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RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
I just jerked off to straight porn and I'm not afraid to admit it.

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MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

TEAYCHES posted:

I want everyone to understand that The Rowdy Trout is a safe space for LGBTQ people to express themselves freely.

Take the T out. Trans isn't a sexual orientation kthx

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

RaceBannon posted:

I just jerked off to straight porn and I'm not afraid to admit it.

I do it occasionally. The guys tend to be hotter.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
We allow you to marry and now you're spreading this...FILTH! You gays are going too far!

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010

criscodisco posted:

I do it occasionally. The guys tend to be hotter.

It was actually two lesbians but I called it straight porn without even thinking. Do lesbians even watch lesbian porn? I figured it was more geared at my demographic.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




gay porn - two straight men who don't want to be there degrade themselves for money.

its my fetish

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

hemale in pain posted:

gay porn - two straight men who don't want to be there degrade themselves for money.

its my fetish

I actually really like it when the bottom is totally not into it and you can see in his face that this whole thing isn't at all like how he thought it was going to be.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

criscodisco posted:

I actually really like it when the bottom is totally not into it and you can see in his face that this whole thing isn't at all like how he thought it was going to be.

i jerk it to their parents disappointment and shame

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




who was the goon who wouldn't stop talking about raping straight people by getting them too loaded to say no?

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
WHY DOES Q ALWAYS COME LAST

UNBELIEVABLE

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
we rockin a pretty standard curve i bet

a std curve you might say

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
would you say this curve represents the... standard deviation

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
(gay laughter)

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

TEAYCHES posted:

i jerk it to their parents disappointment and shame

Is there like a cuck style thing where their really traditional minded parents watch their sons get manhandled by an oiled up beefcake?

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

hemale in pain posted:

who was the goon who wouldn't stop talking about raping straight people by getting them too loaded to say no?

Litrilly every male

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

TEAYCHES posted:


elton john

I just have one question

When did Elton John turn into a half-melted Robin Williams?

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine

Blazing Ownager posted:

I just have one question

When did Elton John turn into a half-melted Robin Williams?

that is robin williams

you ruined the joke

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

wiffle ball bat posted:

that is robin williams

you ruined the joke

Wow, I really haven't seen Elton John in a long time I guess, I fell for the trap

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
it might be bono idk

its def not sir elton

llllllllll
Jan 2, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
i'm growing tits and cutting off my dick and taking hormones made me like mens so im straight now

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

llllllllll posted:

i'm growing tits and cutting off my dick and taking hormones made me like mens so im straight now

are you iranian?

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
The most Millenial thing would be to get really into foreskin restoration, followed by cutting your dick off entirely.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
you can't just cut 90% of your dick off

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

nomadologique posted:

you can't just cut 90% of your dick off

Sure you can. I had to have it done, because I kept collapsing people's lungs.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

hemale in pain posted:

who was the goon who wouldn't stop talking about raping straight people by getting them too loaded to say no?

Blue something? he was a let's play poster

Troposphere
Jul 11, 2005


psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?

RaceBannon posted:

It was actually two lesbians but I called it straight porn without even thinking. Do lesbians even watch lesbian porn? I figured it was more geared at my demographic.

you can tell if a lesbian porn was made for straight dudes if the ladies have long finger nails in it

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

Blazing Ownager posted:

I just have one question

When did Elton John turn into a half-melted Robin Williams?

Robin Williams is turning into a half-melted Robin Williams as we post.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

TEAYCHES posted:

i jerk it to their parents disappointment and shame

same

Modest Mauser
Oct 28, 2009

RaceBannon posted:

Do lesbians even watch lesbian porn? I figured it was more geared at my demographic.



Yes but most "lesbian" porn is made with straight men in mind, not lesbians. The stuff which is not blatantly geared towards het men tends to feature really ugly girls.

It is a tough life.

Freemason Rush Week
Apr 22, 2006

Commie NedFlanders posted:

What do you guys think is the etiology of homosexuality?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ncwCETyQlk

Rapacity
Sep 12, 2007
Grand
i cannot be a man with wishing; therefore I will die a woman with grieving

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
On a gay scale of 0 to 6, this thread is a solid 10.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
where does :goatsecx: fit into the greater LGBT canon?

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

it is the greater cannon.

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine

mdm posted:

where does :goatsecx: fit into the greater LGBT canon?

Goatse is pure autoeroticism. Extreme gaping falls outside the boundaries of the Kinsey scale

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

TEAYCHES posted:


alan turing

He killed himself after the United Kingdom forced him to take injections of hormones to cure his homosexuality. Truly barbaric and sad.

That was extremely sad and an absolute crime. Maybe someday they'll make a movie about him or something.

Guancho
Aug 23, 2010

You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery
This thread is a 6 on that scale. Has anyone made that joke yet

treasure bear
Dec 10, 2012

just wanted to pop in and say keep it up queer goons

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

treasure bear posted:

just wanted to pop in and say keep it up queer goons

i got this

being gay so the rest of you can keep on keepin on

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