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it gets better, trust me... there's gonna be a time when calling things gay and ppl faggots is taboo, but then the gay discourse will get to a point where it's practically mandatory, and you're a bigot if you don't i know this sounds impossible, but really
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Stop being such a loving dork Make more friends Get laid more Your dad should've listened to you when you told him to invest in Google in 2000
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Oct 23, 2015 17:03
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For god's sake, don't be afraid to pluck your eyebrows every now and then. And don't go to college yet, gain some experiences and then decide what you want to do. Work harder, even at your lovely job.
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Oct 23, 2015 17:07
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go out work out wear clothes that fit take the red pill
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Oct 23, 2015 17:23
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computers are a passing fad
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Oct 23, 2015 17:26
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Wait at least one year longer before going back to grad school and save up like a lot more money first because otherwise you're going to be living off of box macaroni and cheese and your girlfriend is going to get fed up with you, also dump your girlfriend and go after the redhead
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Oct 23, 2015 17:42
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Money is the only thing that's real. Sad but true. No one will ever listen to you if you aren't well off and you will never be happy being at a disadvantage to anyone else. Just make enough money that you don't have to give a poo poo about what other people do. gary oldmans diary fucked around with this message at 17:57 on Oct 23, 2015 |
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Oct 23, 2015 17:55
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it doesnt get better mate, but you can still get your name in the history books, you know what to do *puts salad bowl over head and starts clipping*
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Oct 23, 2015 17:55
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Also any girl no matter how sweet would rather take a chance on a rich guy. There are no exceptions to this. Ever.
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Oct 23, 2015 17:59
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Age 16: Hey I almost forgot. You got a big dick. Don't be ashamed of it. Its loving rad dude.
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Oct 23, 2015 18:01
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at 19: stay in the military. You have an easy non-shooty/killy job and the 20 years it'll take take to retire out will fly by so quick you won't believe it. In the meantime, you get to travel and make good friends and have amazing benefits. You won't be rich, but that wasn't going to happen anyway. If you get out, you'll make a half-hearted attempt at college and end up in a soul-sucking IT career plunking away at keyboards and watching the clock. But you won't listen, idiot bitch
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Oct 23, 2015 18:08
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reg early and you'll save 
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If I could write a letter to me And send it back in time to myself at 17 First I'd prove it's me by saying look under your bed There's a Skoal can and a Playboy no one else would know you hid And then I'd say I know its tough When you break up after seven months And yeah I know you really liked her and it just don't seem fair All I can say is pain like that is fast and it's rare And oh you got so much going for you going right But I know at 17 it's hard to see past Friday night She wasn't right for you And still you feel like there's a knife sticking out of your back And you're wondering if you'll survive You'll make it through this and you'll see You're still around to write this letter to me At the stop sign at Tomlinson and Eighth Always stop completely don't just tap your brakes And when you get a date with Bridgett make sure the tank is full On second thought forget it that one turns out kinda cool Each and every time you have a fight Just assume you're wrong and daddy is right And you should really thank Mrs. Bringman She spend so much extra time It's like she sees the diamond underneath And she's polishing you 'til you shine And oh you got so much going for you going right But I know at 17 it's hard to see past Friday night Tonight's the bonfire rally But you're staying home instead because if you fail Algebra Mom and dad will kill you dead Trust me you'll squeak by and get a C And you're still around to write this letter to me You've got so much up ahead You'll make new friends You should see your kids and wife And I'd end up saying have no fear These are nowhere near the best years of your life I guess I'll see you in the mirror When you're a grown man P.S. "go hug Aunt Rita every chance you can" And oh you got so much going for you going right But I know at 17 it's hard to see past Friday night I wish you'd study Spanish I wish you'd take a typing class I wish you wouldn't worry, let it be I'd say have a little faith and you'll see If I could write a letter to me To me edit: copyright: me. thanks
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Hogge Wild posted:reg early and you'll save that one I got right. And then, just today, accidentally banned myself and had to re-reg. Baxter fucked around with this message at 18:32 on Oct 23, 2015 |
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Oct 23, 2015 18:30
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Don't put too much effort into Lowtax's Bird Contest
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Oct 23, 2015 18:34
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lonesomedwarf posted:ot was in the manual lol who reads manuals
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let me take up drinking spirits, you stick to beers etc
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Hogge Wild posted:reg early and you'll save
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Oct 23, 2015 18:53
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Do as much meth as you can while you know people who can get it for you because someday that well will run dry.
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Listen to that album with the potato lady on the cover, it's p good actually
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copy everything that was done on the lets play forum in youtube format before streamers become a thing. Say you did it first and ask for donations.
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Getting really hung up on one particular girl and following her around while waiting for her to give you an incredibly obvious signal is never going to work for you. The experience you've already had should prove that no signal would be obvious enough for you anyway. Try chatting up a different girl and actually ask her on a date. That might, y'know, work.
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mastervj posted:Here it is, you just won.
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Stick to your plan to become a mechanical engineer, don't drop out of college to move to California because you'll be too distracted by girls to enroll in school there. Age 18: Ask the pretty girl out that you've wanted since you were in 7th grade, the worst thing that can happen is you'd get turned down. Since you didn't nut up and ask that pretty girl out, stick with the girlfriend you have because she'll get really hot a few years after you break up.
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be nice to the girl in ur class that becomes miss uk and dont call her grandma like everyone else, and the redhead jess she will become so hot
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save all your clothes, they come back in a big way and cost a ton more.
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Pre-teen: Age 10): Don't get depressed, those boobs that grew in way too early are going to mean way more fun than you'd think. Mid-teens: 1. Yes, those girls really are horrid, horrid bitches. 2. Never, ever go to school on picture days. Age 18: Don't go to college in Maine, jesus, what a waste of money that was. Go someplace loving sunny and happy, you retard.
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errol _flynn posted:Pre-teen: thanks for the play by play 
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dont gamble with farts
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Hogge Wild posted:dont gamble with farts
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Age 16) Be more assertive with how you feel. Stop putting yourself in dangerous situations because you want to feel part of a loving group and afraid of being alone. Think more on your future goals and not just surviving the moment. Accept who you are and what your flaws are and work on bettering yourself instead of feeling sorry for yourself. Stop worrying what anyone thinks of you, the only one that should care about you the most is you. Focus on getting better grades, will make college a whole lot easier. Get a job and save a lot, you will need it very soon. Age 17) Life is a bitch, but you will learn to see people in different perspectives, so embrace your lessons. There is nothing you could have done to avoid the position you are in at this time, unless you got a job and saved a lot, if not then instead of looking at it as a reason to whine, take it as an opportunity to get a job and save up and find a room to rent and get out of sleeping in those abandon houses and cars. Age 18) Do not leave trade school for your brothers. Your siblings will be just fine. Plus they will not appreciate the scarifies you will ever do for them. Don't ever let your brothers live with you. Believe me, save you a lot of pain and trouble. You will fall in love, when your 33 and when you do be the best person you can ever be to them for the rest of your lives together. They'll mean the world to you. JavaMonster fucked around with this message at 00:42 on Oct 28, 2015 |
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errol _flynn posted:Pre-teen: JavaMonster posted:Age 16) Be more assertive with how you feel. Stop putting yourself in dangerous situations because you want to feel part of a loving group and afraid of being alone. Think more on your future goals and not just surviving the moment. Accept who you are and what your flaws are and work on bettering yourself instead of feeling sorry for yourself. Stop worrying what anyone thinks of you, the only one that should care about you the most is you. Focus on getting better grades, will make college a whole lot easier. Get a job and save a lot, you will need it very soon. 
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That girl you think you're in love with? You're not. You're 18, love is something that happens when you're not loving, and entertaining any thought beyond "gently caress bitches, get paper" is doing it wrong because this poo poo doesn't last forever. Plus she's cheating on you and you're going to turn down at least 3 significantly hotter girls to string this shitshow out for a few more months, so rectify that poo poo immediately. If I don't arrive back in my time not having gotten my past dick significantly wetter I'm getting straight back in this time machine and coming to kick your rear end.
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Oct 28, 2015 00:12
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I'm gay You'll find out soon enough! !
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Lol @ all these for real posts
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work hard, write things down.
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Oct 28, 2015 00:54
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You're a fucker! you're ad ubm bitch fucker ahahaha nerd. you stupid loving nerd. hahahaha and the future has no good video games either
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Carol Pizzamom posted:You're a fucker! you're ad ubm bitch fucker ahahaha nerd. you stupid loving nerd. hahahaha and the future has no good video games either this except the vidoe game thing
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JavaMonster posted:Age 16) Be more assertive with how you feel. Stop putting yourself in dangerous situations because you want to feel part of a loving group and afraid of being alone. Think more on your future goals and not just surviving the moment. Accept who you are and what your flaws are and work on bettering yourself instead of feeling sorry for yourself. Stop worrying what anyone thinks of you, the only one that should care about you the most is you. Focus on getting better grades, will make college a whole lot easier. Get a job and save a lot, you will need it very soon. Age 19) do the helicopter with yo dick
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