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The Sphinxster posted:Yeah, you'll have to tip them because you are a decent human being now. Sucks, I know. how about i sneak into a feild at 1am and tip your mom over
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but how fast can it go aroudn the norburgering?
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Oct 21, 2015 23:08
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Senior year of high school I delivered pizza and KFC (the franchise owner had a Pizza Hut and a KFC across the street, and had both deliver so he could keep drivers busy). It was great because it meant I got to drive my car all the time to make money to buy parts for said car, but it sucked having a really bad smelling car. So having the company actually provide me with a car and gas would have really owned
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Oct 21, 2015 23:09
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JiveHonky posted:how about i sneak into a feild at 1am and tip your mom over don't know why you think you'd find his mom in a field at 1am manatees belong in the ocean, not fields.
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Oct 21, 2015 23:09
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^^ my mother is strictly a land mammal.JiveHonky posted:how about i sneak into a feild at 1am and tip your mom over I think she would appreciate the action. Please don't tell me about it.
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Oct 21, 2015 23:09
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I hope one of these doesn't run you over and kill you three olives.Booblord Zagats posted:to make money to buy parts for said car, but it sucked having a really bad smelling car. So having the company actually provide me with a car and gas would have really owned Oh my god KFC chicken and pizza hut pizza scent in your car. UGH that must have been awful. That's like poverty, depression, and death rolled into one small hot space.
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Oct 21, 2015 23:19
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Al Borland posted:
Thank god it had T-Tops. I would literally scrub the car down with soap and baking soda and drive it without the tops on for an hour before I took any girls out
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Oct 21, 2015 23:21
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I honestly find 3Os posts to be quite informative, but he needs to work on his observational comedy follow up. It tends to lean heavily on the "lol working class sure are ugly, and demand safety too much," topics only a Randian would laugh at/
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Oct 21, 2015 23:23
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uh is this supposed to be a bad thing? I thought having to drive you own car was the gayest thing
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Oct 21, 2015 23:25
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This was merely the harbinger of improved pizza delivery https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n17B_uFF4cA
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Oct 21, 2015 23:27
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quote:Its 1.2 liter engine makes the I-4 engine car fun to drive. Also where the gently caress are my pizza drones, this is 2015 already.
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Oct 21, 2015 23:28
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Not to open a can of worms or anything, but tip at least 10%.
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Oct 21, 2015 23:28
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Clockwerk posted:This was merely the harbinger of improved pizza delivery https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n17B_uFF4cA This owns and is the only "not gay" electric vehicle
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Oct 21, 2015 23:29
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Clockwerk posted:This was merely the harbinger of improved pizza delivery https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n17B_uFF4cA 
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Oct 21, 2015 23:29
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They should have consulted Neal Stephenson when they designed this.quote:The Deliverator's car has enough potential energy packed into its batteries to fire a pound of bacon into the Asteroid Belt. Unlike a bimbo box or a Burb beater, the Deliverator's car unloads that power through gaping, gleaming, polished sphincters... You want to talk contact patches? Your car's tires have tiny contact patches, talk to the asphalt in four places the size of your tongue. The Deliverator's car has big sticky tires with contact patches the size of a fat lady's thighs. The Deliverator is in touch with the road, starts like a bad day, stops on a peseta. Of course in Snow Crash Hiro Protagonist is delivering pizza for the Mafia, so speed is of the essence.
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Oct 21, 2015 23:31
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If they would tie in the GPS with the ordering system that would be sweet. Just enter you order numbers and it plots a route and gives directions. That oven could probably contain the odor of anchovies, which makes me hurl. That poo poo would linger in my car for hours.
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Oct 21, 2015 23:32
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Domino's is the worst chain pizza, and the fact that they make money puzzles me
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Oct 21, 2015 23:35
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Champenema posted:If they would tie in the GPS with the ordering system that would be sweet. Just enter you order numbers and it plots a route and gives directions. We were a test market for this awful Parmesan cheese pizza. Someone ordered it with anchovies and olives, I put the pizza box in a garbage bag, the garbage bag in a sack, and then put that sack in the extra large warming bag, then put it in the little trunk space under the hatch in my car. A week later I got a flat tire and had to put the spare on (stored in the same spot) and I almost threw up from the lingering smell of that pizza.
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Oct 21, 2015 23:37
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How can this possibly be cheaper than relying on delivery drivers to commit insurance fraud on the reg?
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Oct 21, 2015 23:39
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Neptr posted:Domino's is the worst chain pizza, and the fact that they make money puzzles me  This is what the CEO looks like.
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Oct 21, 2015 23:39
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Neptr posted:Domino's is the worst chain pizza, and the fact that they make money puzzles me Innovative social media marketing, duh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gW2D_Votd2Y
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Oct 21, 2015 23:41
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Booblord Zagats posted:We were a test market for this awful Parmesan cheese pizza. Someone ordered it with anchovies and olives, I put the pizza box in a garbage bag, the garbage bag in a sack, and then put that sack in the extra large warming bag, then put it in the little trunk space under the hatch in my car. Yeah it's like you gave a prolapsed 5 dollar hooker a ride 
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Oct 21, 2015 23:41
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Booblord Zagats posted:Innovative social media marketing, duh this never fails to make me shed at least one tear laughing
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Oct 21, 2015 23:45
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Oh god. It's like a Newgrounds flash game and an overly hip scrolling site had an abortion together.
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Oct 21, 2015 23:47
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Booblord Zagats posted:Thank god it had T-Tops. I would literally scrub the car down with soap and baking soda and drive it without the tops on for an hour before I took any girls out at least it isn't like current era KFC. That chicken isn't like natural I swear to god I tasted it about a year ago and almost threw up.
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Oct 21, 2015 23:50
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Al Borland posted:at least it isn't like current era KFC. That chicken isn't like natural I swear to god I tasted it about a year ago and almost threw up. Honestly it was a pretty lovely KFC and a really nice pizza hut. The fryer grease wasn't getting changed out as often as it should have and the coleslaw never smelled like it did at other locations. Plus the Pizza Hut had a lot of cute girls from the local high school as in store servers/wait staff while they got a bunch of nerds to be the "cooks" and autoshop kids to deliver. The KFC was shut down twice in one week because of gang fights between (white) staff members over the turf between trailer parks. None of them were under 25
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Oct 21, 2015 23:55
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Booblord Zagats posted:Innovative social media marketing, duh This exists and completely owns, but people are mad at dominos instead of papa johns, the worst pizza on earth, who hates living wages, employee benefits, and is basically a horrible anti-gay conservative shithole chain of loving awful restaurants owned by a total loving jerkoff I hope peyton manning and papa john get busted with kid porn and are murdered in jail
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Oct 22, 2015 00:03
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:This exists and completely owns, but people are mad at dominos instead of papa johns, the worst pizza on earth, who hates living wages, employee benefits, and is basically a horrible anti-gay conservative shithole chain of loving awful restaurants owned by a total loving jerkoff Man I could go for some papa johns tonight. I haven't had that pizza in about 15 years cause it was poo poo back then.
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Oct 22, 2015 00:11
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working as a pizza man is the easiest way to liquidate your car while doing greasy degrading minimum wage work and getting yelled at by high school dropouts with prescription painkiller addictions i was a pizza man once and one time at a mansion a ten year old paid me in change. he loaded the change up into a garden trowel and dumped all those sweet nickels into my greasy sad palms. his dad stood behind him profusely apologizing to me i hope people stop tipping the pizza man once he starts driving the stove car because then maybe he won't make enough money to survive and will have to quit for something a little better
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Oct 22, 2015 00:13
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:This exists and completely owns, but people are mad at dominos instead of papa johns, the worst pizza on earth, who hates living wages, employee benefits, and is basically a horrible anti-gay conservative shithole chain of loving awful restaurants owned by a total loving jerkoff 
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Metagrubs posted:i hope people stop tipping the pizza man once he starts driving the stove car because then maybe he won't make enough money to survive and will have to quit for something a little better
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Oct 22, 2015 00:15
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it would just be like every other minimum wage non-tipped jobs. those survive, so why wouldn't the pizza delivery business survive?
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Oct 22, 2015 00:29
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failed attempts to argue about tipping? check goons gooning it up about chain restaurants? check three olives? holy poo poo check this is the worst thread of october 21st 2015 three olives, you can redeem a prize coupon for your brand new huffy bike at the local soup kitchen. its a place where the dallas police are keeping the failed pizza drivers alive solely to hinder amd annoy your miserable middle-class existence.
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Metagrubs posted:working as a pizza man is the easiest way to liquidate your car while doing greasy degrading minimum wage work and getting yelled at by high school dropouts with prescription painkiller addictions holy poo poo. Why did the dad let his kid do that? At the very least pay in quarters and no more than 2 dollars in quarters. Worst I ever did was tip in 2 dollar bills and quarters.
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I don't order pizza very often here (UK), but when I have in the last few years, they don't use branded bikes or anything anymore - the drivers use their own cars and pay for their own fuel. Fuel is NOT cheap in Europe, and most of the "deals" Dominos have encourage you to come into store to collect OR spend over £50.....on pizza. I still don't tip them because a Large pizza is like £17. which is what, $26? They are raking it in....I could get a much nicer pizza from a local italian restaurant for like £10, but then i'd have to put clothes on and go outside.
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Oct 22, 2015 00:48
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I'm the security key fob needed to open the pizza hatch in the Dominos-mobile. I bet the drivers can't wait to lose their fob and have to pay fifty bucks out of pocket for a replacement one.
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Oct 22, 2015 00:54
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lol. the true legacy of Snow Crash.
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Oct 22, 2015 00:57
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"neal stephenson is a prophet. look at everything he predicted! the internet. hacker collectives. second life. pizza cars."
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Seveneves is a speculative fiction novel by Neal Stephenson, published in 2015. The story tells of the efforts to preserve human society in the wake of apocalyptic events on Earth, following the disintegration of the Moon.
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