Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Relin
Oct 6, 2002

You have been a most worthy adversary, but in every game, there are winners and there are losers. And as you know, in this game, losers get robotizicized!
that time aussie jim, a fyad mod, combined every thread in fyad into one thread

that was back when fyad was active mind you

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
IDR

and Fat Is Beautiful

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

jadedmensaop was pr. funny for a while

the "oh the huge manatee" photoshop thread also had me in hysterics

golden times, long gone, like farts in the wind~~

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

What mysteries lie within this old safe I found?

Perhaps a smaller safe?

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
the brian-san thread in general but particularly when someone posts a picture of the op and he looks even worse than brian

neckbeard
Jan 25, 2004

Oh Bambi, I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy...
abunchofnumbers (backpanther)

has a tattoo of a panther covering up 2/3 of his back, ignored AI advice, bought an overpowered motorcycle, crashed it, died, came back to life, lost his left arm, used settlement money to buy a Lamborghini. Currently serving 100,000 hours of probation

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

I feel like Justin On Fire embodied the good GBS content creation of the early 00s. I presume he's super successful with a hot girlfriend because holy wow that smile.

Mahuum Aqoha
Jan 15, 2004

SHEPARD!
Do it for the universe!
Fun Shoe
I forgot about the phenazepam thread. "it's like the ocarina from legend of zelda except it sends you to hospital"

DickParasite
Dec 2, 2004


Slippery Tilde
Sorry if it already got posted but who was that guy who used to write novella length fiction in random threads?

edit: Adaptive Systems. That guy was great.

DickParasite fucked around with this message at 20:10 on Oct 25, 2015

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Mahuum Aqoha posted:

I forgot about the phenazepam thread. "it's like the ocarina from legend of zelda except it sends you to hospital"

That's the best thread I've seen during my time, I think.

I also enjoyed the low-carb thread where people were eating like 5 lbs of bacon a day.

Knot My President!
Jan 10, 2005

Reagan sighed as he drew his katana

JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS

neckbeard posted:

abunchofnumbers (backpanther)

has a tattoo of a panther covering up 2/3 of his back, ignored AI advice, bought an overpowered motorcycle, crashed it, died, came back to life, lost his left arm, used settlement money to buy a Lamborghini. Currently serving 100,000 hours of probation

Best part was that the Lambo was a stick shift.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

neckbeard posted:

abunchofnumbers (backpanther)

has a tattoo of a panther covering up 2/3 of his back, ignored AI advice, bought an overpowered motorcycle, crashed it, died, came back to life, lost his left arm, used settlement money to buy a Lamborghini. Currently serving 100,000 hours of probation

someone in helldump called him "abackofpanthers" and i died laughing

what is he probated for? he seemed like a good guy, and he even had a decent sense of humor about his near-fatal accident.

Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
Caro

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
The everest thread

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

neckbeard posted:

abunchofnumbers (backpanther)

has a tattoo of a panther covering up 2/3 of his back, ignored AI advice, bought an overpowered motorcycle, crashed it, died, came back to life, lost his left arm, used settlement money to buy a Lamborghini. Currently serving 100,000 hours of probation

Is that the guy that had a heart attack or something while riding, died and rose again? Wasn't really due to the fast bike, died temporarily, crashed and pulled the ol Lazarus trick. That may have been from a different forum and I'm remembering incorrectly.

Kirk Vikernes fucked around with this message at 21:09 on Oct 25, 2015

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
I always like reading the "crazies in school" type story threads

re-reading that one now and lol

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
Mr. Cardigan

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

There was a thread many years ago about people's worst sex stories. There was a really long one about how a guy lost his virginity in college while his roommate played Free Bird on Guitar Hero because he refused to leave the room. That entire thread was amazing.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

limp_cheese posted:

There was a thread many years ago about people's worst sex stories. There was a really long one about how a guy lost his virginity in college while his roommate played Free Bird on Guitar Hero because he refused to leave the room. That entire thread was amazing.

oh yeah that was great, there was some story how a guy loving tombstoned his girlfriend into his nightstand while changing positions, wasn't this on the frontpage at some point?

e: yeah
http://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/awkward-sexual-encounters/1/

Worldshatter
May 7, 2015

:kazooieass:PEPSI for TV-GAME:kazooieass:



The Homeless goon who lives in a library, got bloody lava shits from eating rotten sausages and got his cats adopted by mormon goons is definitely goon history in the making.

JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS

Worldshatter posted:

The Homeless goon who lives in a library, got bloody lava shits from eating rotten sausages and got his cats adopted by mormon goons is definitely goon history in the making.

It's definitely right up there with the guy who was going to push a little baby-stroller-thing full of belongings across the country and gave up 25 miles into the journey.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

JnnyThndrs posted:

It's definitely right up there with the guy who was going to push a little baby-stroller-thing full of belongings across the country and gave up 25 miles into the journey.

hahaha link or something?

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

Frank Viola posted:

Zelda Wedding, Yahoo dating Game, and the TCC Goon that shot his own leg off.

The Zelda Wedding was the best.

Also the call out thread for Elbag Doth there lie herein an audience for epic faggotry?

A terrible comic writer (her boyfriend did the art) with retardedly awful phrases like a little kid who said "Stay here for a minute whilst I go and get some ice creams"

and replied to comments with:

quote:

I did it originally on my thread in CC, to demonstrate how specific language was the only alternative to lots of emoticons if you wanted to make yourself perfectly clear. Misinterpretation of mere letters on a page is rife...just look at legal language to see how stupidly precise you have to be to avoid a loophole. As I've explained elsewhere, I used the emoticons in replying to criticism, to show that I was taking it seriously, (as opposed to people who say 'critique me' then get all high and mighty when they receive said critique,) and that I appreciated that they'd taken the time to help me out.

I didn't photoshop the picture. Size and resolution were altered though at some point.

Waffle, finally, a fairly witty comment. That made me laugh. Absurdity can be fun!

Sadly, all of the images are gone.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Kuato posted:

Probably Amalgoon and MS Paint Gooooons!!!; was some solid content in 06-07.

hell yes

Absolute Lithops
Aug 28, 2011

After one long season
of waiting, after one
long season of wanting
That amazing arg made by a goon. Unfortunately the pictures are gone, but it was really elaborate. Had some cool irl stuff on different continents.

The Big O, a horrifying porn book from the late '60s.Someone scanned and posted the whole thing. The book starts as a run of the mill, terrible "erotic" novel, but it gets more bizarre with each chapter. The thread isn't worth re-reading now because all the images are gone.

Absolute Lithops
Aug 28, 2011

After one long season
of waiting, after one
long season of wanting

OctoberBlues posted:

I also enjoyed the low-carb thread where people were eating like 5 lbs of bacon a day.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

the probation at the end really was the cherry on top

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Quote-Unquote posted:

Which is a shame; I miss posting and reading stories. It was a big reason I joined SA in the first place.

no one is stopping you from posting stories

Jarblegonk
Jul 25, 2007
I still want a pair of Hulk Hogan Meat Shoes.
I hate having to carry beef jerky in my pockets.

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!

Absolute Lithops posted:

The Big O, a horrifying porn book from the late '60s.Someone scanned and posted the whole thing. The book starts as a run of the mill, terrible "erotic" novel, but it gets more bizarre with each chapter. The thread isn't worth re-reading now because all the images are gone.

O Lord, I had purged that memory until you brought it up. I'm a sucker for awful fiction (see Miranda Leek's "Twisted," another funny moment although confined to TBB) but that one shot straight past awful into insanity. Didn't the OP find the book in an abandoned house's attic or something?

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Probably :goku:

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

that dude who posted top secret nuclear sub info in gip and caused a massive spike in foreign ip traffic

Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer

Space Jam posted:

that dude who posted top secret nuclear sub info in gip and caused a massive spike in foreign ip traffic

No way

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Sleeveless posted:

The funniest part of groverhaus is that it what's led to LF being shut down. Secret Service visits to the webmaster is one thing, but re-posting pictures that a mod willing posted on the site themselves and using Google Maps is too far!!!

yeah it really was LF was fun at times

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

The Taylor Swift Crotch Chop thread made me learn how to use Photoshop and it still makes me laugh so it'll always have a place in my heart.

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008


iirc (it's been a while) it was something about nuclear sub movements in the atlantic. the post is long gone.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Space Jam posted:

iirc (it's been a while) it was something about nuclear sub movements in the atlantic. the post is long gone.

SA WAS RELEVANT ONCE AGAIN

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
edit:

YeahTubaMike posted:

i have fond memories of the catbread.jpg helldump thread

also the helldump thread with the "devouring descartes" lady

Dead Precedents posted:

Also the call out thread for Elbag Doth there lie herein an audience for epic faggotry?

A terrible comic writer (her boyfriend did the art) with retardedly awful phrases like a little kid who said "Stay here for a minute whilst I go and get some ice creams"

aaaaaaaaahhhh i was looking for this! what a thread :allears:

this also, for some reason, reminds me of the returnofthemac thread. the only things i specifically remember about it were an unnecessarily detailed description of creamed panties and a description of a heartbeat like "goon GOON, goon GOON"

YeahTubaMike fucked around with this message at 01:00 on Oct 26, 2015

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS

Son of Rodney posted:

hahaha link or something?

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3714480

  • Locked thread