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How would your death at the hands of a time traveler make you feel
It would be ftw (for the win)
It would be ftl (for the loss)
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Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
what if instead of killing me he just plays with my rear end a little bit? think that scenario is a little more delectable imo.

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

dad gay. so what posted:

there is no such thing as time travel, OP

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Kuato posted:

what if instead of killing me he just plays with my rear end a little bit? think that scenario is a little more delectable imo.

What sort of things have you done or intend to do to make your rear end historically relevant?

If I was a time traveler looking for asses, I'd only go for the famous asses. The model for the Venus of Willendorf, Mozart (who wrote a song about licking/kissing his rear end), Catherine the Great (famous sex-haver, a bit on the chubby side), Alcibiades (Greek general, obviously had an awesome bod, 90% certainty Socrates tapped dat rear end and Socrates had great taste).

What have you done or plan to do to make your rear end worth it?

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