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texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
What a stupid fukin state, lmao at the drought. Rain for 24 hours straight here in the lonestar state and no you socialist bastards can't have any.

Why don't you get off your lazy, pot smokin, baby killin, gun control wantin' asses and go to church so you can get some rain :rolleyes:.


rain, bitches

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Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
They will get plenty of rain from all the :qq:ing they are doing

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

does your mother ever gaze longingly at a picture of you and start to reconsider her stance on abortion?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

They will get plenty of rain from all the :qq:ing they are doing

I think 49ers fans will solve the drought problem for the state this season

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

symbolic posted:

does your mother ever gaze longingly at a picture of you and start to reconsider her stance on abortion?

no why do you ask?

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
explain why texas has stolen the flag of chile

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

texaholic posted:

no why do you ask?
oh, i was just wondering :allears:

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

LordArgh posted:

explain why texas has stolen the flag of chile

Because texas invented chipolte

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Meh I'll take brown dead rear end lawns and not flushing after every piss over being in Texas.

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

El Niņo will kill us don't worry

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Specter posted:

Meh I'll take brown dead rear end lawns and not flushing after every piss over being in Texas.

Brown on every lawn, highest goddamn property taxes ever, expensive cost of living, and every day you live in fear of either burning to death from forest fires or being swept into Poseidon's grasp from The Big One.


Also the cancer known as the Bay Area

Texas is better. :colbert:

Rond
Mar 2, 2015
No more water problems ?

enzeen
Sep 23, 2010
i will sell you -3 fucks for this thread.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
What is worse? Texaholic or Texas? I say nuke them both.

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

enzeen posted:

i will sell you -3 fucks for this thread.

filth, in california you sell eachother fucks. we use greenbacks here in texas.

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

The Taint Reaper posted:

And every day you live in fear of either burning to death from forest fires or being swept into Poseidon's grasp from The Big One.

There's that legendary Texas bravery.

Bastard Tetris
Apr 27, 2005

L-Shaped


Nap Ghost
cry for federal flooding aid since the other 99% of the time your state is throwing an idiot baby tantrum about secession while you dipshits elected Ted Cruz

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Waltzing Along posted:

What is worse? Texaholic or Texas? I say nuke them both.

unsurprisngly the worst state in the union has the worst posters on this website

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
how come texans always gotta start threads about texas being better than other states

it's like the whole state has an insecurity complex. back in the day they used to be super smug about being the largest state landmass wise - they would take a map of TX and put it over maps of other states and be all LOL YOU STUPID FUCKS. Until Alaska became a state and was the largest.

gj failing to revolt successfully against Mexico and sucking the US' dick before then traitorously joining the CSA

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer

The Taint Reaper posted:

Texas is better.

Do you have any good opinions on anything?

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
the only good thing about texas is the part that was already there before there were any texans

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
my arid wasteland could beat up your arid wasteland

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
other states are just mad that all their attractive people come to LA to be famous before failing and dispersing out throughout the state

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Texans making fun of Californians is like watching a rap battle between two white middle aged secretaries

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

I mean California sucks for a lot of reasons but lol at living in Texas willingly

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

Why do Yankees still give a poo poo about California? If the drought gets too tough they can just move slightly northeast. It's not like America is running out of living space.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
There wasn't actually a drought this year in Cali. They were punishing people for complaining about the last 2 years of drought when old malone's graphite castle couldn't handle the slightest tinkle.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Sorry, too sunny out to see the haters

:flipoff:

Serious Party Gods
Apr 2, 2009

LOL... "Texas"

Demora
Aug 13, 2004

It wouldn't be the Enterprise without a Sulu at the helm

It's hard to take a state seriously when it's literally a running joke in the whitest country in the world.

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

never been heard its okay

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

Why is Texas a joke? Other than some minor differences in weather and BBQ culture it's just like the rest of the country. Seems kinda dumb to make fun of that.

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.

Demora posted:

It's hard to take a state seriously when it's literally a running joke in the whitest country in the world.

ypure dumb

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Demora posted:

It's hard to take a state seriously when it's literally a running joke in the whitest country in the world.

This is the point, I don't take California seriously. It is a joke of a state and peoples.

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

kikkelivelho posted:

Why is Texas a joke? Other than some minor differences in weather and BBQ culture it's just like the rest of the country. Seems kinda dumb to make fun of that.

Because they're part of the South yo.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

texaholic posted:

What a stupid fukin state, lmao at the drought. Rain for 24 hours straight here in the lonestar state and no you socialist bastards can't have any.

Why don't you get off your lazy, pot smokin, baby killin, gun control wantin' asses and go to church so you can get some rain :rolleyes:.


rain, bitches

yes, this picture of a sodden, boring, filthy mudhole sure makes me wish I was in Texas!

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

kikkelivelho posted:

Why is Texas a joke? Other than some minor differences in weather and BBQ culture it's just like the rest of the country. Seems kinda dumb to make fun of that.

Texas is a fun place to visit that is very american, the people are maybe even a little bit dumber and fatter than the rest of the country so i guess thats why

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Ha, lol @ the weather right now. Looked like it was gonna rain now there's a line on the horizon where the clouds turned from dark to light about an hour ago.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

should probably lynch the ceo of Nestle

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vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Government subsidized nesquik

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