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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

this thanksgiving i got the lego star wars advent calendar of my dreams

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rejutka
May 28, 2004

by zen death robot
Snoke kills Dumblehan!

Sea Lily
Aug 5, 2007

Everything changes, Pit.
Even gods.

the summary lines up with that really well so I'm looking forward to the movie

that Luke tease at the end is going to send people into a huge rage though. If Han dying didn't already

movie will own

ApexAftermath
May 24, 2006

Oh man if this movie is a good time, and then they kill Han, the loving theater is going to go insane. I can't loving wait!

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

fans refusing to leave their seats
demanding a refund

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

What's a rathtar?

Aaronicon
Oct 2, 2010

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MrMojok posted:

What's a rathtar?

best eating this side of dantooine

Sea Lily
Aug 5, 2007

Everything changes, Pit.
Even gods.

I'd rathtar not say

iSheep
Feb 5, 2006

by R. Guyovich
I think it will leak on a larger scale that Han bites it once we get closer to release.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Han probably dies, but the spoilers may be wrong about the cause of death. It's entirely possible that he goes out just like Ginger Rothstein at the end of Casino, rather than by a lightsaber wound from Kylo Ren.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ft75orG9VW8

All he'll have left when he dies is 3,600 bucks in mint condition Republic credits.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
boba fetts force ghost kicks han into a sarlaaacc

iSheep
Feb 5, 2006

by R. Guyovich

ApexAftermath posted:

Oh man if this movie is a good time, and then they kill Han, the loving theater is going to go insane. I can't loving wait!

The only thing that makes me want to see a midnight showing is the absolute meltdown the theater will have.

rejutka
May 28, 2004

by zen death robot

iSheep posted:

The only thing that makes me want to see a midnight showing is the absolute meltdown the theater will have.

To me, JJ Abrams is making the movie so it's a bag of poo poo automatically. I like Star Wars, I love certain bits but, gently caress yeah, do I love the sperglord meltdowns about and around this movie in person and on the internet.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


the first star trek he made was the best star wars since rotj dude.

rejutka
May 28, 2004

by zen death robot

Groovelord Neato posted:

the first star trek he made was the best star wars since rotj dude.

I enjoyed bits and pieces of it. That is, frankly, the most positive thing I can say about his works.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Harrison Ford loving hates having his Star Wars legacy hanging over his head, who on Earth isn't expecting him to die since there is no loving way he would agree to do more than one of these new movies.

iSheep
Feb 5, 2006

by R. Guyovich
Why do you think he has been so positive and upbeat.

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Harrison Ford loving hates having his Star Wars legacy hanging over his head

Maybe he should have been in movies that weren't absolute dogshit for the past 20 years then

rejutka
May 28, 2004

by zen death robot

iSheep posted:

Why do you think he has been so positive and upbeat.

Counterpoint: He's been banging Billie Lourd. What, you thought Carrie Fisher got her on the teat?

wyoming
Jun 7, 2010

Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.

rejutka posted:

I enjoyed bits and pieces of it. That is, frankly, the most positive thing I can say about his works.

So you feel exactly the same about it as you do Star Wars?
Huzzah!

Mat Cauthon
Jan 2, 2006

The more tragic things get,
the more I feel like laughing.



zVxTeflon posted:

Maybe he should have been in movies that weren't absolute dogshit for the past 20 years then

Hey, c'mon now, be fair. Witness was pretty good.

Ville Valo
Sep 17, 2004

I'm waiting for your call
and I'm ready to take
your six six six
in my heart

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Harrison Ford loving hates having his Star Wars legacy hanging over his head, who on Earth isn't expecting him to die since there is no loving way he would agree to do more than one of these new movies.

I know plenty of fans who don't know this about Ford. They think he loves Star Wars and Indiana Jones and wants to do them until he crashes a plane so hard he dies.

Abner Assington
Mar 13, 2005

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.
Harrison Ford actually loves playing Indiana Jones hth bro.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
How many millions were spent of using advanced CGI to digitally remove Harrison Fords earring

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


it's kind of annoying when someone hates that thing that got that famous and rich.

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy

Groovelord Neato posted:

it's kind of annoying when someone hates that thing that got that famous and rich.

Why won't these people like what I like

:goonsay:

crowoutofcontext
Nov 12, 2006

I hope this thing appears frequently, has a silly voice, and vainly attempts to sell his caged bird-children at inopportune moments.

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




crowoutofcontext posted:

I hope this thing appears frequently, has a silly voice, and vainly attempts to sell his caged bird-children at inopportune moments.



I hope he sells a mogwai to someone and the entire movie turns out to be a gremlins sequel

TheOmegaWalrus
Feb 3, 2007

by Hand Knit
Isn't that the costume Simon Pegg is supposed to be inside of?

Tender Bender
Sep 17, 2004

I think it's less that Harrison Ford hates star wars and more that he's been aloof and disinterested and somewhat drunk in basically every interview for the past decade.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


BravestOfTheLamps posted:

Why won't these people like what I like

:goonsay:

lmao. you're defending obscenely rich people being crabs about what made them obscenely rich.

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

It's funny...

You were so scary at night.

Groovelord Neato posted:

lmao. you're defending obscenely rich people being crabs about what made them obscenely rich.

Who cares? They're allowed to like or not like something just like anyone else. And it's not like he's out there picketing the movie, he's just been not that into it.

Eiba
Jul 26, 2007


Groovelord Neato posted:

lmao. you're defending obscenely rich people being crabs about what made them obscenely rich.
No, you're just being really unimaginative and that guy is pretty spot on.


Imagine you're an actor. And you personally don't like, I dunno, romantic comedies (replace with any genre you're actually not too enthusiastic about). You got into it for playing sci-fi action heroes. But one day you get offered a gig in a romantic comedy, and, whatever, it pays well and won't be too hard so why not? Turns out to be the highest grossing romantic comedy of all time. You've made it big and you're set for life, and there's legions of... I don't know, middle aged ladies out there who think you're just precious or whatever. You can never go out in public again without being recognized for that one movie. You'll probably have it's cheesy lines quoted to you on the street for the rest of your life.

But whatever. You're rich now, right? It's okay. You do the circuit, keep up enough enthusiasm for the cameras, get on with life.

But deep down in your heart you don't really like that movie. You never will. It's just not your thing. It's kind of unpleasant to be associated with.

How annoying of you.


Harrison Ford doesn't sound like one of the most pleasant of people in general, but your specific criticism is idiotic.

Aaronicon
Oct 2, 2010

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Tender Bender posted:

I think it's less that Harrison Ford hates star wars and more that he's been aloof and disinterested and somewhat drunk in basically every interview for the past decade.

Real talk, I think he suffers from social anxiety that makes him seem that way in most public appearances. He likes acting, and doesn't really hate the movies he's in, more than he dreads more than anything the whole whoopla that goes with selling a modern film to an audience.

[citation provided: http://www.healthcentral.com/anxiety/c/22705/36519/celebrities-public/ ]

I'm sure he's a perfectly happy grandpa otherwise. Even then, Sir Alec still probably walked all over him as Biggest Star Wars Grump.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Harrison Ford loving hates having his Star Wars legacy hanging over his head

First Obi-Wan, now Han Solo... :negative:

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

It's funny...

You were so scary at night.
Tennyson Ford knows what's up

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

crowoutofcontext posted:

I hope this thing appears frequently, has a silly voice, and vainly attempts to sell his caged bird-children at inopportune moments.



good to ssee they are tying it in with indian jones and the crystal skull

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy

Groovelord Neato posted:

lmao. you're defending obscenely rich people being crabs about what made them obscenely rich.

This is actually just sadder.

Of course they should like it, it made money for them. Money is how you know what to like.

:goonsay:

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Wasn't Ford a carpenter originally who kind of stumbled into acting?

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Aaronicon
Oct 2, 2010

A BLOO BLOO ANYONE I DISAGREE WITH IS A "BAD PERSON" WHO DESERVES TO DIE PLEEEASE DONT FALL ALL OVER YOURSELF WHITEWASHING THEM A BLOO BLOO

Nessus posted:

Wasn't Ford a carpenter originally who kind of stumbled into acting?

He was an actor who couldn't get enough stable or paying work, so he went into carpentry to pay the bills for his family. He's self-taught and built some cupboards for Francis Ford Coppola!

e: new page bold prediction, Phasma won't have any spoken lines in the whole film

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