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Do you die and then just sort of wake up and start doing something new? I hope I get something super low responsibility if there is
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I don't think heaven is real bruh
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Oct 23, 2015 17:42
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You're fired.
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Oct 23, 2015 17:44
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Sure, you can man the punch bowl. It's easy, just make sure it never runs out of orange Hi-C and has plenty of ice.
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Oct 23, 2015 17:52
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I dunno, but I do know there are jobs in hell. It's called GBS moderating.
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Oct 23, 2015 17:54
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heaven is a prmanent summer vacation dude
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Oct 23, 2015 17:55
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Many people believe that meaningful work is a crucial part to living a happy and fulfilled life. If our individual identities persist beyond death in a place specifically created to maximize our happiness, it's perfectly reasonable to assume that one aspect of that place would include fulfilling work.
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Oct 23, 2015 17:55
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foot jobs b/cause angles dont wear shoes
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Oct 23, 2015 17:56
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BLOW jobs!! HEY OHHHHHH!!!!!
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Oct 23, 2015 17:56
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Of course there are jobs, walls and gates don't build themselves.
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Oct 23, 2015 17:57
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satanic splash-back posted:Of course there are jobs, walls and gates don't build themselves. Are the walls there to keep them out... or us in?
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Oct 23, 2015 17:58
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no because it doesnt exist hope this helps!!!!!!!
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Oct 23, 2015 17:59
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only steve jobs
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Oct 23, 2015 18:00
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Applewhite posted:Are the walls there to keep them out... or us in? Yes
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Oct 23, 2015 18:02
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all kinds of jobs op. blow jobs, hand jobs, rim jobs, assistant manager on the midnight shift at MacDonald's jobs
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Oct 23, 2015 18:02
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Considering moron lottery winners will keep working at wal-mart, i imagine when they die they'd demand to keep working in heaven.
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Oct 23, 2015 18:04
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In heaven you just spend all day watching atheists getting brutally owned in hell.
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Oct 23, 2015 18:04
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Are crazy people sane in Heaven? Follow up: if the answer is yes, to what extent are our other personality flaws "corrected" when we are accepted into heaven? Would that not make us different people than the ones who lived on Earth? In what sense would that be a reward, if an evil person can have the problems in his brain fixed between life and death, then it would be a good man who enters heaven. If an evil man enters heaven as a good man, how is that just?
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Oct 23, 2015 18:06
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i hope everyone dies
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Oct 23, 2015 18:07
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Chinatown posted:i hope everyone dies I have good news for you
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Oct 23, 2015 18:07
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Chinatown posted:i hope everyone dies They do, before being assigned to heaven or hell. Repent, for your time is nigh.
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Oct 23, 2015 18:08
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heaven has been full communism from the start
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Oct 23, 2015 18:08
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Applewhite posted:Many people believe that meaningful work is a crucial part to living a happy and fulfilled life. If our individual identities persist beyond death in a place specifically created to maximize our happiness, it's perfectly reasonable to assume that one aspect of that place would include fulfilling work. Jeez. And I thought the porn industry here on earth was over-saturated.
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Oct 23, 2015 18:09
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Frankenstyle posted:Jeez. And I thought the porn industry here on earth was over-saturated. There's no sex in heaven. Sex is a biological function geared toward reproduction. The pleasure we feel is the satiation of that desire. Without bodies, we will not feel the urge to reproduce. Same with the sensation of delicious food. Food only tastes good to us because our body responds positively to the intake of vital nutrients. In heaven, all pleasures are intellectual pleasures, like appreciating a good Sudoku, or looking at a Rubik's cube.
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Oct 23, 2015 18:12
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Applewhite posted:There's no sex in heaven. Sex is a biological function geared toward reproduction. The pleasure we feel is the satiation of that desire. Without bodies, we will not feel the urge to reproduce. Sounds boring...
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Oct 23, 2015 18:14
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Applewhite posted:In heaven, all pleasures are intellectual pleasures, like appreciating a good Sudoku, or looking at a Rubik's cube. Huh. So all Mississippians go to hell then?
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Oct 23, 2015 18:16
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VendaGoat posted:Huh. So all Mississippians go to hell then? Mississippi is Hell so it's more like vice versa. If you die and are bad, you go to Mississippi.
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Oct 23, 2015 18:17
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:only steve jobs suicide is a sin, so i'm not so sure about that
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Oct 23, 2015 18:17
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Applewhite posted:There's no sex in heaven. Sex is a biological function geared toward reproduction. The pleasure we feel is the satiation of that desire. Without bodies, we will not feel the urge to reproduce. man dogs sure are smart
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Oct 23, 2015 18:19
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Horniest Manticore posted:suicide is a sin, so i'm not so sure about that Steve Jobs is technically in hell, but he's not being tortured. It's kind of like when a mob boss goes to prison and they get a super nice cell and the guards are polite to them.
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Oct 23, 2015 18:20
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Applewhite posted:Mississippi is Hell so it's more like vice versa. If you die and are bad, you go to Mississippi. Little known Americana fact: "Go to Hell" is actually a perversion of "Sell you down the river."
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Oct 23, 2015 18:21
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In Heaven, everything has an ever expanding EU. There is always more Police Academy waiting to be explored.
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Oct 23, 2015 18:21
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Applewhite posted:There's no sex in heaven. Sex is a biological function geared toward reproduction. The pleasure we feel is the satiation of that desire. Without bodies, we will not feel the urge to reproduce. This is why it's better to go to hell. They have succubusses. Probably even succutrains and a general robust public succu system. I am sure I can learn to embrace the pain sooner or later.
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Oct 23, 2015 18:24
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My most persistent Heaven fantasy is that we will have access to perfect simulations capable of answering all of life's questions, and I'll finally get to experience how the audience would react if I went back in time and swapped the reels of Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan with Star Trek: Into Darkness.
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Oct 23, 2015 18:25
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Applewhite posted:There's no sex in heaven. Sex is a biological function geared toward reproduction. The pleasure we feel is the satiation of that desire. Without bodies, we will not feel the urge to reproduce. Good thing I have so many bodies saved up.
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Oct 23, 2015 18:26
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jon joe posted:I dunno, but I do know there are jobs in hell. Retail management too.
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Oct 23, 2015 18:26
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Applewhite posted:There's no sex in heaven. Sex is a biological function geared toward reproduction. The pleasure we feel is the satiation of that desire. Without bodies, we will not feel the urge to reproduce. Well I'm happy nothing changes for you, but that really fucks up my long term goals.
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Oct 23, 2015 18:27
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Frankenstyle posted:Well I'm happy nothing changes for you, but that really fucks up my long term goals. convert to islam
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Oct 23, 2015 18:35
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Horniest Manticore posted:convert to islam  Doink. Mission accomplished.
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Seems like an afterlife would get real tiresome after a while. After high school there was a year or two where I didn't do anything but sit at home, eat junk food and play video games; definitely Goon heaven but boy did it get old. Almost would root for nothingness, reincarnation or something else. 
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