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You can do anything with it. Anything. Finance, statistics, kill lists. Everyone should learn how to apply excel to everyday tasks.
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Oct 23, 2015 19:55
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i prefer victoria 2 for my genocide planning needs
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Oct 23, 2015 20:02
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excel is good
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Oct 23, 2015 20:02
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pivot tables changed my life
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I once wrote a spreadsheet for eve, then I felt compelled to kill myself. That's my story thanks for reading, godbless.
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at work I like to write little nice sentences and jokes but then hide them in secret cells and change the font color to white, so nobody sees them or knows about them but me
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Ben Smash posted:I once wrote a spreadsheet for eve, then I felt compelled to kill myself. That's my story thanks for reading, godbless. remember that time you had that chef job and they called you "dog poo poo" all the time. ill never forget that.
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dad gay. so what posted:remember that time you had that chef job and they called you "dog poo poo" all the time. ill never forget that. Yes and you'll also never let me forget it. Thank you kind sir. I feel like we have some special kind of bond. Are you interested in meeting up and exchanging prostate exams? Also it wasn't all the time. It was once and I quit.
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I use it to concatenate SQL statements. I refuse to teach any of the stupid babies I work with how to do it. Hah hah! I am the only one allowed to make SQL scripts you loving idiots!
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Ben Smash posted:Yes and you'll also never let me forget it. Thank you kind sir. I feel like we have some special kind of bond. Are you interested in meeting up and exchanging prostate exams? Also it wasn't all the time. It was once and I quit. thats not what i heard
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I just installed Office 2016 
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Oct 23, 2015 20:12
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Mad Monk posted:I just installed Office 2016 how is it
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Oct 23, 2015 20:14
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Excel is the easiest way to make people in an office think you're great at your job. Closely followed by being good at powerpoint. That poo poo gets you promotions.
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Oct 23, 2015 20:15
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I was in the billing office for a large hospital helping out some of the ladies there, one of them asked me to move a file to another lady's computer. Once she got the file it opened and she exclaimed, "what the hell is this?! EX-CELL? I DONT USE NO EX-CELL!" It was then I realized just how hosed the American healthcare system was. How the gently caress are you in the billing/financial department and you don't know what loving excel is?
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Oct 23, 2015 20:17
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Parallax Scroll posted:how is it It broke Outlook but running scanpst fixed it. So far I really can't tell the difference, looks just like 13. I did an upgrade instead of a clean install, I think that's what corrupted the pst file.
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a bone to pick posted:I was in the billing office for a large hospital helping out some of the ladies there, one of them asked me to move a file to another lady's computer. Once she got the file it opened and she exclaimed, "what the hell is this?! EX-CELL? I DONT USE NO EX-CELL!" maybe she only uses free open source software and hates micro$oft
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a bone to pick posted:I was in the billing office for a large hospital helping out some of the ladies there, one of them asked me to move a file to another lady's computer. Once she got the file it opened and she exclaimed, "what the hell is this?! EX-CELL? I DONT USE NO EX-CELL!" Billing and coding is like a 10 dollar an hour job so that makes sense that they're all idiots.
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Oct 23, 2015 20:21
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i made a penis once in mspaint
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deep impact on vhs posted:i made a penis once in mspaint you can animate it now, did you see the thread
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Does it still have that hidden flight simulator in it?Dave_Indeed posted:I use it to concatenate SQL statements. I refuse to teach any of the stupid babies I work with how to do it. Hah hah! I am the only one allowed to make SQL scripts you loving idiots! I use it to make graphs and charts because SAS is great for analysis but its graphics tools look like poo poo.
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dad gay. so what posted:pivot tables changed my life I'm not smart enough for them.
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Parallax Scroll posted:you can animate it now, did you see the thread 
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excel is ok, i've done some sweet things with it. but man it loving sucks rear end for presentation purposes. the margins never loving make sense and everything gets shifted around, and you can never exactly tell the scales to be like 1" = 10 ft or something without a lot of work. even with macros it never comes out right. there's no way to put absolute positioning of like text labels and stuff so hopefully you don't have to line things up other than lovely eyeballing with gridlines. i've pretty much moved onto using Grapher now for most plots and presentational purposes.
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also they still dont have a proper subscript button, unless they finally added it in 2013
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Doug Sisk posted:Excel is the easiest way to make people in an office think you're great at your job. Closely followed by being good at powerpoint. Then you learn basic SQL and everyone thinks you are a goddamn sorcerer and pay you even more Then they start requesting reports on things that haven't happened yet and get angry when you say it's not possible to do that I literally left a job because of that lol
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Oct 23, 2015 20:26
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 if you've ever used Excel for anything but your job. 
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it's the least intuitive software ever created but it's also extremely useful so I have to fight it every week or so and I hate hate hate it
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The apicultural mapping of Microsoft software is Visual Studio - drone Excel - worker Power Point - Queen Bee If you do work in excel, you should aim higher
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Quote-Unquote posted:Then you learn basic SQL and everyone thinks you are a goddamn sorcerer and pay you even more Learn some VBScript too, or even just how to use the VLOOKUP function, it's magical.
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Oct 23, 2015 20:34
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goona dump this image here
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Oct 23, 2015 20:37
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Excel loser: Everyone fill in the blanks on this spreadsheet. (Forgets to delete formulas) PowerPoint winner: let's move this business forward and here's how we do it. (Animates slides)
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Stottie Kyek posted:Learn some VBScript too, or even just how to use the VLOOKUP function, it's magical. index/match is really good, i find vlookup kind of lovely.
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Oct 23, 2015 20:41
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Break all the links always
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Quote-Unquote posted:Then you learn basic SQL and everyone thinks you are a goddamn sorcerer and pay you even more That's because you haven't learned the next step which is to just make up data when you need it.
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Oct 23, 2015 23:06
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Yea, if you are a nerd.
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easily vaporwave
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How do I get better at Excel? Where are the guides?
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Oct 23, 2015 23:24
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I also want Excel guides. Also is the Excel in Libreoffice okay or is it poo poo and how well do skills transfer from one to the other. Also can I download Excel from Pirate bay and not have a virus.
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