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I'm going golfing with some friends in a bit, nothing too serious just a quick 9, it is a fun way to get outside and have some sporting fun and also drink before 10am. II know us goons are a very diverse group, so I was wondering if any of you pros had some secret protips that I might not know about. Right now my "strat" as the "gamers" call it is mostly "hit the ball towards the hole" but always looking for more advice. Let's talk golf !!!!!!
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The Sphinxster posted:If you get drunk enough you won't worry too much about finding a tree to pee behind. Pro tip. http://www.sportsgrid.com/golf/make-it-stop-a-golf-club-that-holds-your-pee/ I said this was a thread for PROtips you fukkin noob 
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Digital Fingers posted:if you rent a golf cart make sure you also make the horn sounds with your mouth every time you hit the horn. Digital Fingers posted:make sure your drink has a little umbrella in it so you don't get sunburned See, these are the kind of pro tips that I am talking about, thank you!
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Oct 24, 2015 15:49
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dad gay. so what posted:you stupid rear end in a top hat Would you like to come golfing with us?
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Oct 24, 2015 15:51
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Just all us Bros out here playing with our pitching wedges but where are all the catching wedges???? 
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Oct 24, 2015 16:01
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rabble rabble posted:when the drink girl comes around be sure to ask her if she comes here often, they love it Ask them of they want to see your bird.......ie
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Oct 24, 2015 16:46
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I only hit par twice but a drank the poo poo out of that pint of whiskey, good game overall I'd say
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Oct 25, 2015 00:26
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Horniest Manticore posted:which is more wasteful, golf or nascar? Grass is a naturally renewing resource, fossil fuels are not 
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Oct 25, 2015 02:01
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Horniest Manticore posted:and how do you think they keep the grass that short? a bunch of guys with scissors? Mexicans are a renewable resource too 
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Oct 25, 2015 02:29
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Heavy Petting posted:I love golf, yet I despise 99% of golfers. Am...am I in the 1%?? 
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Oct 25, 2015 02:31
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"TIT-leist"
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Oct 25, 2015 03:16
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Horniest Manticore posted:not if President Trump has anything to say about it 
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