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skaboomizzy posted:I love how pants-shittingly terrified they are that someone else would dare to interact with them in a video game or even on a message board in a disagreeable (to them) manner. How do these people function in the outside world where someone might dare to tell them "no" or "I'm sorry, your fursuit is not acceptable to wear to the office for casual Friday"? "Look i'm just HYPOTHETICALLY (pathetically) saying that MAAAAAYBE, like, possibly....n-no don't b-b-ban MEEEEEE! 'll be good!! I swear!" They're like hostages with AK's pointed at them.
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2015 11:45 |
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# ¿ May 5, 2024 00:40 |
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Toops posted:All I heard were a handful of mental retards trying to sneak the credit card out of their wives' purses while tugging HARD on their ballsacks. Quote : Kurt Maverick 2 days ago Damnit CiG. I thought it was physically impossible to win at life, and you did it! Jesus.........
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2015 16:30 |
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peter gabriel posted:I still think we are at the very start of the bad news for Citizens. What little there is now is exactly what little there will be in the future,and they'll STILL find a way to defend it.
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2015 22:20 |
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Space racists, space racists everywhere......
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2015 01:59 |
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EminusSleepus posted:Goons don't be assholes lol wreckage88- Freelancer 129 points 11 hours ago "Actually this is a great thing, the more people break and get passed in game mechanics the better CIG can fix them." Putting a whole lot of faith on the dev's there bud.
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2015 03:38 |
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EminusSleepus posted:But but goons ruin everything. And a few posts down from that there's someone saying "Your not reporting this the right way, problems like this are your fault, you're dead weight." I poo poo thee nay, he actually called him deadweight.
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2015 03:48 |
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Mirificus posted:
"A dickhead and his scammer deserve each other."
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2015 05:42 |
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We wouldn't look so bad if....if.... *sniff* those lovely poo heads weren't making fun of our *not actually a game or anything even remotely resembling a game* game.
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2015 21:45 |
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Mirificus posted:Guyver is quite the carebear. Star citizen : I don't wanna be molested, end of story.
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2015 12:26 |
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So he's supposed to be sat down and making a cool entrance on his swivelly chair ,But the physics are screwing it up? Wouldn't that be super easy to fix? And yet.........
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2015 13:28 |
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BU THE GAME DOES NOT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORKKK!!! AAAAAAHHHHH!! This guy who says it's working needs to go and film himself "playing" this "game" and show me, categorically, how this game works.
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2015 14:15 |
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Scruffpuff posted:I'm thinking of designing a game myself, and I've decided to use SC as a business template. So far my priorities are outlined as follows: I don't see no pizza, I'm out, taking my space money with me.
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2015 17:19 |
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KiddieGrinder posted:
Getting a Kim jong vibe from this..... or is it chairman mao?
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2015 19:28 |
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Mirificus posted:
Griefing shouldn't be a ten step process. But hey more power to them if they think that's sticking it to the griefers *thumbs up* Eight step process ,not ten. Brazilianpeanutwar fucked around with this message at 00:10 on Dec 24, 2015 |
# ¿ Dec 24, 2015 00:07 |
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Libluini posted:It's interesting to see how the mentally ill are always entranced by their own fake psychoanalysis, even though all they do is constructing weird conspiracy theories in their head. No but you see he's totally legit because he cares about a complete stranger on the internet and he's diagnosed him and he knows real people with mental illness and and and.....
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2015 01:48 |
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Libluini posted:The human mind is one of the most complex things someone could possible have to deal with. People who think they can analyze some stranger's mind over the internet are just the worst. Could you imagine some random dumbass shouldering a bomb disposal expert aside going "I got this, don't worry! I'm smart, you know? Watched a lot of movies and poo poo." Haha "Hey doc you sure you know how to do this brain surgery thing? Look just gimme the scalp- no get off look I watched ER like a hundred times I know what i'm doi-...oh NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE,loving amateur"
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2015 02:05 |
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Jobbo_Fett posted:
Man if only this guy could relax by....oh I don't know.....playing a game...like star citizen, oh wait......there's no such thing HA!
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2015 03:13 |
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That does sound cool, not going to happen though, but an idea like this is better than "uugh running is unrealistic everyone should walk."
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2015 05:27 |
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grimcreaper posted:The scary part about this is that, when dealing with a normal game and fan base it's just a fun thought... but with Star Citizens it's literally something they are forcing into how they think the game will actually operate. They truly believe that everything they imagine is going into the game and it's going to be almost heart breaking when they begin to commit Sudoku in the of Christ Roberts. Well didn't you hear? CIG got over a million dollars so that means they have no choice but to make the most special snowflake game ever all for me and my special delicate snowflake imagination, that's just science man. But yeah I totally know what you mean, it's cool to imagine what your own perfect game could be, but we know things don't work like that....ever......
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2015 05:35 |
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And yeah it is weird looking through footage just to slag some guys teeth off, seriously.
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2015 05:38 |
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Piece from the Farticle : A huge milestone towards achieving this goal was the release of Star Citizen Alpha 2.0 earlier this month, with the ability to play in a huge area (the biggest yet in gaming thanks to 64 bit floating point positional coordinates) and offering up all of these exciting options in that world: walking around a space station on foot or boarding a space ship by yourself or with friends… walk around that ship and/or have your friends man various stations while you are flying… fly thousands or even hundreds of thousands of kilometers, engage in ship to ship combat against AI or other players, exit your ship to EVA and explore space stations… engage in FPS combat (on foot or in EVA), rescue stranded players, perform various missions. All of this happens seamlessly without loading screens at a fidelity and scale that has not been seen before in any game. Can someone confirm how much of this is true? And how much is carefully worded bs? Brazilianpeanutwar fucked around with this message at 06:16 on Dec 24, 2015 |
# ¿ Dec 24, 2015 06:14 |
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Tippis posted:Just the ones I know of off the top of my head: Someone needs to make a youtube video of the points listed in the article and just cut to shots of cr looking confused and angry at his computer trying to get all of it to work. Crickets in the background and canned laughter.
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2015 06:40 |
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Just imagine if they'd never actually raised $100 million, it was all just fabricated bullshit. "Once they see the 10 hours of gary oldman gurning his way through my loving amazing script, they'll see....THEY'LL ALL SEE!, We'll be rich!"
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2015 07:04 |
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Tippis posted:…I also wonder what he means by “fly thousands or even hundreds of thousands of kilometers”. l'll bet you 100 million space £'s and 10 space jpegs he didn't write the article himself, it'll be some intern whipping boy that got pushed into writing it.
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2015 07:47 |
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Romes128 posted:Yeah it took 8 hours to write his rant against the Escapist and derek smart. Who knows how long it would take him to write something coherent. It's been how many years now and he doesn't know how to control his own game, that's why there's such a breakdown in communication he doesn't know what day it is.
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2015 08:13 |
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Happy Sisyphus posted:excuse me you have to be tollerant about intollerance It's bad that all these gays are making GBS threads everything up with their beliefs, get rid of them.....but my belief about the gays is totally ok so just like consider my beliefs the right beliefs yeah? It's like a never-ending black hole of stupidity. Star citizen 2 : Ain't no gays in space
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2015 08:22 |
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resident evil 2 : you can shoot zombies, you can solve puzzles, you get cool guns. metal gear solid : You can sneak around, you can shoot baddies (if you want)You can watch cool guys do cool poo poo in cool expensive cutscenes. Minecraft : build anything you want, interact with other players, marvel at your creations, endless replayability. That's 3 massively popular games condensed into extremely simple descriptions Star citizen : You can fly (poorly)You can run(when your not falling into the ground) You can't really interact with anything, you can't really go anywhere, or do anything... GOTY. You know where to spend your money goons, get spending.
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2015 08:47 |
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MeLKoR posted:I think what baffles me the most is that these people seem incapable of thinking outside the box they themselves designed. They are completely unable to grasp the idea that any pirate would kill his victims rather than taking them alive because it would damage their reputation, or that any pilot being boarded would self-destruct and kill everyone even if it costs him more money. They seem to think people will follow an ingame money/reputation cost/benefit chart mechanically instead of having predictable human reactions like "it might cost me more this way but I'll make sure you assholes also lose money in this attack" or "I rather kill everyone on board rather than take like prisoners" (where to???). Because every dingbat who's actually thrown money at this game (no offense to anyone on here, most people on here just seem to be curious/regretful not fanatical) seems to think that when they roleplay a certain way that everyone will roleplay around that and not try and do their own thing. Because the makers have said yes to basically every stupid suggestion , the people who are invested seem to think their every whim and game idea will be catered to, it's going to be hilarious when absoloutely none of it comes to fruition. There's going to be a lot of "UGGH YOU'RE NOT PLAYING THE GAME THE RIGHT WAY, STOP IT!" gnashing of teeth.
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2015 17:29 |
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:I recently did a wedding for a couple that was renewing their vows after 25 years together. I like to write something unique for each wedding I do, and I wanted to celebrate their time together. I've been glued to SC recently (just truly discovered it) and this is what I wrote. Forgive the extreme cheese factor, it's a wedding (names are removed) ____ and ____ have been together for 25 years. That’s 9,125 days together as husband and wife. What a wonderful, memory filled journey that must be. Get gary oldman to read this and I MIGHT be impressed *armcross* But seriously that's very sweet, good job :]
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2015 18:16 |
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Mirificus posted:Reddit: Letter from the Chairman MMMM gotta suck that space dick! Can I fondle your balls master chris? Maybe tongue your butthole?
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2015 18:40 |
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Breetai posted:Okay so let's say some of these people get their wish and piracy works the way they want i.e. 'honourable' pirates who generally don't kill you. Uhhhhh EXCUSE ME, have we forgotten that this is star citizen we're talking about? a game where anything is possible? OBVIOUSLY because you can do anything you want that means you can just make yourself a device that makes sitting still for 3 hours incredibly fun and exciting, I mean come on have you not learned anything by now? yeeesh
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2015 22:24 |
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Merry Christmas and a happy new year, this is the best thread ever.
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2015 23:12 |
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Frankieonpcin1080p plays star citizen : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvCFb_cS2gY Somehow it runs well for him, doesn't look too bad but I'm only 5 minutes in.
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# ¿ Dec 25, 2015 00:42 |
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Dongattack posted:Frankie is that guy that pretty much only does heavily sponsored videos and tries to take peoples youtube channels down with DMC claims or whatever its called if they criticize him, imho he is perfect for star citizen Ah that's a shame, I've been enjoying his dayZ videos for a few weeks now and he seems decent, if a bit pretentious in game. The video was alright but no one can ever make this game seem interesting, it's like what i'd imagine a sci-fi movie directed by Alan partridge would be like.All superfluous nonsense on the screen and overcluttered HUDs galore.
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# ¿ Dec 25, 2015 01:22 |
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ohsosad posted:Standalone Ship - Endeavor Master Set is $900 and that will give me a ship with general science, a big telescope and some bio-domes. Go spend that money on feeding the poor or something, make a difference in someone's life, don't give it to scam artists. (I'm sort of joking but sort of not really)
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# ¿ Dec 25, 2015 01:24 |
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Dongattack posted:I enjoyed him too until i stumbled on what goes on behind the curtain. Basically most of the stuff in the DayZ videos is heavily edited in post production, when you hear him go like "hey mate, hey there, put down your gun pls friendz", that's added in post and he usually smackstalk them or just gun them down in reality. One of the players he did that too and edited it to make himself seem like a saint in post was actually a streamer and posted a youtube of what happened on his end where frankie yells poo poo at him, mows him down and laughs at him or whatever. Then Frankie tried to copyright claim his video and shut down his channel. Ahh gently caress that guy then,i like dayZ videos but most players just come across as pub bores "Oh I can tell the sound of a gun from 10 miles away ughhhurgh tactical hardon!" *splooooge*
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# ¿ Dec 25, 2015 01:33 |
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A Neurotic Jew posted:
The state of videogamers in the year of our lord 2015, everything must be explained because there's just not enough pointless poo poo in the world, now it has to be in games as well.
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# ¿ Dec 25, 2015 22:14 |
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Star citizen 2 : brain development after whatever tragic accident we all suffered
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# ¿ Dec 25, 2015 22:19 |
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hakimashou posted:I had a friend over last night and we got drunk and I showed him Star Citizen . Star citizen 2 : I had a friend over last night and we got drunk and I showed him star citizen
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# ¿ Dec 25, 2015 23:49 |
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# ¿ May 5, 2024 00:40 |
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Raged posted:Dear lord Ben is such a disgusting obese pig. When he lifts his arms up(towards the end of ATV)and the fat flaps hang off I just want to vomit. He look like he is wearing a wing suit made of flesh. Yeah you really showed that complete stranger that you've never met, good job?
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# ¿ Dec 26, 2015 02:10 |