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AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
Nobody do anything stupid like tweet at her and come here expecting applause.

As Marching Powder often says, don't 'touch the poop'.

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Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007

Beet Wagon posted:



:shepface: Have we reached "peak citizen" yet?

:tinfoil:

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
I guess she's not winning this year's Internet Bullshit award then.

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

Beet Wagon posted:



:shepface: Have we reached "peak citizen" yet?

Not until we get chemtrails in there. And something about the Pyramids.

DogonCrook
Apr 24, 2016

I think my 20 years as hurricane chaser might be a little relevant ive been through more hurricanws than moat shiitty newscasters
You know it sop now for lawyers to require their clients to remove themselves from social media...

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

Sandi is a shoo in this year for the Internet Bullshit Award that she bought herself last year

No you have to withstand the bullshit in order to win the award. To be honest the field was really strong this year, especially with Sean Murray leading the pack.

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

Beet Wagon posted:



:shepface: Have we reached "peak citizen" yet?

Don't you need, you know, an actual game before you prove you can fund one?

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





AP posted:

Nobody do anything stupid like tweet at her and come here expecting applause.

As Marching Powder often says, don't 'touch the poop'.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Barn Folk posted:

It should if the people that bought into Star Citizen were your average gamers. But these guys pumped thousands into this game as opposed to, what, 60 bucks for NMS? The citizens will gladly take a big wet bite out of whatever poo poo sandwich Chris Robberts serves up and will convince themselves that it is the best thing ever.

Exactly. They will, but barring a miracle the rest of the world will be relentless in mocking it.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Fat Shat Sings posted:

Actually this would be a brilliant marketing move. Especially if You know your customers are some ridiculous percentage M'lady Nice Guy types.

I bet this will even encourage more people to register here to argue with us since a woman's honor has been besmirched somehow now and we are obviously the source of everything wrong with Star Citizen.

So you're saying Lowtax is the best marketing person in the world since he was a little girl?

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer


It's upvote if funny right?

https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/4x9j1z/sandis_twitter_due_to_ongoing_online_targeted/

Good job keeping the drama off r/starcitizen.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/Longscope_/status/763821738010435584

#IstandWithSandi

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

#doyourjob doesn't have quite the same feel.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Barn Folk posted:

It's all part of their plan to drum up sympathy right up to the point where they announce there is no SQ42 this year. Because of internet meanies. And leavers. And jealous game developers. And biased media. And the government.

Wait I thought S42 was due next year, its this year? lmao

e: is this because she was exposed as a tickle fetish pornstar or did that get debunked?

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015






I was JUST thinking "God I hope they give her a hashtag"

Matlock Birthmark
Sep 24, 2005

I wanted this to happen!!
Soiled Meat

nopantsjack posted:

Wait I thought S42 was due next year, its this year? lmao

e: is this because she was exposed as a tickle fetish pornstar or did that get debunked?

Who knows what this is for. She's definitely the former tickle fetish pornstar though.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





I support Sandi Gardiner

#MakeRedditFunnyAgain

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

I still love how the Roberts putting their own kids up on imdb is Derek doxxing them.

A_ssR_apistDude420
Aug 9, 2016

by Cowcaster

nopantsjack posted:

Wait I thought S42 was due next year, its this year? lmao

e: is this because she was exposed as a tickle fetish pornstar or did that get debunked?

It was 2014. Then it was 2015 (it still is on their website lol). Then it was 2016. Now we are getting episode 1 'prelude' 2017.

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

nopantsjack posted:

e: is this because she was exposed as a tickle fetish pornstar or did that get debunked?

Most likely, and since debunking it isn't an option, hiding will surely be a better route to take than the whole acknowledge / reassure / recover thing that everyone in the business talks about.

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
CIG has worse employment hours than sibiria

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

AP posted:

Nobody do anything stupid like tweet at her and come here expecting applause.

As Marching Powder often says, don't 'touch the poop'.

Touch not the poop, children, lest the powder march on you

Streetroller
Jun 11, 2016

I don't post much over Sandi bullshit, it just doesn't interest me... but....
https://twitter.com/SandiGardiner/status/763804493972660226

Yeah sorry, gently caress off. I got death threats from your community over a refund, you don't see me cowering in a corner.
Your only motivation for posting this bullshit is to drum up sympathy and inject zealotry into your cause, because if you were truly sick of social media, you wouldn't have posted anything at all.

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Beet Wagon posted:

I support Sandi Gardiner

#MakeRedditFunnyAgain



Seriously, it's kinda demeaning to refer to Sandi as "a wife"

A_ssR_apistDude420
Aug 9, 2016

by Cowcaster
This is literally set up for a tearful citizencon comeback just like last year. And they're falling for it again.

Cobblers
Feb 5, 2016

Come commandos, on wings of joy we'll fly
To where my bower hangs on high;
Come, and make thy calm retreat,
Among procedurally generated green leaves and blossoms sweet.
If publishers stopped sponsoring this heinous doxxing for just one minute, maybe they would have time to develop a game as revolutionary as star citizen.

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

Beet Wagon posted:

I was JUST thinking "God I hope they give her a hashtag"

<I'm not touching the poop, but if I did, it would have been here>

<still tempted>

nopantsjack posted:

Wait I thought S42 was due next year, its this year? lmao

Was. it won't be. It's another amazingly greased deadline since they gave us the bad news that Star Citizen will follow the SQ42 storyline, and you have to pay for it separately now, oh, maybe not this year now.

I'm fairly certain that they have to be swapping out the engine somehow. This is a complete guess, but they have to be recognizing the hard limitations of cryengine, and have had enough time to develop their own rather than Frankenextend it.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk7ZwswT2tA

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

A_ssR_apistDude420 posted:

This is literally set up for a tearful citizencon comeback just like last year. And they're falling for it again.

Anyone still on this train ain't too bright.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





A_ssR_apistDude420 posted:

This is literally set up for a tearful citizencon comeback just like last year. And they're falling for it again.

I'm excited for the next CryEngine reveal. Especially because this almost definitely is going to be the buffer for the "Oh yeah by the way we need another year and 50 million" speech.


I hope they do a Citizencon in sibiria some day

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

A_ssR_apistDude420 posted:

This is literally set up for a tearful citizencon comeback just like last year. And they're falling for it again.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Streetroller posted:

I don't post much over Sandi bullshit, it just doesn't interest me... but....
https://twitter.com/SandiGardiner/status/763804493972660226

Yeah sorry, gently caress off. I got death threats from your community over a refund, you don't see me cowering in a corner.
Your only motivation for posting this bullshit is to drum up sympathy and inject zealotry into your cause, because if you were truly sick of social media, you wouldn't have posted anything at all.

Death threats? That's hosed up.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Hasta la vista, Sandi.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

AP posted:

Anyone still on this train ain't too bright.

This a community that still genuinely believes that the reason CIG hasn't shown anything is because they don't want to spoil the surprise.

Strangler 42
Jan 8, 2007

SHAVE IT ALL OFF
ALL OF IT

ripptide posted:

I foresee another Emmy award winning performance at either GamesCon or CitizenCon.....

Fire up the Cry Engine! No not that Cryengine, the one that works.

Matlock Birthmark
Sep 24, 2005

I wanted this to happen!!
Soiled Meat
Maybe they'll get an employee to give her flowers again.

ManofManyAliases
Mar 21, 2016
ToastOfManySmarts


Can't post for 3 hours!

= p

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Streetroller posted:

I don't post much over Sandi bullshit, it just doesn't interest me... but....
https://twitter.com/SandiGardiner/status/763804493972660226

Yeah sorry, gently caress off. I got death threats from your community over a refund, you don't see me cowering in a corner.
Your only motivation for posting this bullshit is to drum up sympathy and inject zealotry into your cause, because if you were truly sick of social media, you wouldn't have posted anything at all.

:same:

I'm retiring from the internet because people called me names over getting my money back from their lovely video game :smith:

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Nellistos
Mar 2, 2013
#istandwithsandi <tickle gif> is trending now

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