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The other night, I lay quietly in my bed pondering my life, all the wrongs I have done. It was 2 am and I was dozing off to sleep, when suddenly, my bed got cold and I felt a deep impression being laid into my matress. I played it off as me just halleucinating from the lack if sleep, so I turned over and went to sleep. I had this dream where a dark, manly figure stood at the esge of my bed and licked his lips. He crawled onto my bed and put his finders on my back, but they were not human hands... They had claws and were very cold. His eyes seemed full of hatred, lust and hunger. He grinned at my sleeping body, he had 4 rows kf sharp teeth and seemed quite wanting to tear into my flesh. His claws digged into my skin as he would penetrate me from behind. A large, shadowy tail grew from his lower back as thick as a low bearing pipe. He penetrated me with it and stuck his claws into my mouth. I remember feeling a numbingly cold feeling all around me, even though it was in the dead middle of summer. It was as if it was snowing in my room. Then, the pain.. When I awoke, I had a rash on my back with blisters... It itched and burned at the same time... The dream felt real, so I have this one question.... Do you think I have demonic herpes?
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# ? Oct 26, 2015 01:24 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 09:40 |
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# ? Oct 26, 2015 01:25 |
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Hail Satan.
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# ? Oct 26, 2015 01:30 |
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you should probably seek help, OP
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# ? Oct 26, 2015 01:33 |
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this means you are gay
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# ? Oct 26, 2015 01:37 |
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yeah i'm not reading that
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# ? Oct 26, 2015 01:38 |
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Get tested for demon HIV!
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# ? Oct 26, 2015 01:40 |
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It's puff puff pass, not puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff
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# ? Oct 26, 2015 02:28 |
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DaveSplitter posted:The other night, I lay quietly in my bed pondering my life, all the wrongs I have done. It was 2 am and I was dozing off to sleep, when suddenly, my bed got cold and I felt a deep impression being laid into my matress. I played it off as me just halleucinating from the lack if sleep, so I turned over and went to sleep. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVbnsjDjz4s
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# ? Oct 26, 2015 02:30 |
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I had that same dream in college but woke up next to a stripper and 40 empty beer cans. Does anyone on SA interpret dreams?
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# ? Oct 26, 2015 02:34 |
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gee, you dreamt about getting your rear end railed, but in the context of demonic rape. durr, i wonder if that means you are conflicted about your latent homosexuality? unless you are openly gay, then i dont know what the hell your problem is.
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# ? Oct 26, 2015 02:38 |
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Well I have demonoic herpies and I rear end raped someone last night.
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# ? Oct 26, 2015 03:12 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Well I have demonoic herpies and I rear end raped someone last night.
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# ? Oct 26, 2015 03:14 |
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Laura Palmer? Lay off the coke, dear
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# ? Oct 26, 2015 03:15 |
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you're gonna have rosemary's baby OP
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# ? Oct 26, 2015 03:16 |
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# ? Oct 26, 2015 03:17 |
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What the hell is a "low bearing pipe"? Did you mean to say "load bearing pipe?"
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# ? Oct 26, 2015 03:24 |
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night terrors are terrible when you don't know what they are but fun as gently caress after you've had them a few times enjoy the natural hallucinogen OP
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# ? Oct 26, 2015 03:26 |
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how many daves have you split op?
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# ? Oct 26, 2015 04:45 |
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That's not that odd op. Most people don't wake up but that's what happens when you go to sleep.
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# ? Oct 26, 2015 04:47 |
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wash your sheets OP edit:
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# ? Oct 26, 2015 05:54 |
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Sounds like the regular Dave dream. Just happens to Daves. Don't worry about it.
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# ? Oct 26, 2015 07:24 |
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# ? Oct 26, 2015 07:28 |
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OP you have been visited by The Ornithologist. You must rub naked bellies with a hobo to transfer The Ornithologist's attention away from you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VH62241UUfw
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# ? Oct 26, 2015 07:29 |
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It is because OP has an rear end up its butt. Porblems loved
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# ? Oct 26, 2015 07:56 |
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did you call back?
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# ? Oct 26, 2015 08:04 |
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Go check with a doctor op
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# ? Oct 26, 2015 08:23 |
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VikingSkull posted:night terrors are terrible when you don't know what they are but fun as gently caress after you've had them a few times please describe your night terrors and from all the clawing it sounds to me like you might have ended up with CLAWmydia! heheheh have a happy halloween folks!
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# ? Oct 26, 2015 08:36 |
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What was his name?
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# ? Oct 26, 2015 11:00 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 09:40 |
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If this was such a bad "experience" for you, then just tell your dad he has to move out and go back home already.
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