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So who is the upsettingly fat dude that can't do anything with his arms other than rest them on his stomach?
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:Ben Lesnick? He makes me feel sad Xaerael posted:That's High Star Citizen Pope Lesnick, founder of the Church of Christ Roberts who's grace returnethed Lesnick's sight from diabetic blindness so he could read the next thrilling installment of the Wing Commander novel franchise. Thanks!
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SelenicMartian posted:Chris driving I know a lot of these gifs are being cherry-picked, but does this man have some sort of palsy?
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SelenicMartian posted:He can't stay still for a second. Each of his videos can easily net ten varieties of wanking motions, an almost heil and dozens inebriated handwaves over a boiling cauldron. He's like David Mitchell telling you about the radar, only it's not a parody. And bookmarked
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Apr 5, 2016 17:12
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Ben's left eye is trying to escape his face. He looks like one of those guys that has to wring out his briefs over the toilet several times a day once the weather hits 70 EDIT: I don't think that man can reach his own butthole.
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Apr 6, 2016 20:40
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What do you think Ben smells like?
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Apr 6, 2016 21:00
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Do you think Ben misses his penis?
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Apr 6, 2016 21:43
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Do you think Ben's nipples look like salami slices? How do you think that makes him feel?
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Apr 6, 2016 22:41
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That is an old picture of Ben. A new picture of Ben would fill that square. Ben, why would you use an old picture? We know what you look like. We know where you live.
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Apr 6, 2016 23:18
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Do you think Ben cries himself to sleep at night after spending half an hour burning off any skin tabs he can reach with a Bic lighter?
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Apr 7, 2016 03:12
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How long do you think it takes Ben to stand up from a prone position?
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Apr 7, 2016 14:05
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Would Ben fit in the cockpit of the average Star Citizen spaceship?
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Apr 7, 2016 14:42
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Why does Ben have butt arms?
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Apr 13, 2016 14:54
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Where did Ben's wrists go?
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Apr 13, 2016 16:46
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How many of those doughnuts do you think Ben ate?
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Apr 13, 2016 19:07
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How do you think Ben and his wife have sex?
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Apr 13, 2016 20:12
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A Neurotic Jew posted:https://twitter.com/banditloaf/status/720334600732430337 Why is Ben looking in every direction but at the camera?
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Apr 13, 2016 23:36
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Is this how Ben's wife feeds him vegetables?
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Apr 14, 2016 15:52
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Is it Ben's ultimate goat to build a Space Food Court?
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Apr 14, 2016 22:34
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Would Ben get stuck in a black hole?
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Apr 14, 2016 23:07
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Do you think Ben could fit through those awesome doors?
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Apr 15, 2016 03:12
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Do you think Ben originally asked for the tattoo on his neck and the man just laughed?
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Apr 15, 2016 14:30
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How do you think Ben's wife feels about all of this?
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Apr 20, 2016 15:43
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Do you think Ben checks his pockets more often when Justin is around?
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Apr 20, 2016 19:46
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How does Ben wipe his rear end? Is that why he got married?
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Apr 21, 2016 02:14
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Could Ben walk into a Federal building?
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Apr 28, 2016 01:51
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Do you think Ben steals other employees' food out of the fridge and blames it on his eyesight?
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Apr 28, 2016 22:57
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Do you think Ben's checkered shirts are just tablecloths with buttons sewn on?
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May 11, 2016 01:02
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Do you think Ben's idea of kink is to hide his glass eye somewhere on his body so his wife has to find it?
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May 11, 2016 21:25
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Do you think Ben only agreed to attend his father-in-law's funeral when he was told of the after-party menu?
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May 12, 2016 15:24
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Do you think we'll ever get "10 for the Ben"?
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May 17, 2016 14:27
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What do you think Ben's tears taste like?
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May 18, 2016 16:47
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When Ben's wife goes to the bathroom in the morning, do you think it's like pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?
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May 19, 2016 04:01
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Do you think Ben is disappointed that they didn't ask him to do any motion capture sessions?
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May 24, 2016 13:44
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Do you think Ben wishes he could be on that boat with Chris instead of Sandi?
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Jun 1, 2016 15:18
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When Ben sits down to take a poo poo, do you think it sounds like someone slowly taking off wet velcro sneakers?
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Jun 2, 2016 04:17
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If they ever do '10 for the Ben' do you think they should leave Sandi sitting on his right so they look like the number 10 together?
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Jun 3, 2016 01:25
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Do you think Ben gets jealous every time someone rolls their eyes at his answers to their questions during these videos?
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Jun 3, 2016 12:16
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Do you think Ben still has all his toes?
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Jun 3, 2016 17:16
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Do you think Ben already has a tag picked out for Kerri-Lee?
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