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Neptr
Mar 1, 2011
Let me tell you all about MY rich white bank account :smuggo:

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raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

The White Dragon posted:

idk in my experience they tend to be more of a private thing for government employees. like if the state signs your paycheck, you have access to one, whether you're a county janitor or a firefighter or whatev. though i've seen a couple local ones in the continental us where they seem to be much more inclusive.

Many credit unions were founded like this but actually take all comers these days. Also lots of cities just have municipally founded credit unions that have always taken on all persons. If you're interested then go in and ask.

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



how come america has worse banking than many literal third world countries?

like if i want to send money to someone's account, they give me their bank account number and sort code and my money goes to their account in seconds at no charge to either of us and is available for them to spend inside of an hour, regardless of the time/day.

the only things i have to pay for on my current account is £1/day or something if i use my overdraft, and a few quid if i want to have a chequebook because it's not loving 1974 anymore and nobody uses cheques in the developed world so they make the drat things on demand.

Smoking_Dragon
Dec 12, 2001

WOE UNTO THEE
Pillbug
Banks will not even let you in their banks if your're poor, they will trip a silent alarm and have you arrested for bank robbery. As a poor person in the US if you try to open an account at a bank they will take your house and dog as collateral. If you're poor banks are allowed to take your money at any time for no reason at all and then charge a fee for this. Also, your deposits are not FDIC insured if you make less than a certain income. Lastly, if the bank uses your money for fraud or any illegal activities you will be held liable and thrown in jail without a trial if you are below the poverty level. Don't even THINK about going to a bank if you are poor and black. All these things are true and if you disagree you are a naive rich white American goon.

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax
low income earners sometimes spend 10% of their money on accessing their money

suck it, poors

yogizh
Oct 12, 2015
Dumb Helicopter Joke Enthusiast

Smoking_Dragon posted:

Banks will not even let you in their banks if your're poor, they will trip a silent alarm and have you arrested for bank robbery.

My country is not the best, maybe below average, but you will get 2000 € fine for false flag alarm and calling the popo with no reason.
Also it is disguisting, cops who arrest poor people in public places just for being there and being poor, should be fired with no retirement.

Boko Haram
Dec 22, 2008

Majority of the poor are fat so maybe this is a good thing, RushDiet

Your Rain
Nov 29, 2006
All those born beneath an angry star.

Smoking_Dragon posted:

Banks will not even let you in their banks if your're poor, they will trip a silent alarm and have you arrested for bank robbery. As a poor person in the US if you try to open an account at a bank they will take your house and dog as collateral. If you're poor banks are allowed to take your money at any time for no reason at all and then charge a fee for this. Also, your deposits are not FDIC insured if you make less than a certain income. Lastly, if the bank uses your money for fraud or any illegal activities you will be held liable and thrown in jail without a trial if you are below the poverty level. Don't even THINK about going to a bank if you are poor and black. All these things are true and if you disagree you are a naive rich white American goon.

hahha ur wrong!!

nice I'm a rich white goon now :)

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013




Well yes, it is kind of odd to read this thread. You have to pay the bank because heh you have less than 1000 $? I live in a post-USSR hellhole and you pay about 2$ (or even 1$ if you apply for it online) for opening an account and Visa or Mastercard debit card associated with it (if you have a job your employer will just give you one and pay your salary on it). Withrawing money is 0% in your bank's ATM and something negligible I don't even remember what in other banks ATMs. In addition the bank pays you interest on cash you have on the card. In addition all sorts of discounts if you pay with a card for your say groceries or whatever you want to buy.

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Drecard

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

Sekenr posted:

Well yes, it is kind of odd to read this thread. You have to pay the bank because heh you have less than 1000 $? I live in a post-USSR hellhole and you pay about 2$ (or even 1$ if you apply for it online) for opening an account and Visa or Mastercard debit card associated with it (if you have a job your employer will just give you one and pay your salary on it). Withrawing money is 0% in your bank's ATM and something negligible I don't even remember what in other banks ATMs. In addition the bank pays you interest on cash you have on the card. In addition all sorts of discounts if you pay with a card for your say groceries or whatever you want to buy.

I think your bank should be allowed to charge you obscene amounts of money for using $ wrong

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe


Sounds legit.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Arian_Samurai posted:



Sounds legit.

John Oliver did a really good piece on Payday Loans -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDylgzybWAw

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
i was in chexsystems because loving everquest (lol) was somehow able to keep doing a monthly charge on an account that I had closed years prior, despite the fact that I actually went into the bank and formally closed the account at the time. And the bank was even a huge pain in the rear end about that; I had to wait in the lobby and meet some loser in his office, and he tried to talk me out of it for like 15 minutes.

so even though the account was closed, the bank kept paying everquest every month and adding a $35 fee on top every time, and then it went into some daily fee because it was in the red and built up to like $1k. and then they put me in chexsystems. and they never even sent me one letter about it. loving BofA sucks.

I got out of chexsystems by disputing it and telling them that I never had a BofA account, BofA couldn't prove that I did so I won. But it took a loving year

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Arian_Samurai posted:



Sounds legit.

You pay back piece by piece but also give us a whole other pie and some milk too.

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Zombie Boat posted:

You pay back piece by piece but also give us a whole other pie and some milk too.

and if you don't happen to have any pie or milk we'll just send the heavies round to reach down your throat and take whatever food they find inside your digestive tract. and then increase the amount you owe us to five hundred pies.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Quote-Unquote posted:

how come america has worse banking than many literal third world countries?

like if i want to send money to someone's account, they give me their bank account number and sort code and my money goes to their account in seconds at no charge to either of us and is available for them to spend inside of an hour, regardless of the time/day.

the only things i have to pay for on my current account is £1/day or something if i use my overdraft, and a few quid if i want to have a chequebook because it's not loving 1974 anymore and nobody uses cheques in the developed world so they make the drat things on demand.

bc we invented the system and you are just abusing it, you savages

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Arian_Samurai posted:



Sounds legit.

abbbbbby!!!

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
she is shrugging cuz ehs's like, hey man, it's your money

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Think of interest rates as pie. Sweet delicious pie.

Smoking_Dragon
Dec 12, 2001

WOE UNTO THEE
Pillbug

yogizh posted:

My country is not the best, maybe below average, but you will get 2000 € fine for false flag alarm and calling the popo with no reason.
Also it is disguisting, cops who arrest poor people in public places just for being there and being poor, should be fired with no retirement.

I keep a copy of my tax return and bank statement with me at all times so I can move around in level 4 (middle class) and below areas without getting arrested. Levels 5 and 6 are iffy for me. Stay out of level 10 areas unless you are wearing a $1,000+ suit or it's pretty much shoot on sight!

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
also, why do i want to borrow a pie just to give it back to you? wtf?

you're saying i can take this pie now... but tomorrow you want one piece of it back. and by the end of the week you want the whole thing?

heck why don't you just keep the pie!

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Smoking_Dragon posted:

I keep a copy of my tax return and bank statement with me at all times so I can move around in level 4 (middle class) and below areas without getting arrested. Levels 5 and 6 are iffy for me. Stay out of level 10 areas unless you are wearing a $1,000+ suit or it's pretty much shoot on sight!

Isn't this the plot of Aeon Flux

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Smoking_Dragon posted:

I keep a copy of my tax return and bank statement with me at all times so I can move around in level 4 (middle class) and below areas without getting arrested. Levels 5 and 6 are iffy for me. Stay out of level 10 areas unless you are wearing a $1,000+ suit or it's pretty much shoot on sight!

THI S IS A MYTH ok ppl, please sto perpetuating this we're having a hard enough time as it is:

look, nobody above level 3 can be summarily executed w/o standing trial by a jury of peers (peers being anyone at th esame level or above).

YOU DON"T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THIS. i still wouldn't go around in anything your level +/- half your level, ok? too risky. real risk is shakedowns by enforcement personnel and excessive tasing.

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

nomadologique posted:

also, why do i want to borrow a pie just to give it back to you? wtf?

you're saying i can take this pie now... but tomorrow you want one piece of it back. and by the end of the week you want the whole thing?

heck why don't you just keep the pie!

Imagine 4 pieces of pie on the edge of a fiscal cliff. Each piece is eaten by a poor. Then that piece is then regurgitated back to the cliff, and so on and so on.

Usury lending works the same way.

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
rofl they are now double-charging people for all withdrawals.

So if you took out $100, RushCard is listing it twice. So $100 goes missing :stare:

https://www.facebook.com/RushCard/posts/10153613197825256

Them claiming "don't worry it's just a website error and you actually aren't being double charged" is even more loving hilarious (and I am hoping illegal?)

jenny jones fan fucked around with this message at 16:20 on Oct 22, 2015

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

nomadologique posted:

also, why do i want to borrow a pie just to give it back to you? wtf?

you're saying i can take this pie now... but tomorrow you want one piece of it back. and by the end of the week you want the whole thing?

heck why don't you just keep the pie!

yeah but until then it's free money!

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
oh, now free money. that's something i understand. that's something i can get behind!

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

Smoking_Dragon posted:

I keep a copy of my tax return and bank statement with me at all times so I can move around in level 4 (middle class) and below areas without getting arrested. Levels 5 and 6 are iffy for me. Stay out of level 10 areas unless you are wearing a $1,000+ suit or it's pretty much shoot on sight!

$1000 suit? You've obviously never even been to lvl 10. If you have, you'd know suits aren't required, just that the high incomes always have at least one dollar sign on their clothes. Look at Ted dibiase.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Here in AZ we have Indian reservations that do payday/title loans and they have drat near 200% interest, so I just chalk it up to Big Chief Double Down handling his whomp'um big slot pay outs at the Adobe Palace Casino and Suites.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
ok i've been thinking about it and i think i get it. i borrow the money to start a pie shop, bake a bunch of pies, and give one of them back...

wait but in this scenario they didn't lend me a pie??

poo poo

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
When I worked at Domino's they gave us all a reloadable debit card thing (idk if it was RushCard but same concept) and put our paychecks on that instead of giving us paper checks. The pretense was 'going green' of course.

It let you do 1 free transfer after a check is deposited so you had to use it to transfer everything into your real bank account. Otherwise hella high fees for random poo poo.

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Moridin920 posted:

When I worked at Domino's they gave us all a reloadable debit card thing (idk if it was RushCard but same concept) and put our paychecks on that instead of giving us paper checks. The pretense was 'going green' of course.

It let you do 1 free transfer after a check is deposited so you had to use it to transfer everything into your real bank account. Otherwise hella high fees for random poo poo.

I thought Gamestop and Walmart tried doing the same thing and it was considered illegal?

also lol at "going green". I haven't seen a paper check in my last 3 jobs. PDFs only.

I work for a major cable TV company and as slimy as they can be sometimes they'd never dare try to pay us in loving cards.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
um i don't know if you know this but pdfs are not a valid form of currency

YET :twisted:

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Moridin920 posted:

When I worked at Domino's they gave us all a reloadable debit card thing (idk if it was RushCard but same concept) and put our paychecks on that instead of giving us paper checks. The pretense was 'going green' of course.

It let you do 1 free transfer after a check is deposited so you had to use it to transfer everything into your real bank account. Otherwise hella high fees for random poo poo.

wait, do employers not just put money directly into your bank account in america?

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
you can ask them to do that, if they're not shady companies like dominoes!!

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
dominoes, on the other hand, probably had a big fat deal w visa or whoever was making those cards

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
something that should be illegal, but lol if you don't yet understand just how much power corporations have here

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
it IS the future tho, you baby bitch, that whole "europe" thing is going to crumble pretty soon and come over to the dark side lol

see how long your social services last in the face of that brown onslaught

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Oct 22, 2002



lol @ a country where having a chequebook (or checkbook) is normal in tyool 2015

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