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Germstore posted:NSA REPORT FORUMS.SOMETHINGAWFUL.COM Browsing FYAD would give the NSA agent prodromal schizophrenia. peace.
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Oct 23, 2015 02:20
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SHISHKABOB posted:what the hell does deep web mean. Does it mean really obscure and hard to remember website names that no one ever googles? you're 3/4 right; it's the parts of the internet not indexed by google, which includes a lot of junk nobody actually gives a poo poo about but what people usually mean when they refer to it are a special subset of sites using a domain inaccessible outside the TOR network
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:you're 3/4 right; it's the parts of the internet not indexed by google, which includes a lot of junk nobody actually gives a poo poo about Why dont those sites get indexed by google? Through some triage algorithm based on search patterns? If the domain isn't accessible through the world wide web... then how is it the deep web. They should call it the other-web.
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Oct 23, 2015 02:26
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Germstore posted:NSA REPORT FORUMS.SOMETHINGAWFUL.COM GBS: Every thread reverts to complaints about the gastrointestinal distress caused by fast food establishment within 10 pages
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Oct 23, 2015 02:27
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hey does anyone have real screen cap or a link to some deep web crazy rear end poo poo? lol youll never catch us, we are to sly. i wanna go crazy but i need to get down and dirty on the deep web. i love going ape poo poo and gettin down and dirty. page my deep facebook, or just holler at me on "wierd" twitter. im gonna go loving crazy and its all real. follow me at @deepweb. peas out!
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Oct 23, 2015 02:36
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SHISHKABOB posted:Why dont those sites get indexed by google? Through some triage algorithm based on search patterns? it's the internet, but you need to download the tor client to open the sides. that's all there is to it.  google doesn't index it because, why would they? it's a bunch of child porn, some autists buying/selling drugs and i guess some fake serial killer blogs? nobody gives a poo poo about that crap. something like 3 billion people use the internet daily, 10k of them go to tor sites. also, lol everyone in the thread being scared of the NSA. that's some STASI grade bullshit, and i'm not even kidding. (not a terrorist)
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Oct 23, 2015 02:38
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the key to the "deep web" is goons. i see you all creepin and crawlin around under the wire - the FIBER WIRE that is lol - j/k i know you guys are all tradin guns and fuckin heroin and poo poo. its crayzy im makin <MAD BANK$$$ BC> gonna need to download some torrents. keep it on the downLOAD, y'all lol <PEAS> </PEAS>
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Oct 23, 2015 02:40
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waitwhatno posted:it's the internet, but you need to download the tor client to open the sides. that's all there is to it. NSA found! keep ur <HEAD> down yall  </HTML>
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Oct 23, 2015 02:41
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<DEEPHTML> <HEAD> gently caress u FBI!!! </HEAD> <p>*in taken voice* goood luck</darkp> <a>https://www.darkweb.com</a> </DEEPHTML>
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Oct 23, 2015 02:47
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lol i just embedded the deepest, darkest rear end web right into this website... ever heard of jave??? see you in hell noobs! LOL!
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Oct 23, 2015 02:48
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the dank web
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Oct 23, 2015 02:49
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SHISHKABOB posted:Why dont those sites get indexed by google? Through some triage algorithm based on search patterns? Either you need an account or the server is set to not respond to indexing attempts. Dey private.
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Maoist Pussy posted:Either you need an account or the server is set to not respond to indexing attempts. Dey private. robots.txt is actually a text file that holds all of you and your families personal information. if you accidentially get "spidered" or "fingered" as i call it, i have one piece of advice for you. LEAVE NOW. do not look back. disappear.
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Oct 23, 2015 03:06
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it's actually just a different top level domain that isn't part of normal DNS and if the site owners are smart it also doesn't allow browsers to connect except from certain "exit nodes" which are either proxy severs or the equivalent of VPN, all three of which any large company has It isn't any sort of magic, it's just using normal Internet poo poo outside of what normal Internet users hit The mystique is way overblown, you can establish better anonymity by getting a digital ocean or aws subscription if you really care
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Oct 23, 2015 03:08
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jackyl posted:it's actually just a different top level domain that isn't part of normal DNS and if the site owners are smart it also doesn't allow browsers to connect except from certain "exit nodes" which are either proxy severs or the equivalent of VPN, all three of which any large company has you could also use <gopher> if you really want to see how deep the rabbit hole goes... thats enough bread crumbs for now... hehe... see you on the dark web, sherlock </end darkweb transmission>
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Darkweb sounds like something from the plot to a movie from 1994 where no one actually knows what the Internet is yet I'm picturing Sandra bullock yelling FREEZE FBI, THEYVE HACKED THE MAINFRAME TURBODOWN COMEIN OVER All the women have bare midriffs for some reason, at least one character is really goth with spiderweb pants and eye makeup and she bends over a lot There's a scene where she puts on glasses and the screen reflects in them There is at least one male actor who was really big in the 1980's who's older now and he wears a suit with shoulder pads and yells DAMMIT WE DONT HAVE TIME FOR THESE INTERNETS and Sandra has purple lipstick and says ITS A NEW GENERATION and then does a couple of backflips
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Oct 23, 2015 03:38
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There's a scene where Sandra and the bad guy are both typing furiously into beige keyboards and it cuts back and forth and one of them yells BLAST and slaps a crt monitor in frustration
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Oct 23, 2015 03:41
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Oct 23, 2015 03:43
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my god he has 56k of modems and 4 megabytes of ram he's cutting right through our paywalls
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is there a deep web version of sa?
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Oct 23, 2015 03:58
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I never tried using TOR because I'm not a pedophile.
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Agag posted:I never tried using TOR because I'm not a pedophile. great job. quick question: what is "TOR"?
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Oct 23, 2015 04:05
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Agag posted:I never tried using TOR because I'm filled with a need to inflict my lovely, worthless opinions with as many people as possible and privacy just gets in the way of that.
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Oct 23, 2015 04:06
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Accurate.
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dad gay. so what posted:great job. quick question: what is "TOR"? 
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Oct 23, 2015 04:07
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naem posted:Darkweb sounds like something from the plot to a movie from 1994 where no one actually knows what the Internet is yet It should have Nicholas cage in it
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Zzulu posted:its full of pedos and those skinny/fat nerds who basically never go outside and constantly obsess over the internet. Also drug dealers and crazy peoples Drug Dealers and hitmen are cool and good, friend.
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Powercrazy posted:Drug Dealers and hitmen are cool and good, friend. I don't think hitmen are real.
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Oct 23, 2015 04:10
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:It should have Nicholas cage in it He's the villain and he still has most of his hair, probably a ponytail. He wears Hawaiian shirts and makes rotating skull dot gif appear on your work computer and yells NAILED a lot
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Agag posted:I don't think hitmen are real. Everyone looking at a Kindle is a potential hitman.
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Moridin920 posted:Yeaah but why go through the trouble of Tor? This has already happened but just on 4chan. Why would a surgeon use loud music to make someone go deaf?
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FYI agent Kevin bacon grabs a sheaf of dot matrix perforated edge accordion computer "my god according to this readout--" He and Sandra bullock look at each other "THE INTERNET IS HACKING FROM INSIDE THE BUILDING" "I'll get the van!!" says the black guy, who then immediately dies "Hahaha I've got their internets, meet me downtown we'll do the trade, yes for ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS" YELLS Nicolas cage into a really large cell phone as he spins out in a Pontiac fiero
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Oct 23, 2015 05:02
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"Deep" web, "Deep" Dream, its all deep, and it really makes me think, man, doesn't it make you think?
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Happy Hedonist posted:What happened next? Sandra bullock baud's all of Nicolas cage's modems (hacking his gibson) and he tries to get away on a skateboard but Sandra bullock is too young and hot and baremidriffed to lose and she takes her glasses off dramatically (suddenly she's wearing a lot more makeup) and backflips him into a swimming pool CURSES yells Nicolas cage who is lead away in handcuffs, Then Aging baby boomer goodguy and hot young gen x Sandra bullock walk off into the sunset, babbybooner actor has his hand around her waist so you know he's TOTALLY DOING HER, THIS FINE YOUNG THING DONT BE SCARED, THIS YOUNG GENERSTION EXIST ONLY FOR US THE BOOMERS TO USE FOR PLEASURE WE, I, I AM THE CENTER OF ALL THINGS ME, pulls raybans down nose and winks as camera TUBULAR Her midriff is bare SHE HSBS BELLYBUTTON PEIRCING and purple streaks in her hair EXTREEEEEME she says submitting to the older man visibly
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