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Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Shadow posted:

gently caress you OP

I concur.

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Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

dad gay. so what posted:

can someone explain "willow" to me? i am legally blind and deaf fyi

He's a lovely wizard, and goes on some quest for whatever reason. He see's this badass warrior in a cage on a road and lets him out and then they go looking for some wizard to make willow not suck so much at wizardy. So they find the powerful wizard but it's a goat now. Also, there are bad guys. The movie ends with Willow being a powerful wizard and uniting the lands I think. It's been a while.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Dave_Indeed posted:

He's a lovely wizard, and goes on some quest for whatever reason. He see's this badass warrior in a cage on a road and lets him out and then they go looking for some wizard to make willow not suck so much at wizardy. So they find the powerful wizard but it's a goat now. Also, there are bad guys. The movie ends with Willow being a powerful wizard and uniting the lands I think. It's been a while.

Does he magic himself up a couple feet talleR?

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Bismuth posted:

Does he magic himself up a couple feet talleR?

I wouldn't if I were him. I would stay 3 feet tall and cast a spell on my dick to make it huge.

When you think about it, you'd probably have a stoke every time you got a boner though. Magic must be hard in that you have to exercise excellent foresight.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Dave_Indeed posted:

He's a lovely wizard, and goes on some quest for whatever reason. He see's this badass warrior in a cage on a road and lets him out and then they go looking for some wizard to make willow not suck so much at wizardy. So they find the powerful wizard but it's a goat now. Also, there are bad guys. The movie ends with Willow being a powerful wizard and uniting the lands I think. It's been a while.

its really hard to read what you typed there because i cannot see very well, i still see some light and muted colors but my ability to see contrast between sharp lines (like text on a monitor) and white space is very ... i guess you would say blurred? its a kaleidoscope of jumbled shapes its really hard to explain. so i guess what you are saying is that its a story about a man with downs syndrome who gets struck by lightning and gets some superpowers? hello? argh. im not seeing what you are saying very well. :( sory

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
im trying to use my imagination though. it seems like a good title. why do they call him "rudy"?

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Dave_Indeed posted:

I wouldn't if I were him. I would stay 3 feet tall and cast a spell on my dick to make it huge.

When you think about it, you'd probably have a stoke every time you got a boner though. Magic must be hard in that you have to exercise excellent foresight.

https://youtu.be/GwnK_glEhSw?t=30s

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