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wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
If you're cool like me you got a google news alert for "sword attack" today

https://www.cnn.com/2015/10/22/europe/sweden-sword-attack/index.html

I'm on my phone so I'm reserving this space in the op for pics and other details, apparently the guy was dressed like the new darth vader? Does Sweden do Halloween? MORE info to come ASAP.

[space reserved for updates]

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Party In My Diapee
Jan 24, 2014
[space reserved for immigration debate]

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Be right back reinstalling Mount and Blade

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Also installing a mod that puts Swedish schoolchildren on the battlefields.

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
It's like the warband dlc "fire & sword" where u can play as a gangly swede with a giant sword and silly hat who gets pwned constantly in multiplayer by ppl with dinky pistols

Your Rain
Nov 29, 2006
All those born beneath an angry star.
we already made fun of this jerker of trollhattan in another thread you knob

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
Can you share the link with me friend.I don't see the thread you're talking about!

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Tevryr
Dec 5, 2009
"Trollhattan is about 420 kilometers (260 miles) west-southwest of Stockholm, the Swedish capital."

YES YES YES

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

I bet this wouldn't have happened if everyone else had a katana...

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Hoax or another 4chan psycho?

Sigh.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Kid has bigger balls than 1000 American nut jobs with their pansy guns.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Once the hanzo steel has been unsheathed, it must taste blood....

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

His swords name is Haaaken

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-34602621

BBC News posted:

The girl left her classroom and met two school friends who stood with a masked man holding a bloody knife, she said. He was playing "horrible, Halloween-type" music and did not speak, she said.

They... they played the Mash?

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

This is what happens when you let someone watch Kingsman.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
This is what happens when you let 4chan

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Noblesse Obliged posted:

Kid has bigger balls than 1000 American nut jobs with their pansy guns.

He just didn't have a gun.

Your Rain
Nov 29, 2006
All those born beneath an angry star.

wiffle ball bat posted:

Can you share the link with me friend.I don't see the thread you're talking about!

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3747962

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

So was it a guy fawkes mask?

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine

Holy Moses that rules

If I'm going out in a mass killer event you're fuckin a right I want a rad soundtrack. How has this not been done before??

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Stay frosty, chummers.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

wiffle ball bat posted:

Holy Moses that rules

If I'm going out in a mass killer event you're fuckin a right I want a rad soundtrack. How has this not been done before??

gotta have music for a true graveyard smash

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

lmao they just let some creepy dude in a mask with a bunch of swords into the school

lmao swedish school security

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

argondamn posted:

lmao they just let some creepy dude in a mask with a bunch of swords into the school

lmao swedish school security

These are white people. They saw a guy with a sword outside a school and they all ran out there and started yelling at him.

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
that sword looks vaguely european to me. brb, gonna ask the military history goons to confirm

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
When the article got to blurbs quoting the King of Sweden, I had one of those chuckles where you realize that even African countries don't have kings anymore.

von Braun
Oct 30, 2009


Broder Daniel Forever

argondamn posted:

lmao they just let some creepy dude in a mask with a bunch of swords into the school

lmao swedish school security

there is no security at our schools. it's not a complete police state like america

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

This thread is a real "whiff."

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

von Braun posted:

there is no security at our schools. it's not a complete police state like america

Most schools in America have no security either, it's just in cities over like 3 million where that happens.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

von Braun posted:

there is no security at our schools. it's not a complete police state like america

it's going to be loving hilarious when the culture clash you will inevitably get from immigration tears your smug self-satisfied society a new one over and over until you become us

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

it's going to be loving hilarious when the culture clash you will inevitably get from immigration tears your smug self-satisfied society a new one over and over until you become us

you seem bitter about sweden somehow

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
Indiana jones would have known what to do

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Pitdragon posted:

you seem bitter about sweden somehow

because every scandinavian I've ever seen post in GBS is a smug self-satisfied jackass about it

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

because every scandinavian I've ever seen post in GBS is a smug self-satisfied jackass about it

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
guys cut Sweden some slack, their most famous export got traded in for a Perkins waitress

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

if only the sword man had a gun this could have had a higher bodycount

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

TEAYCHES posted:

if only the sword man had a gun this could have had a higher bodycount

swedes are just inferior swordsmen to glorious china martial artists

http://www.cnn.com/2014/03/01/world/asia/china-railway-attack/

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
Saab Scania, more like Saab stabbinya

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