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Why get married in the first place? The average marriage last like 3 minutes today, just go out. The one you are looking for doesn't exist, it is a design construct in your head to give you hope for the future, Seriously. If you do get married, you put half of what you have on the line, moreso if you have kids. Please don't have kids, you'll make them into play things in the court system. Also, do not get married.
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Just so the more naive among us don't get wrong ideas: you can have kids even if you're not married. I know a trick.
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Oct 26, 2015 23:10
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Nelson Mandingo posted:"Kids it's not your fault" well, technically it was the parents' fault for having the kids. the kids just responded accordingly to their lovely home life
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Oct 27, 2015 05:55
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ReagaNOMNOMicks posted:Just so the more naive among us don't get wrong ideas: you can have kids even if you're not married. I know a trick. A trick? As in ONE trick? Is it a simple trick? One simple trick? Because I might just HATE this one simple trick.
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Oct 27, 2015 06:43
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Haier posted:A trick? As in ONE trick? Is it a simple trick? One simple trick? Because I might just HATE this one simple trick. yase to all questions.
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Oct 27, 2015 12:35
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Our son is gay, have fun raising him alone you insufferable oval office.
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Oct 27, 2015 14:01
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Feels sad all the time
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Oct 27, 2015 14:42
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The Hammer posted:Our son is gay, have fun raising him alone you insufferable oval office. a boy raised nearly exclusively by his mother turns out to be gay? color me shocked
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Oct 27, 2015 16:30
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*subtly conditions children to hate their mother*
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Oct 27, 2015 17:20
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"More time for me, mah hog, and the open road." *buys his first motorcycle, it's a $40k Harley, spends more time looking at it and talking about it than riding it. Eventually lays it down and breaks his leg, develops a nice painkiller addiction*
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Oct 27, 2015 17:41
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It's really hard to tell the "this is my story" from the "this is my dad's story" apart ITT
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Oct 27, 2015 17:44
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*tells everyone that it was her drinking that caused the divorce but really it was because they havent said a word to each other in 3 years*
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Oct 27, 2015 17:55
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I am divorced. *Looks at checking account balance and is happy* I was able to save money and buy a nice 2 bed/bath condo in a place I love. When I was married my wife had the money spent on stupid poo poo before it even hit the bank.
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Oct 27, 2015 18:00
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What's the over/under for shameful ex sex with the spouse you divorced?
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Oct 27, 2015 18:03
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BottledBodhisvata posted:What's the over/under for shameful ex sex with the spouse you divorced? 0 for me, she moved to Colorado.
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Oct 27, 2015 18:06
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Started dating my wife in 1997 in high school (married in 2004). She's decided she needs to have kids and I don't want any. She'll be filing in the next few weeks. I just turned 34 and I've never been on a date.
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Oct 27, 2015 18:14
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ReagaNOMNOMicks posted:It's really hard to tell the "this is my story" from the "this is my dad's story" apart ITT any story where they can't make basic dinners on their own is a pretty accurate divorced boomer dad story
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Oct 27, 2015 18:14
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fordham posted:Started dating my wife in 1997 in high school (married in 2004). She's decided she needs to have kids and I don't want any. She'll be filing in the next few weeks. After this many years, why not just give her a kid, rather than throw away so long a relationship?
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Oct 27, 2015 18:20
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Al Nipper posted:any story where they can't make basic dinners on their own is a pretty accurate divorced boomer dad story In the case of Gen Xers or Millennials the wife couldn't cook either.
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Oct 27, 2015 18:21
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BottledBodhisvata posted:After this many years, why not just give her a kid, rather than throw away so long a relationship? That's not really a good reason to have a child...
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Oct 27, 2015 18:24
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fordham posted:Started dating my wife in 1997 in high school (married in 2004). She's decided she needs to have kids and I don't want any. She'll be filing in the next few weeks. lol pwnt
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Oct 27, 2015 18:25
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fordham posted:That's not really a good reason to have a child... Yeah, but in two years they would have been together 20 years. I dunno, it just seems like a waste to let it fall apart like that. Kids are a big responsibility, though. No easy decisions...but...I just... I want to believe in life after love
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Oct 27, 2015 18:29
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BottledBodhisvata posted:Yeah, but in two years they would have been together 20 years. I dunno, it just seems like a waste to let it fall apart like that. Kids are a big responsibility, though. No easy decisions...but...I just... It wasn't an easy decision I can assure you of that.
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Oct 27, 2015 18:46
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fordham posted:Started dating my wife in 1997 in high school (married in 2004). She's decided she needs to have kids and I don't want any. She'll be filing in the next few weeks. My first wife did this. She wanted kids because all her other (single mother) friends were having them too. Since we could barely afford rent and food for ourselves I didn't think that was a good idea. She thought we could just ask our parents to pitch in and go on welfare for the rest. I told her I prefer to work on my career so that we could afford kids and a nice house without having to to do that. A few months later she is seeing a shrink for "depression" and I start finding evidence of her cheating on me. I confront her and mentioned that we won't be renewing the rental on our apartment so she needs to get out. The last time I saw her was in court when we signed out papers. I went out on a date that same night. I married again but to someone who also didn't want kids. It's really fun to just decide, "gently caress it. Let's go to Vegas this weekend" and not have to worry about kids.
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Oct 27, 2015 20:55
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"That's great! I don't want kids either!"* * subject to change once that bio-clock becomes deafening
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Oct 27, 2015 23:04
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fordham posted:It wasn't an easy decision I can assure you of that. It's because both of you are ugly isn't it?
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Oct 27, 2015 23:37
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Mad Monk posted:I am divorced. This is me except 4 years later I'm still paying of all the stupid poo poo she bought with still a year to go, fuuuuccckkkk, will be able to save a squillion then
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Oct 27, 2015 23:41
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Gaunab posted:It's because both of you are ugly isn't it? She isn't, but I certainly am. On a mildly more serious note, if you and your SO determine you definitely want different things out of life, it's probably time to throw in the towel.
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Oct 28, 2015 01:25
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ReagaNOMNOMicks posted:It's really hard to tell the "this is my story" from the "this is my dad's story" apart ITT The sad truth is that the story usually repeats.
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Oct 28, 2015 01:37
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*Cries in the car because 'Ditmas' by Mumford & Sons came on the radio*
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Oct 28, 2015 01:54
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ghlbtsk posted:"That's great! I don't want kids either!"* So true. Of all the guys who claimed throughout their late teens and early 20s, "I'll never have kids!" They almost always wind up with them. As for the women, in my experience, all those who have said no kids ended up having them, except for one, and she later started dating exclusively other women.
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Oct 28, 2015 02:19
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"Good, gently caress that bitch, now I can go and live my life my way" *passive-agressively posts about her on a dead gay forum in the third person years later*
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Oct 28, 2015 02:21
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*Can actually start eating right, exercising and getting in shape because I no longer have to cater to my ex's baby palate or eat take-out three times a week*
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Oct 28, 2015 02:23
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cyberia posted:*Can actually start eating right, exercising and getting in shape because I no longer have to cater to my ex's baby palate or eat take-out three times a week* *but doesn't and plays computer all day while collecting disability for depression and obesity*
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Oct 28, 2015 02:33
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cyberia posted:*Can actually start eating right, exercising and getting in shape because I no longer have to cater to my ex's baby palate or eat take-out three times a week*
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Oct 28, 2015 02:53
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Naerasa posted:The sad truth is that the story usually repeats. And the cat's in the cradle and the silver goon...
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Oct 28, 2015 04:42
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*Poo poo in he pants*
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