- Booblord Zagats
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My Dearest Mr. Lowtax,
In these trying times we live and breath and sometimes go to Disney World in, a man must stand up for himself, as I know you and I have both done. In the last several weeks I have been preparing for the battleground of muscle and wit known as Wrestlemania, which, I have discovered is not about fighting with my inner demons over my normal jolly outlook, but instead it is about grappling oiled men who seek to cause great harm and obtain gaudy yet respected waist-borne fashion accessories referred to as championship belts, but I will refrain from this term as they couldn't cold up anyone's pants unless you have ridiculously large belt loops and all of these fellers wear spandex or jean shorts so I have no idea what the gently caress is going on.
Most of these men are large, angry and occasionally battle rapping men who are very mean to me when I have to get naked and shower in the locker-room, the meanest being two ne'er-do-well's going by the names "Richard 'A Dragon' Steamboat" and "Bernard 'Jason Alexander Playing Larry David playing Karl Marx' Sanders. They each have one of these belts and I wish to relieve them of them through fisticuffs and general hooligan behavior. This is where you come in.
You see, to rightfully strip these two rapscallions of their prizes, I must have a partner. I asked my dad and he told me to stop calling him, and I asked one Mr. Hackensack James Duggan, who just waved a 2x4 at me and shouted a lot while wearing a pair of overall's so I think he's too busy with his Minion's cosplay troupe to assist me in this matter. So I figured I would ask you.
Why would I ask you, Mr. Richard Tax to help me in this time of need you may wonder. The answer is I think you need to return to the squared circle just as much as I. For you see, I know of your defeat at the hands of the cowardly and evil Uwe Bowl, he robbed you of your masculine aura and I can tell by your hatred of computer game dolphins and high pitched ninny-babies that you yearn to prove yourself in the field of sweaty-man battle. I feel that you and I, working as one in our quest to beat back our inner demons and the crude ways of Misters Steamship and Sanders that we could finally earn the respect we deserve, not just from the world, but ourselves. We can right so many wrongs if we battle together in the name of righteousness and wearing swim trunks in the shower. For we are both men of merit, men of honor and men of regret.
So please, Mr. Kankya, assist me in this duty to God and country in earning the tagging team titles at what should be a very outlandish event, in the name of decency and not making anymore goddamed videogame movies.
Sincerely,
Booblord
PS: I think our team name could be the Low-Lords or Team-Titty-Tax, your call.
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Ignore this guys - the loving weed just arrived !
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My Dearest Mr. Lowtax,
In these trying times we live and breath and sometimes go to Disney World in, a man must stand up for himself, as I know you and I have both done. In the last several weeks I have been preparing for the battleground of muscle and wit known as Wrestlemania, which, I have discovered is not about fighting with my inner demons over my normal jolly outlook, but instead it is about grappling oiled men who seek to cause great harm and obtain gaudy yet respected waist-borne fashion accessories referred to as championship belts, but I will refrain from this term as they couldn't cold up anyone's pants unless you have ridiculously large belt loops and all of these fellers wear spandex or jean shorts so I have no idea what the gently caress is going on.
Most of these men are large, angry and occasionally battle rapping men who are very mean to me when I have to get naked and shower in the locker-room, the meanest being two ne'er-do-well's going by the names "Richard 'A Dragon' Steamboat" and "Bernard 'Jason Alexander Playing Larry David playing Karl Marx' Sanders. They each have one of these belts and I wish to relieve them of them through fisticuffs and general hooligan behavior. This is where you come in.
You see, to rightfully strip these two rapscallions of their prizes, I must have a partner. I asked my dad and he told me to stop calling him, and I asked one Mr. Hackensack James Duggan, who just waved a 2x4 at me and shouted a lot while wearing a pair of overall's so I think he's too busy with his Minion's cosplay troupe to assist me in this matter. So I figured I would ask you.
Why would I ask you, Mr. Richard Tax to help me in this time of need you may wonder. The answer is I think you need to return to the squared circle just as much as I. For you see, I know of your defeat at the hands of the cowardly and evil Uwe Bowl, he robbed you of your masculine aura and I can tell by your hatred of computer game dolphins and high pitched ninny-babies that you yearn to prove yourself in the field of sweaty-man battle. I feel that you and I, working as one in our quest to beat back our inner demons and the crude ways of Misters Steamship and Sanders that we could finally earn the respect we deserve, not just from the world, but ourselves. We can right so many wrongs if we battle together in the name of righteousness and wearing swim trunks in the shower. For we are both men of merit, men of honor and men of regret.
So please, Mr. Kankya, assist me in this duty to God and country in earning the tagging team titles at what should be a very outlandish event, in the name of decency and not making anymore goddamed videogame movies.
Sincerely,
Booblord
PS: I think our team name could be the Low-Lords or Team-Titty-Tax, your call.
Who the gently caress is going to read all this crap?
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Oct 23, 2015 19:49
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- Tuxedo Gin
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Classy.
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My Dearest Mr. Lowtax,
In these trying times we live and breath and sometimes go to Disney World in, a man must stand up for himself, as I know you and I have both done. In the last several weeks I have been preparing for the battleground of muscle and wit known as Wrestlemania, which, I have discovered is not about fighting with my inner demons over my normal jolly outlook, but instead it is about grappling oiled men who seek to cause great harm and obtain gaudy yet respected waist-borne fashion accessories referred to as championship belts, but I will refrain from this term as they couldn't cold up anyone's pants unless you have ridiculously large belt loops and all of these fellers wear spandex or jean shorts so I have no idea what the gently caress is going on.
Most of these men are large, angry and occasionally battle rapping men who are very mean to me when I have to get naked and shower in the locker-room, the meanest being two ne'er-do-well's going by the names "Richard 'A Dragon' Steamboat" and "Bernard 'Jason Alexander Playing Larry David playing Karl Marx' Sanders. They each have one of these belts and I wish to relieve them of them through fisticuffs and general hooligan behavior. This is where you come in.
You see, to rightfully strip these two rapscallions of their prizes, I must have a partner. I asked my dad and he told me to stop calling him, and I asked one Mr. Hackensack James Duggan, who just waved a 2x4 at me and shouted a lot while wearing a pair of overall's so I think he's too busy with his Minion's cosplay troupe to assist me in this matter. So I figured I would ask you.
Why would I ask you, Mr. Richard Tax to help me in this time of need you may wonder. The answer is I think you need to return to the squared circle just as much as I. For you see, I know of your defeat at the hands of the cowardly and evil Uwe Bowl, he robbed you of your masculine aura and I can tell by your hatred of computer game dolphins and high pitched ninny-babies that you yearn to prove yourself in the field of sweaty-man battle. I feel that you and I, working as one in our quest to beat back our inner demons and the crude ways of Misters Steamship and Sanders that we could finally earn the respect we deserve, not just from the world, but ourselves. We can right so many wrongs if we battle together in the name of righteousness and wearing swim trunks in the shower. For we are both men of merit, men of honor and men of regret.
So please, Mr. Kankya, assist me in this duty to God and country in earning the tagging team titles at what should be a very outlandish event, in the name of decency and not making anymore goddamed videogame movies.
Sincerely,
Booblord
PS: I think our team name could be the Low-Lords or Team-Titty-Tax, your call.
ban this guy
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- Lowtax
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Who the gently caress is going to read all this crap?
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Oct 23, 2015 19:54
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- Lowtax
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by Skyl3lazer
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it is now :tropical_fish: :tropical_fish: :tropical_fish: :tropical_fish:
somebody buy :tropical_fish: quick
:tropical_fish: :tropical_fish: :tropical_fish: :tropical_fish: :tropical_fish: :tropical_fish: :tropical_fish: :tropical_fish:
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- Lowtax
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So we gonna go to Wrestlemania or what Lowtax?
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- milkingmycow
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My mom met Mankind once.
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- JiveHonky
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hey man u ever buy tropical fish.... on weed
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- Lowtax
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by Skyl3lazer
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:tropical_fish::tropical_fish::tropical_fish::tropical_fish::tropical_fish::tropical_fish::tropical_fish::tropical_fish::tropical_fish::tropical_fish::tropical_fish::tropical_fish::tropical_fish::tropical_fish::tropical_fish::tropical_fish::tropical_fish::tropical_fish::tropical_fish::tropical_fish::tropical_fish::tropical_fish::tropical_fish::tropical_fish::tropical_fish::tropical_fish::tropical_fish::tropical_fish::tropical_fish::tropical_fish::tropical_fish::tropical_fish::tropical_fish::tropical_fish::tropical_fish::tropical_fish::tropical_fish::tropical_fish::tropical_fish::tropical_fish::tropical_fish::tropical_fish::tropical_fish::tropical_fish::tropical_fish::tropical_fish:
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My Dearest Mr. Lowtax,
In these trying times we live and breath and sometimes go to Disney World in, a man must stand up for himself, as I know you and I have both done. In the last several weeks I have been preparing for the battleground of muscle and wit known as Wrestlemania, which, I have discovered is not about fighting with my inner demons over my normal jolly outlook, but instead it is about grappling oiled men who seek to cause great harm and obtain gaudy yet respected waist-borne fashion accessories referred to as championship belts, but I will refrain from this term as they couldn't cold up anyone's pants unless you have ridiculously large belt loops and all of these fellers wear spandex or jean shorts so I have no idea what the gently caress is going on.
Most of these men are large, angry and occasionally battle rapping men who are very mean to me when I have to get naked and shower in the locker-room, the meanest being two ne'er-do-well's going by the names "Richard 'A Dragon' Steamboat" and "Bernard 'Jason Alexander Playing Larry David playing Karl Marx' Sanders. They each have one of these belts and I wish to relieve them of them through fisticuffs and general hooligan behavior. This is where you come in.
You see, to rightfully strip these two rapscallions of their prizes, I must have a partner. I asked my dad and he told me to stop calling him, and I asked one Mr. Hackensack James Duggan, who just waved a 2x4 at me and shouted a lot while wearing a pair of overall's so I think he's too busy with his Minion's cosplay troupe to assist me in this matter. So I figured I would ask you.
Why would I ask you, Mr. Richard Tax to help me in this time of need you may wonder. The answer is I think you need to return to the squared circle just as much as I. For you see, I know of your defeat at the hands of the cowardly and evil Uwe Bowl, he robbed you of your masculine aura and I can tell by your hatred of computer game dolphins and high pitched ninny-babies that you yearn to prove yourself in the field of sweaty-man battle. I feel that you and I, working as one in our quest to beat back our inner demons and the crude ways of Misters Steamship and Sanders that we could finally earn the respect we deserve, not just from the world, but ourselves. We can right so many wrongs if we battle together in the name of righteousness and wearing swim trunks in the shower. For we are both men of merit, men of honor and men of regret.
So please, Mr. Kankya, assist me in this duty to God and country in earning the tagging team titles at what should be a very outlandish event, in the name of decency and not making anymore goddamed videogame movies.
Sincerely,
Booblord
PS: I think our team name could be the Low-Lords or Team-Titty-Tax, your call.
daddy drinks cause you write poo poo like this
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I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
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it is now :tropical_fish: :tropical_fish: :tropical_fish: :tropical_fish:
somebody buy :tropical_fish: quick
:tropical_fish: :tropical_fish: :tropical_fish: :tropical_fish: :tropical_fish: :tropical_fish: :tropical_fish: :tropical_fish:
Nice plan, trick people into giving you money right in plain sight
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- Nut to Butt
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i meat mankind every day
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Oct 23, 2015 20:01
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Dice-a the Mushroom
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Grimey Drawer
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My Dearest Mr. Lowtax,
In these trying times we live and breath and sometimes go to Disney World in, a man must stand up for himself, as I know you and I have both done. In the last several weeks I have been preparing for the battleground of muscle and wit known as Wrestlemania, which, I have discovered is not about fighting with my inner demons over my normal jolly outlook, but instead it is about grappling oiled men who seek to cause great harm and obtain gaudy yet respected waist-borne fashion accessories referred to as championship belts, but I will refrain from this term as they couldn't cold up anyone's pants unless you have ridiculously large belt loops and all of these fellers wear spandex or jean shorts so I have no idea what the gently caress is going on.
Most of these men are large, angry and occasionally battle rapping men who are very mean to me when I have to get naked and shower in the locker-room, the meanest being two ne'er-do-well's going by the names "Richard 'A Dragon' Steamboat" and "Bernard 'Jason Alexander Playing Larry David playing Karl Marx' Sanders. They each have one of these belts and I wish to relieve them of them through fisticuffs and general hooligan behavior. This is where you come in.
You see, to rightfully strip these two rapscallions of their prizes, I must have a partner. I asked my dad and he told me to stop calling him, and I asked one Mr. Hackensack James Duggan, who just waved a 2x4 at me and shouted a lot while wearing a pair of overall's so I think he's too busy with his Minion's cosplay troupe to assist me in this matter. So I figured I would ask you.
Why would I ask you, Mr. Richard Tax to help me in this time of need you may wonder. The answer is I think you need to return to the squared circle just as much as I. For you see, I know of your defeat at the hands of the cowardly and evil Uwe Bowl, he robbed you of your masculine aura and I can tell by your hatred of computer game dolphins and high pitched ninny-babies that you yearn to prove yourself in the field of sweaty-man battle. I feel that you and I, working as one in our quest to beat back our inner demons and the crude ways of Misters Steamship and Sanders that we could finally earn the respect we deserve, not just from the world, but ourselves. We can right so many wrongs if we battle together in the name of righteousness and wearing swim trunks in the shower. For we are both men of merit, men of honor and men of regret.
So please, Mr. Kankya, assist me in this duty to God and country in earning the tagging team titles at what should be a very outlandish event, in the name of decency and not making anymore goddamed videogame movies.
Sincerely,
Booblord
PS: I think our team name could be the Low-Lords or Team-Titty-Tax, your call.
tl:dr Lowtax Does WWE?
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- milkingmycow
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So everybody's dream is to fill the ring with live goldfish while the oiled wrestlers slam on top of them.
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I will fight by your side. I will fight with you. I even have an outfit.
http://i.imgur.com/kq7yfF2.gifv
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she met some of us a second time and some others a third time again
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Well, his dad worked in my mom's office and he came to pick him up one time. Then they all gang banged her.
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- ghlbtsk
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not a single question mark. ban op for false thread
just read it in upspeak
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please smoke some poo poo itt
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Listen...Rowdy Trout is a freshwater fish. But the guidance here is to go tropical. Tropical is saltwater. I'm getting some really mixed signals. Is this some psy ops poo poo going down?
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