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naem posted:Sandra bullock baud's all of Nicolas cage's modems (hacking his gibson) and he tries to get away on a skateboard but Sandra bullock is too young and hot and baremidriffed to lose and she takes her glasses off dramatically (suddenly she's wearing a lot more makeup) and backflips him into a swimming pool CURSES yells Nicolas cage who is lead away in handcuffs, I love a happy ending. Really glad he got the girl, they're good for each other. Riveting stuff.
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naem posted:FYI agent Kevin bacon grabs a sheaf of dot matrix perforated edge accordion computer "my god according to this readout--" im a hollywood producer, lets take it to pm's naem, you got the job
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Agag posted:I don't think hitmen are real. This is probably true. But if they did exist, they would be both cool and good.
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Is that story about all the smurfs raping smurfette on the deepweb? Also, I heard it was real.
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When I think of the Deep Web, I think of the opening credits of Ancient Aliens, and how you're zooming through space and there's all sorts of historical poo poo flying at you. I feel like that's what happens on the Deep Web, but instead of Sumerian tablets it's CP and torture videos and Fed Ex boxes of ecstasy.
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When I think of the Deep Web I think of the guy who got sent to broadmoor and has been banned by UK goverment from ever having internet access or a device with internet access because of his murder blog.
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in the early 2000s as a young spry Internet Adventurer i saw a set of pictures of an asian dude eating a cooked baby so none of this is too far fetched to me
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tbh i forgot about that until this thread so gently caress u op
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kazr posted:in the early 2000s as a young spry Internet Adventurer i saw a set of pictures of an asian dude eating a cooked baby so none of this is too far fetched to me aaah, the joys of rotten and ogrish
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Commie NedFlanders posted:Frankly, there regular internet is already littered with garbage this guy gets it
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Powercrazy posted:This is probably true. But if they did exist, they would be both cool and good. I dunno about these TOR ones but hitmen are quite real. Evidence: Russia today ie Alexander Litvinenko. There are a lot of housewives that think they are real and get owned always by the cops. Sgt. Shaved Balls fucked around with this message at 09:35 on Oct 23, 2015 |
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kazr posted:in the early 2000s as a young spry Internet Adventurer i saw a set of pictures of an asian dude eating a cooked baby so none of this is too far fetched to me P. sure that was an performance artist iirc Not that Chinese people don't eat fetuses/placenta, because they definitely do. If you've been to China you'll know they literally eat anything and everything remotely edible.
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what about bugs
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The only thing I found on the deep web was volumes of Furry Disney Fanfiction about Aladdin. Also poorly made sites that look like they were made by a 12 year old in 1995. I was almost convinced that they were the product of a government employee because they were such bad quality. Like the html was written in notepad beforehand.
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I met your mother on the deep web and then I TOR her pussy up pretty good
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deep dish pizza isn't pizza
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The deep web has almost nothing on it, looks web 1.0, and is mainly written by people with the alex jones brand of paranoia rather than the legitimate brand of paranoia. The only poo poo you see that you can't on the regular web is child porn, and if that is what you're looking for gently caress you that's the type of thing I'm glad big brother is monitoring. Any actually interesting covert communication is likely done through private networks operating anonymised versions of irc, not a publicly accessible website that leaves its data lying around for you to find just by hunting around, no matter how leet your hacking skills are.
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well, heh, i am pretty leet
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I lust for brutal pedo death
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I haven't upgraded yet. This one has better battery life you say?
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If I found myself in the deep web I'd basically be Ralph Wiggum.
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satanic splash-back posted:"Deep" web, "Deep" Dream, its all deep, and it really makes me think, man, doesn't it make you think? man, what if there was a weeeed web
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Retarded_Clown_ posted:Sgt. Shaved Balls Show some respect, that man served under General Butt Naked.
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HappyKitty posted:man, what if there was a weeeed web I'm gonna do a weird al style parody based on pot and call myself The Weedknd
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Agag posted:I don't think hitmen are real. Yeah, I think there are people who make their living killing people, but probably as part of a larger network of organized crime or spy poo poo where everybody involved has a lot of experience with killing. The idea that there are trained killers just sitting around somewhere like a pizza place waiting for a call from a stranger who wants his rich aunt to disappear or whatever just seems like an impossible thing. How are you going to get word-of-mouth going with that kind of business?
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Jack Gladney posted:Yeah, I think there are people who make their living killing people, but probably as part of a larger network of organized crime or spy poo poo where everybody involved has a lot of experience with killing. The idea that there are trained killers just sitting around somewhere like a pizza place waiting for a call from a stranger who wants his rich aunt to disappear or whatever just seems like an impossible thing. How are you going to get word-of-mouth going with that kind of business? Keanu reeves taught me that hit me. Are reall and are paid with these really big coins and you get s really super nice house with lots of glass and a hot wife it sounds p good honestly
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cool car, cool dog, cool wife, cool LIFE.
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