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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
the same hippies have been working at my local papa johns for like 20 years and they make some kickass pizzas every time
i dont know why they wanted to do it under the papa johns name and they dont have anything to do with anything corporate or the website or special promotions
they just make good pizzas

Doccers posted:



Colorado Pizza Best Pizza.
you can actually see the obese persons gut hanging out and drooping over their pants yet its somehow in pizza crust form
truly there are no limits to science

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CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
ive got strong opinions about what food strangers eat and im gonna let you know in a really obnoxious and arrogant way

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender
I hope they bring back double cheeseburger pizza.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

ive got strong opinions about what food strangers eat and im gonna let you know in a really obnoxious and arrogant way
this guy is finally gonna take a stand against having opinions and worse yet expressing them in designated threads on internet forums

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
yeah i think after decades of being a stoner i think you can start getting called a hippie
youre old enough so i dont see what the problem is

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
colorado style looks like someone trying to make chicago-style from hazy recollections and giving up halfway through and just making whatever that is

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
Pap loving Johns

Bamford Brownstone
Jul 21, 2010
Is his name Papa John because he likes prostitutes? Did he father a child with one?

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
big daddy john's pizza and used mattress imporium

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Bamford Brownstone posted:

Is his name Papa John because he likes prostitutes? Did he father a child with one?

Yeah she was your mother and the child was You, LMAO! :fry:

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
:vince:

btw: reminder not to tip the delivery driver

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

i delivered pizzas at pj's for 2-3 years in college ama

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Pizza's uglier cousin Mungo. He never stood a chance with the ladies.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

poopzilla posted:

i delivered pizzas at pj's for 2-3 years in college ama
how many pizzas did you fart on

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

gary oldmans diary posted:

how many pizzas did you fart on

5

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
if it was either 0 or really high i would be impressed but 5 :geno:

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

They know what they did.




But seriously no, I've worked several restaurants and I never hosed with anyone's food. That bitch made poo poo

Bamford Brownstone
Jul 21, 2010

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

Yeah she was your mother and the child was You, LMAO! :fry:

I guess the apple doesn't fall too far form the tree since i make very lovely pizza and also enjoy the company of prostitutes.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

poopzilla posted:

I never hosed with anyone's food.
your an embarrassment to your name poopzilla

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

Doccers posted:



Colorado Pizza Best Pizza.

Is that Beau Jo's?
Because their pizza is seriously delicious.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

poopzilla posted:

They know what they did.




But seriously no, I've worked several restaurants and I never hosed with anyone's food. That bitch made poo poo

you should hear what they do to the alfredo sauce at the olive garden :wth:

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

gary oldmans diary posted:

your an embarrassment to your name poopzilla

i know

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
More like "poopa John's" op

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Horniest Manticore posted:

this guy had a number that was very similar to his local papa johns, so he got lots of calls from people ordering pizza. he decided to gently caress with them and put the results on youtube. they're funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPAaFUsDofg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilf8sd64fPE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VE5Mbn-6dQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AW43D1gDtxY

holy poo poo I remember this being posted on SA years ago, this and Longmont Potion Castle used to crack me up

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
sri/hrach/hrachself

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer

dad gay. so what posted:

i dont eat that poo poo you retard

You're not the only poster in the thread, shitstain

Doccers
Aug 15, 2000


Patron Saint of Chickencheese

ghlbtsk posted:

Is that Beau Jo's?
Because their pizza is seriously delicious.

Yes indeed.

The original location up in Idaho Springs is still the best, in my opinion.

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Horniest Manticore posted:

this guy had a number that was very similar to his local papa johns, so he got lots of calls from people ordering pizza. he decided to gently caress with them and put the results on youtube. they're funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPAaFUsDofg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilf8sd64fPE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VE5Mbn-6dQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AW43D1gDtxY

this is loving great,

gotta listen to the first one.

Your fraternity is full of homosexual and losers,

this is loving great.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
I used to work there and make their lovely bland pizzas. The training videos they have are loving hilarious and creepy.

If you want a better experience order thin crust because that poo poo comes out of a bag and requires less effort to make. If you're ordering a regular pizza your dough is getting made by some dude who may or may not actually be good at edge locking it and the dough itself might be past its prime because the person making it doesn't give enough of a gently caress to go get some new dough out of the walk in.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Ginette Reno posted:

I used to work there and make their lovely bland pizzas. The training videos they have are loving hilarious and creepy.

If you want a better experience order thin crust because that poo poo comes out of a bag and requires less effort to make. If you're ordering a regular pizza your dough is getting made by some dude who may or may not actually be good at edge locking it and the dough itself might be past its prime because the person making it doesn't give enough of a gently caress to go get some new dough out of the walk in.

don't you loving dare bismirch the good name of papa

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
precision has the inside scoop when it comes to papa johns

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
they should make a pizza w/ candy corn on it

im into candy corns and its the same color as pizza basically and the same shape as a pizza slices

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
pineapple on pizza is acceptable, although i do not prefer it

also we should burn papa johns house down

imho

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

Chinatown posted:

pineapple on pizza is acceptable, although i do not prefer it

also we should burn papa johns house down

imho

i wonder what it feels like when you wake up one day and are like "yes. i do deserve my own golf course built directly around my absurd mansion. and my employees do NOT deserve to have healthcare."

afkmacro
Mar 29, 2009



poopzilla posted:

i wonder what it feels like when you wake up one day and are like "yes. i do deserve my own golf course built directly around my absurd mansion. and my employees do NOT deserve to have healthcare."

Socialist hating on successful entrepreneurs.

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008


Excuse me sir but can you please put some more effort into your posts?

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


reminder that papa john lives in a pretty princess castle

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Bro Dad posted:

reminder that papa john lives in a pretty princess castle



dat house is in england, bro

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

poopa johns

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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Bro Dad posted:

reminder that papa john lives in a pretty princess castle



why do rich people get castles like that? you think building a to-spec model of Krak des Chevaliers would be the wiser ticket for the inevitable uprising of the poors

it's not as if they'll be able to afford actual artillery :smug:

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