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How timely. Going through a divorxe right now. Papers and all will get taken care of on Thursday my birthday. Hello freedom.
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nerd death screech posted:*eats smooty chicken every day for 6 months*
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Oct 25, 2015 05:10
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Philosopher King posted:*misses sons 8th birthday while out bonin the new girlfriend of 1 month. She said she'd move in with me! She loves me. She really loves me.
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Oct 25, 2015 05:13
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You should find a grocery store with a sale on frozen pizzas. Those will carry you through.
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Oct 25, 2015 05:14
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Sometimes I like to switch it up between the healthy choice steamers and the regular microwaveable flat ones.
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Oct 25, 2015 05:15
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Wow Karen you got 20x hotter now that you give a poo poo about how you look again. Funny that that probably would have helped the marriage along immensely. Me? oh I'm good. Still doin the fantasy football thing....No, I'm not winning this time either.
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Oct 25, 2015 05:17
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Philosopher King posted:Wow Karen you got 20x hotter now that you give a poo poo about how you look again. Funny that that probably would have helped the marriage along immensely. can i get karen's phone number?
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Oct 25, 2015 05:22
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Son, I knew we were going to have this talk someday. It's not that marriage can't work, its just that ours didn't. I wanted to have a good balance between work and family, and your mother was an irredeemable controlling bitch.
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Oct 25, 2015 05:27
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*Has time, money, and freedom without someone trying to take one or all of those things away all the time. *Doesn't have to bang the same woman every night. *Never has to be around someone who idolizes the Kardashians and reads TMZ constantly. *I don't have to hear bullshit about gluten-free "I feel fat" whiny garbage on a daily basis. *Is really happy. That's all I got.
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Oct 25, 2015 05:33
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Y'see kids, sometimes you meet someone and you fall in love, and sometimes the two of you fall out of love, anyway, daddy has some more friends and everything is fine, they are just like mommy, but they charge by the hour.
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Oct 25, 2015 05:49
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*doesnt care about their kids*
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Oct 25, 2015 05:59
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Nooner posted:I am not divorced but recently broke up with a girl I had been with since I was in college. Our 6 year anniversary would have been in 2 weeks II'm sorry nooner.
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Oct 25, 2015 06:00
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Prorat posted:*doesnt care about their kids* *should have split while marriage was somewhat amicable because parents arguing constantly is way worse for kids than having a two stable households*
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Oct 25, 2015 06:04
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*blows entire college fund for the kids on lawyer fees fighting to get custody of them*
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Oct 25, 2015 06:24
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I thought we did this so we didn't have to be in the same thread anymore.
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Oct 25, 2015 06:25
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Each parent tries discussing the divorce with the teenage child in a way that makes the other look bad. Doesn't realize the teenage child doesn't really give a gently caress and just wants to be left alone.
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Oct 25, 2015 06:28
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"Son...it's time we had the talk. All women are whores, especially your mother."
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Oct 25, 2015 06:32
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GAYS FOR DAYS posted:Each parent tries discussing the divorce with the teenage child in a way that makes the other look bad. Doesn't realize the teenage child doesn't really give a gently caress and just wants to be left alone. and is glad they're not constantly fighting anymore
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Oct 25, 2015 06:34
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Nooner posted:I am not divorced but recently broke up with a girl I had been with since I was in college. Our 6 year anniversary would have been in 2 weeks im sorry to hear that nooner and im glad you are off probation and contributing to the forums again
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Oct 25, 2015 06:50
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i dont even remember my wedding 
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Oct 25, 2015 06:51
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Chinatown posted:im sorry to hear that nooner and im glad you are off probation and contributing to the forums again lol
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Oct 25, 2015 06:52
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Drink Cheerwine posted:i dont even remember my wedding well yeah, you're the man. the wedding isn't for you
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Oct 25, 2015 06:53
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Horniest Manticore posted:well yeah, you're the man. the wedding isn't for you its all about the divorce
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Oct 25, 2015 06:55
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it came from the heart
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Oct 25, 2015 06:55
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Chinatown posted:it came from the heart i know, j/k we all have a soft spot for that loving fag
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Oct 25, 2015 06:57
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women really are garbage aren't they
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Oct 25, 2015 07:02
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dad gay. so what posted:i know, j/k we all have a soft spot for that loving fag 
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Oct 25, 2015 07:04
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Horniest Manticore posted:women really are garbage aren't they they are pretty difficult, OP. btw you dont have to marry them if you dont want to ( i wish someone would have told me this important information)
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Oct 25, 2015 07:05
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dad gay. so what posted:they are pretty difficult, OP. btw you dont have to marry them if you dont want to ( i wish someone would have told me this important information) oh don't you worry about that
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Oct 25, 2015 07:15
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*was stupid enough to marry in the first place*
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Oct 25, 2015 08:13
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*Shouts WOO! all the loving time now* *Spends all his money on getting a brand new convertible* *Dresses like a young 20 something instead of the 40 year old man he is* *Has sex with women with major daddy issues because gently caress having sex with people in my age range now* *thinks he's awesome*
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Oct 25, 2015 08:15
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGuyabQGBZM
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Oct 25, 2015 08:18
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*rewatching the wedding video again at 3am while trying to fit my big toe on the trigger of this shotgun*
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Oct 25, 2015 08:20
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*spends the next year after the divorce having to answer casual acquaintances' questions; "So, how's Carol"? "Uhhhh....we're not together anymore..." then deal with the awkward conversational backpedal that follows.
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Oct 25, 2015 17:46
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PAWGChamp posted:*tells our kids about your tiny dick* Mom, go home, you're drunk again.
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Oct 25, 2015 17:50
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JnnyThndrs posted:*spends the next year after the divorce having to answer casual acquaintances' questions; "my EX-WIFE BITCH is propably fine but what do I know I don't have to take care of her bullshit any more" *other person slowly backs away*
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Oct 25, 2015 17:52
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I just found out that a couple that I graduated with has been divorced for 4 years. I worked with the guy a couple years ago and ran into him at least a couple times a week and always asked him how his wife and daughter were. I only found out because I was eating at Wendy's and saw them both pull up in the parking lot to exchange their kid. I guess he was caught less than a year into the marriage texting and meeting up with 19-20 year olds haha
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Oct 25, 2015 17:56
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saving myself for divorce 
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Oct 25, 2015 18:10
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*Gets drunk alone*
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Oct 25, 2015 18:11
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*moves back in with ex-wife until I gets back on feet* *never actually gets steady job* *gets kicked out again*
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