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how about i just kill all of you
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a hole-y ghost posted:you can't catch cancer dummy keep lappin' up the lies of big pharma, chief *does sick kick flip, chugs a sweet 2 liter of diet mtn dew*
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Oct 23, 2015 00:23
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lorn Wayne posted:how about i just kill all of you Please do
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Oct 23, 2015 00:23
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lorn Wayne posted:how about i just kill all of you nice av
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Oct 23, 2015 00:23
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Nah, too fatty, but his fat could be turned into other useful products I'm sure, gonna need soap!
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Oct 23, 2015 00:25
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no im vegan
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Oct 23, 2015 00:27
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mdm posted:Nah, too fatty, but his fat could be turned into other useful products I'm sure, gonna need soap! See this guy gets it, I think people are really wasting it when they buy those jumbo triple-wide coffins for fatties, why not just carve them down to fit in a normal coffin and turn the extra into tallow or soap? There are lots of great uses for lard!
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Oct 23, 2015 00:27
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long pig more like fat pig
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Oct 23, 2015 00:40
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I think you just call that pig.
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Oct 23, 2015 00:49
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If it were the only way I could survive the situation, sure, but only when it came down to it. Otherwise, if we were stuck on an island it would make more sense for us to both be alive and work together to survive.
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Oct 23, 2015 00:53
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I wouldn't eat him; cannibalism is morally corrupt. I would, however, murder the gently caress out of him before he tried to eat me. And he doesn't look like he misses too many meals.
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Oct 23, 2015 00:59
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I saw one of those survivor shows and This guy kills an eatts a porcupine 
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Oct 23, 2015 01:06
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When I close my eyes I see myself ripping flesh from some person's neck and gulping mouthfuls of blood. I am ok though, I self medicate with diet pepsi.
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Oct 23, 2015 01:07
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you could make blood pudding from human blood easily enough
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Oct 23, 2015 01:07
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I've never butchered a large animal but I bet I could figure something out. Didn't that soccer team just kind of take bites off the corpses of their dead teammates? there's enough muscles that are easy to get at that even a newb can get a ton of meat cut off
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Oct 23, 2015 01:09
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JFairfax posted:you could make blood pudding from human blood easily enough That guys blood probably looksl ike this 
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Oct 23, 2015 01:11
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You want to suspend the animal upside down. Then slice the throat to help drain the blood. Majority of the meat you'll want are in the legs and rump. Don't bother with gutting since you'll only need the extremities. Unless you desire to eat the organs like the heart and liver.
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Oct 23, 2015 01:11
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Edgar posted:When I close my eyes I see myself ripping flesh from some person's neck and gulping mouthfuls of blood. I am ok though, I self medicate with diet pepsi. A fatpire 
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Oct 23, 2015 01:11
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naem posted:A fatpire Jodi Melville is my spirit animal.
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Oct 23, 2015 01:15
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Picked that guy because some people like the gristle. Plus he's at that level of fatness where he gets enough exercise so that his extremities have some muscle from lugging around his weight.
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Oct 23, 2015 01:16
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JiveHonky posted:why would you eat dick when you can munch butt? there is good meat in the butt sorry im a connoisseur 
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Oct 23, 2015 01:55
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Bismuth posted:That guys blood probably looksl ike this woah
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Oct 23, 2015 02:04
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i ate my son for a blu ray player, ho ho jingle jangle ho ho i ate my son and he tasted good, ho ho jingle jangle ho ho
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Oct 23, 2015 02:06
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Yeah what the gently caress get some good bbq sauce and some fried okra on the side. Food is food
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Oct 23, 2015 03:24
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vM_SuN7P5X4
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Oct 23, 2015 03:33
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Bismuth posted:That guys blood probably looksl ike this I'd like to know more please. Thanks!
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Oct 23, 2015 04:19
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Shadow posted:I'd like to know more please. Thanks! hyperlipidemia, thats a blood sample and the white is fat separated out, like when you make bacon and tip the pan and it all congeals at the bottom.
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Oct 23, 2015 04:25
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Bismuth posted:hyperlipidemia, thats a blood sample and the white is fat separated out, like when you make bacon and tip the pan and it all congeals at the bottom. How the gently caress fat you gotta be to have this?!
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Oct 23, 2015 05:02
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Shadow posted:How the gently caress fat you gotta be to have this?!
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Oct 23, 2015 05:53
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Gaunab posted:Say you and this guy I would bash his head in with a rock and learn what his brain knows by eating it
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Oct 23, 2015 05:56
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a hole-y ghost posted:it's not really a ham beast thing, it's a weird congenital condition that makes people get these fat filled blisters around their eyes and knees and stuff, it's pretty freaky I see... 
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Oct 23, 2015 06:08
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I would bash his head in with a rock and learn what his brain knows by eating it Prion disease is what it knows
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Oct 23, 2015 06:11
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Amateurs eating human brains in here!!
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Oct 23, 2015 06:11
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:Amateurs eating human brains in here!! 
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Oct 23, 2015 06:13
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:Amateurs eating human brains in here!! I need a lot to learn
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Oct 23, 2015 06:13
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better not eat the brain!!! then you're killed by prius molecules!!! 
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Oct 23, 2015 06:14
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A guy like that? I'd kill him no problem, but no way would I eat a guy like that.
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Oct 23, 2015 06:26
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I wouldn't but I would eat a real hero.
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You didn't need to bother with the weird hypothetical, as a goon you had me at "would you eat"
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