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SomethingJones
Mar 6, 2016

<3

A Neurotic Jew posted:

Sandi is only good at marketing when it comes to exploiting hapless nerds. When it comes to boring stuff like dealing with manufacturing companies she is super bad.

They aren't hapless nerds, looks to me like the hapless nerds all got out of it. I'm not sure what these people are who are defending such a blatant scam, or from where they comst.

Buying a ship in Star Citizen is the videogame equivalent of finding a lump in one of your scrotae testiculars. You really ought to see a doctor/mental health specialist.

SomethingJones fucked around with this message at 00:24 on Jul 3, 2016

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peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
I wonder if CIG can't get credit to pre pay for the shirts.

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord

SomethingJones posted:


You know what Chris, I think I'll keep my money in my wallet thankyouverymuch, or I'll at least wait until you get the airlocks working.

First of all you don't know the guy so don't pretend like you'd be friends calling him "Chris", you're the dirt under Mr. Chris Robert's shoe, an internet nobody telling funny stories, stalking a celebrity with tinfoil hat bullshit posts. Go find a psychiatrist who can help you out of your misery, you sound like a lunatic with walls full crazy words. Get in therapy.

Inkel
Feb 19, 2004

College Slice

peter gabriel posted:

Fuckin ell people in my comments are telling me to calm down now and don't be angry :lol:

We are here for you, pgabz. We're just trying to help you with your anger addiction :glomp:

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

Inkel posted:

We are here for you, pgabz. We're just trying to help you with your anger addiction :glomp:

I appreciate that and am angry about it

Mr SoupTeeth
Jan 16, 2015
PGabz is just pissed he didn't think of financially exploiting the most gullible, terrible human beings to ever grace this Earth first after Bitcoin stopped being a thing.

SomethingJones
Mar 6, 2016

<3

peter gabriel posted:

I wonder if CIG can't get credit to pre pay for the shirts.

Nobody's going to see any of those shirts, apart from the free sample that Chris is wearing whilst his missus yells at him from behind the camera, "suck your loving beer gut in or I'll beat you again you bastard, you told me I'd get half this time, I want half, you think I don't know what you get up to? Mocapping? Again? Yeah I know all about it Chris, don't think I won't use it either. And fix that loving wig"

Danknificent
Nov 20, 2015

Jinkies! Looks like we've got a mystery on our hands.
Peter once threw a tin of soup at a passing car because he didn't like the colour

true story

Danknificent
Nov 20, 2015

Jinkies! Looks like we've got a mystery on our hands.
it was a vauxhall

Mr SoupTeeth
Jan 16, 2015

Danknificent posted:

Peter once threw a tin of soup at a passing car because he didn't like the colour

true story

"Burnt sienna? Seriously, burnt loving sienna!? gently caress you and your rear end in a top hat color, rear end in a top hat"

SomethingJones
Mar 6, 2016

<3

Kakarot posted:

First of all you don't know the guy so don't pretend like you'd be friends calling him "Chris", you're the dirt under Mr. Chris Robert's shoe, an internet nobody telling funny stories, stalking a celebrity with tinfoil hat bullshit posts. Go find a psychiatrist who can help you out of your misery, you sound like a lunatic with walls full crazy words. Get in therapy.

PGabz is my psychiatrist, he is helping me with my anger issues right now

He's really good at it




It feels really nice

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005

Danknificent posted:

it was a vauxhall

Fair reaction to a Vauxhall imo.

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

I still love that between BatToast and Dickwulf, Llandre has been the best derailer of this thread.

orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe

peter gabriel posted:

I appreciate that and am angry about it

SomethingJones
Mar 6, 2016

<3

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005
You wouldn't like him when he is angry.

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

SirPhoebos posted:

Hey Lazrin Dickwulf, I hear they really like Star Citizen in FYAD. You should make a thread there! :v:

EDIT: You are Dickwulf.

nice

Palisader
Mar 14, 2012

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE

grimcreaper posted:


We are here to talk poo poo about a man who spits in the mouths of people who trust and believe in him.

also cakes

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005
I will poo poo in anyones mouth for cash.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

grimcreaper posted:

Most people are up for rational discussion here. We do it quite frequently.

The main problem is this: You came here believing goons are idiots, assholes, and a cult following Derek Smart.
All of your views have been jaded by that premise. All of them.

We are not here for Derek Smart. We are here for the comedy that surrounds this show. Most of us were gamers who really (and i mean REALLY) wanted to see this poo poo show become an actual game. We had hoped. But then we saw Chris Roberts doing what he does best: Failing to manage the ENTIRE project on epic proportions. It continued to get worse over time. Here we are, seeing just how badly Chris Roberts can completely gently caress up. Look back to his days at Microsoft working on Freelancer and you will see that he is par for the course. He chose an engine that could accommodate his desire to make a movie, not one to make a game.

We are here to talk poo poo about a man who spits in the mouths of people who trust and believe in him. We are here to discuss the merits of what other game developers are doing. We are here to talk to each other about stupid stuff and poo poo post for fun.

We are here because we enjoy the company and chatter of those on these forums. We welcome people to join in and yes, if your a backer we will make occasional snide remarks because you choose to hold faith with an idiot. But, in the long run, we dont care. Its your money, waste it how you please. But feel free to join in on the poo poo posting. Have fun with other aspects of the thread. Occasional beer/alchohol talk, cat and dog pictures, sealife, cars. We have it all.

Look at how salty this goon is. Clearly a troll who just wants to blow Dizzle Shart and ruin the BDSSFPUOMGWTFBBQE.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

ha ha :argh:

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
The purple pants ha ha :argh:

Danknificent
Nov 20, 2015

Jinkies! Looks like we've got a mystery on our hands.

:vince:

Inkel
Feb 19, 2004

College Slice

:vince::five::downsbravo::five:

Streetroller
Jun 11, 2016

Lazrin posted:

thats the thing. there's no reason to be good natured or cool with him. star citizen or not, he's worthless, broken human being. he clearly has some mental issues, and the hangers on in this thread are of a slight enough mind to follow someone like that.

smart is your leader wether you like it or not, and that is embarrassing and sad even for goons. this isn't comedy, it's a cult. sound familiar?

star citizen as a project is not likely to finish in the way backers are hoping and you don't have to be a genius or read any word smart makes up to know that. he's captain obvious and you goons slobber all over him

this thread exposes just how far down at the bottom of the barrel some people are... and it has nothing to do with star citizen.

I know Derek can speak for himself, but trust me when I tell you that outside our mutual disgust of CIG, I have little in common with the man.
But dare I loving say it, "he was right". Not only was he right, but he helped me in recouping my $3,000 I flushed down the toilet.
I don't give a flying gently caress about his game career or his motivation for tearing down CIG, and yet despite that he's done more to help me than CIG ever has.

I didn't come here because of something Derek said, I came here because I finally opened my god drat eyes to see what SC really was.

I don't think you're ever going to convince me otherwise when it wasn't Derek that convinced me in the first place.
He's less "a leader" and more your community boogeyman because that's what Chris painted him as.

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

peter gabriel posted:

Fuckin ell people in my comments are telling me to calm down now and don't be angry :lol:

you have to find a way to contain that rage

for the good of the country

orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe
That's his secret.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msRaooooyds

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord
its not good to paint catte

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Very excited to order my SC polo shirt. I'm sure it will ship promptly, have quality stitching, be sized properly, and not be covered in industrial ooze from a leaking shipper container.

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

Kakarot posted:

its not good to paint catte


very nice

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Sign me up for one of those formaldehyde laden, off centered logo polos, that may or may not happen. I would be an IDIOT not to take advantage of this AWESOME deal that will never ever happen again. Wait, I better get 2 just in case.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Double post for sataball update.



You are the ball.

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005

Streetroller posted:

I know Derek can speak for himself, but trust me when I tell you that outside our mutual disgust of CIG, I have little in common with the man.
But dare I loving say it, "he was right". Not only was he right, but he helped me in recouping my $3,000 I flushed down the toilet.
I don't give a flying gently caress about his game career or his motivation for tearing down CIG, and yet despite that he's done more to help me than CIG ever has.

I didn't come here because of something Derek said, I came here because I finally opened my god drat eyes to see what SC really was.

I don't think you're ever going to convince me otherwise when it wasn't Derek that convinced me in the first place.
He's less "a leader" and more your community boogeyman because that's what Chris painted him as.

All is forgiven. Thank you for posting this.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Lime Tonics posted:

Double post for sataball update.



You are the ball.

sataball is in the game. another stretch goal delivered!

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster

Lime Tonics posted:

Sign me up for one of those formaldehyde laden, off centered logo polos, that may or may not happen. I would be an IDIOT not to take advantage of this AWESOME deal that will never ever happen again. Wait, I better get 2 just in case.

each shirt comes with organophosphates absolutely free. You cant get deals like this

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe
What's that little satellite icon in the top left corner mean?

Sandweed
Sep 7, 2006

All your friends are me.

Mr SoupTeeth posted:

PGabz is just pissed he didn't think of financially exploiting the most gullible, terrible human beings to ever grace this Earth first after Bitcoin stopped being a thing.

It's still a thing and it's still costing gullible nerds a lot of money.

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POOL IS CLOSED
Jul 14, 2011

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
Pillbug
Good to see that you got refunded, Streetroller.

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