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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
And then he was shot by the police: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-34602621

quote:

A masked man with a sword has been shot by police at a school in Sweden after injuring an adult and four students, according to reports.
The condition of the attacker is not known.
Police told the Swedish news agency TT that there was "considerable confusion" at the school, in the western city of Trollhattan.
"We have a number of people injured," said Stefan Gustafsson from the regional police force.
Mr Gustafsson confirmed that officers had shot a man on the premises.
"His conditon is unknown," he said.

Is this an example of gun laws working idk?

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Pannus
Mar 14, 2004

if only teachers at swedish schools were allowed to carry swords

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i wish i was called Jerker and lived in trollhattan

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

what a waste. gently caress him

Dresh
Jun 15, 2008

hrmph.
Is Trollhattan one of the cities in the Monster High doll and staight-to-DVD movie franchise?

Kirs
Dec 5, 2014

Apart from drinking, there is absolutely nothing to do here.

lonesomedwarf posted:

i wish i was called Jerker and lived in trollhattan

If you donate semen for long enough you'll save enough money to change your name and sitizenship.

Live your dream.

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
If only they employed cyborg ninja as a police force, this wouldn't have happened.

Jeza
Feb 13, 2011

The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.
if manhattan is full of mans, is trollhattan full of trolls?


makes u think

TheIllestVillain
Dec 27, 2011

Sal, Wyoming's not a country
i googled the name and there are actual people in sweden named jerker

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

hmmmm do we know it was a katana? or some inferior blade.

nobody died so it seems like the latter

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Apparently one dead, but it could be Jerker, killed by the superior weapon of gun.

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
See? If guns are banned, only criminals will have ... swords?

Waitaminute!

Bleusilences
Jun 23, 2004

Be careful for what you wish for.

lonesomedwarf posted:

i wish i was called Jerker and lived in trollhattan

On the first page of The trollhatan news: Bateman finally caputered Jerker.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
The perp had a Star Wars mask, if only I could edit the title this thread would be donminating GBS now

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
yowza I just realised how americans read Jerker and Trollhättan

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Once again Norway proves to be better than Sweden at everything. Even our insane psychopaths have the common sense to use guns and bombs. :norway:

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

Stay losing sweden.

Das Butterbrot
Dec 2, 2005
Lecker.
sweden has pewdiepie tho whta do you say to that norfailures

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

Das Butterbrot posted:

sweden has pewdiepie tho whta do you say to that norfailures

LOL pewdiepie abandoned his dumb country the moment he had money to do it. I imagine this is true for most swedes.

lilljonas
May 6, 2007

We got crabs? We got crabs!

TheIllestVillain posted:

i googled the name and there are actual people in sweden named jerker

Jerker Persson is a completely normal Swedish name that will make the person hate their parents the first time they go abroad.

It's more fun if Jerker is just your middle name, and you're called Odd Jerker Persson.

E: now we all wonder, was it ninjamannen?

lilljonas fucked around with this message at 12:28 on Oct 22, 2015

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Jerker?? But I hardly know her!

Prawned
Oct 25, 2010

What a noob, everyone knows you only go melee when you have to reload and/or you can catch a sniper from behind on a hill or something. 1/1 KDR, shameful

Jeza
Feb 13, 2011

The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Trollhattan

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Kirs posted:

If you donate semen for long enough you'll save enough money to change your name and sitizenship.

Live your dream.

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

Once the native population has been replaced these mentally ill white terrorist will be a thing of the past.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

brylcreem posted:

See? If guns are banned, only criminals will have ... swords?

Waitaminute!

swords and grenades

lilljonas
May 6, 2007

We got crabs? We got crabs!

Nazi Darth Vader? These movie release gimmicks are just getting worse and worse.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Do we have a statement from JJ Abrams yet??

Jeza
Feb 13, 2011

The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.

rear end cobra posted:

Do we have a statement from JJ Abrams yet??

im afraid jj abrams is the killer, star wars is canceled lol

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
2 people confirmed dead, a teacher and apparently a young kid.

Hentai Himmler Darth Vader should just have gone with the venerable Swedish tradition of just offing himself in the woods imo.

Elman
Oct 26, 2009

I'm glad Sweden is a reasonable country and he couldn't find a gun.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Perp according to the crazy people over at Flashback:

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100010428514294&fref=ts

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine

Nice index finger ring, you loving retard.

TheIllestVillain
Dec 27, 2011

Sal, Wyoming's not a country

its uncharacteristic for flashback to blame anything bad on people that arent immigrants and browns

very strang

Jeza
Feb 13, 2011

The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.

Apoplexy posted:

Nice index finger ring, you loving retard.

lmao if you think im swedish, have a phone, or hands

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine

Jeza posted:

lmao if you think im swedish, have a phone, or hands

I wasn't really saying that to you, just the person in the picture.

Jeza
Feb 13, 2011

The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.

Apoplexy posted:

I wasn't really saying that to you, just the person in the picture.

now ive been exposed as a handless loser, thanks

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
At least you can't have a ring on the wrong finger. Imagine being one of those fucks with a THUMB RING.

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