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C'mon baby do you do more than dance I'm hot blooded. . .in my pants.
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Oct 23, 2015 14:59
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I rewrote 'Turn Me Loose' once when I was bored at work. It's pretty terrible, but maybe not as terrible as the original. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnHm4ro_l8s You were born too dumb You were born downstream The dirtiest girl you ever seen I gotta do you my way Or no way at all And I am here to please Now get down on your knees Making love to you is a breeze I gotta do it my way Or no way at all And then you switched it around Tried to tie me down I was being taken to town You had to have it your way Or no way at all Well I've had all I can take I can't spank it no more I'm gonna pack my bags and fly my way Or no way at all So why don't you turn me loose Cook a goose Ride a caboose I gotta do it my way Or no way at all Why don't you take a duece Call a truce Make me an excuse I gotta do it my way I wanna fly I'm here to skeez I'm like ‘Nigga sack deez” Making love to many a sleaze I gotta do it my way I gotta do it my way And when you came around I took you to a town called Pound I got my wiener turned brown You had to have it your way Well, I'm saying OK! So why don't you turn me loose Get bit by a brown recluse Do your hair up with mousse I gotta do it my way Or no way at all Why don't you and I reproduce You don’t need to seduce My peen to you, I want to introduce I gotta do it my way I wanna fly, oh yeah So why don't you quit being obtuse Fix me up a gin a juice Make like a Mexican and vamoose I gotta do it my way Or no way at all Why don't you carry your baby around in a papoose Live in a Canadian hoose I cook with a sauce I have to reduce I gotta do it my way I gotta do it my way Why don't you go into labor and induce I like to read about Zeus The Kardashian whores have a dad named Bruce I gotta do it my way I wanna fly Turn me loose I can’t take this abuse Find some gold with a sluice These lyrics are basically refuse The amount of time to do this is a misuse A stupid name for a color is chartreuse Get yo face bit off by a mongoose
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Oct 23, 2015 20:17
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a bay posted:This is pretty good, why don't you take a crack at the lyrics to "Hot Blooded" by Foreigner Well if you just change the chorus to "Well, I, just nutted, check it and see It went a distance of about a hundred and three Come on baby, help clean off these pants? I just nutted, I just nutted." The song still pretty much makes sense.
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Oct 23, 2015 20:38
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