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i feel almost cheated about this and i dont think im alone gays who are the exact opposite also welcome itt
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I'd be a bear. I'm big fat and hairy
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Oct 25, 2015 21:51
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i want mardi gras christmas cards  and everyone politely pretending its normal (thats the best part because i would be fine with them not pretending but lol)
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Oct 25, 2015 21:51
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I'm not sure if I would get any more sex than I am already getting but I would reference it in wacky and funny ways like they do in the movies. "You go girlfriend" and other such things. 
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Oct 25, 2015 21:52
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Id find me a strong beautiful black woman who dont need no man and wed smash our pussys together
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Oct 25, 2015 21:52
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I'd be an A+ bottom. Sorry, gays
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Oct 25, 2015 21:53
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i feel like a gay lover or a "drunk" "hetero" bro would really notice and appreciate if i toned my rear end muscles and that would be all the incentive i would need for my workout regimen
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Oct 25, 2015 21:55
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Nah I'm lazy as poo poo and not cute enough to get away with it.
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Oct 25, 2015 21:56
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whoflungpoop posted:Id find me a strong beautiful black woman who dont need no man and wed smash our pussys together Heck yeah girlfriend. I don't know what you ladies do with your hamburger bits but I sure as hell ain't gunna stop it! Smash it so hard that your two cheeseburgers becomes a big mac! *Snaps fingers* Mmmhmmm! Hell yeah I would be an awesome gay person.
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Oct 25, 2015 21:56
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what kind of beer do i have? i dont know you will have to ask my margariiiiiiitas!!
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Oct 25, 2015 21:58
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I'd be an excellent lipstick lesbian.
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Oct 25, 2015 22:44
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uh, "if"? there are only two kinds of men- the ones who enjoy a cock up their rear end and the ones who havent experienced it (yet)
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Oct 25, 2015 22:49
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Serious Frolicking posted:uh, "if"? there are only two kinds of men- the ones who enjoy a cock up their rear end and the ones who havent experienced it (yet) those carefree days of only wondering what its like
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Oct 25, 2015 22:53
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May I post if already gay ? Snatchin' all your bitches at my leisure.
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Oct 25, 2015 22:54
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I don't think I have a gag reflex, thus I would make a great gay man.
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Oct 25, 2015 23:10
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Id get buttfucked so good
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Oct 25, 2015 23:14
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i would gay
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Oct 25, 2015 23:19
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im gay
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Oct 25, 2015 23:22
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oh god i want to move into a historically black neighborhood this instant so much potential
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Oct 25, 2015 23:23
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but i cant
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Oct 25, 2015 23:24
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I'd be that gay dude that wants to be buttfucked wherever we go; gently caress my rear end in the grocery store, gently caress my rear end in the movie theater, gently caress my rear end on the escalator just gently caress. MY. rear end..
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Oct 25, 2015 23:26
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Jukeboxblues posted:I'm not sure if I would get any more sex than I am already getting but I would reference it in wacky and funny ways like they do in the movies. "You go girlfriend" and other such things. wow, you go girlfriend?? how whimsical, a gay man talking about girl friends, when they don't HAVE girlfriends! so wonderfully subversive! this is the best part of the gay agenda
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Oct 25, 2015 23:59
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i'd buy a round of cum for every gay at the bar myself included.
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Oct 26, 2015 00:00
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sprinting through a forest of dicks backwards with a rainbow cape on while the condoms from my head dress flap in the wind
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Oct 26, 2015 00:01
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i'm bi and better at being gay than most of my gay friends, and better at being straight than most of my straight friends it's very frustrating seeing people be so lovely at their role in life
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Oct 26, 2015 00:54
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Wish we were all gay. Women are bitches and bros just understand bros it's simpler that way
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Oct 26, 2015 00:56
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If we can come up with gay pills and robot wombs, what an incredibly rad and awesome world this would be
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Oct 26, 2015 01:05
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ElGroucho posted:If we can come up with gay pills and robot wombs, what an incredibly rad and awesome world this would be Better than the lesbian world at least. Haha wow that would be awful
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Oct 26, 2015 01:11
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i have had gay sex yes
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Oct 26, 2015 01:13
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there are at least four penes in my butt right now but I can't give you an accurate count at the moment, sorry
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Oct 26, 2015 01:14
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mdm posted:there are at least four penes in my butt right now but I can't give you an accurate count at the moment, sorry two more shall take its place hail hydra
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Oct 26, 2015 01:38
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im gonna beat my penis on your face until you shut the gently caress up, OP
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Oct 26, 2015 01:40
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rude
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Oct 26, 2015 01:42
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dont shame his mating call
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Oct 26, 2015 01:46
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Roy posted:Better than the lesbian world at least. Lots of acoustic guitars, flannel, and cats It'd be like Seattle, circa 1993
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Oct 26, 2015 14:27
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I sometimes think I'd make a p. awesome gay guy.
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Oct 26, 2015 14:30
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ElGroucho posted:Lots of acoustic guitars, flannel, and cats Sounds divine.
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Oct 26, 2015 14:31
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being a lesbian seems very political just smash my rear end like a beer can, please and thank you
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Oct 26, 2015 14:31
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I'm a really bad gay so I guess i'd be a mediocre straight schlub
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Oct 26, 2015 14:32
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Modest Mauser posted:Sounds divine. Get out of here, Eddie, no one likes you
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