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can you imagine what they'd do when they had to pee and realized the pee isn't coming out of their pee hole?
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proof of concept posted:can you imagine what they'd do when they had to pee and realized the pee isn't coming out of their pee hole? I heard if you do this the pee gets stuck and then it comes out of your b*tthole instead!!!
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Oct 26, 2015 20:25
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But how will you do it without them noticing ?
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Oct 26, 2015 20:25
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fart on my dick
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Oct 26, 2015 20:25
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my mates did that one time, wowzers did it hurt!!!!!
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Oct 26, 2015 20:25
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now my lip is stuck to it thanks du
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Oct 26, 2015 20:25
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Rond posted:But how will you do it without them noticing ? man I didn't come in here to do all of your work for you
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Oct 26, 2015 20:26
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another fun trick is superglue their eyes and mouth shut
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Oct 26, 2015 20:26
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dad gay. so what posted:another fun trick is superglue their eyes and mouth shut someone outta superglue your fingers shut! SO YOU CANT POST ANYMORE!
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Oct 26, 2015 20:29
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Another fun thing to do is strand them in a remote cabin during a flesh eating virus outbreak.
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Oct 26, 2015 20:30
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a good technique for more advanced pranksters is to stretch the scrotum over the head (penas) and glue them together, a real classic!! 
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Oct 26, 2015 20:30
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Fiend posted:Another fun thing to do is strand them in a remote cabin during a flesh eating virus outbreak. that seems like an awful lot of prep work for regular people to have to do on top of their regular jobs and lives and stuff
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Oct 26, 2015 20:31
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Hey pranksters and prankettes! looking for the coolest prank ever?? 1.)) while your friend is sleeping (try to get them durnk so they won't wake up!) put a couple of 2x4s around their sleeping area 2.) mix cement powder with water to create cement 3.) pour the cement in the sleeping area and let sit for 4 hours, try not to gettoo much in their hair! your friend is gunna have one big headache tomorrow! and not from just the dirnking!
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Oct 26, 2015 20:33
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What's the best glue to use for that ? Waterproof or not ?
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Rond posted:What's the best glue to use for that ? Waterproof or not ? Cocktight
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Oct 26, 2015 20:35
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Noblesse Obliged posted:Cocktight Sounds good, will try it tomorrow and post feedback
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Oct 26, 2015 20:36
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Rond posted:What's the best glue to use for that ? Waterproof or not ? 2 part epoxy
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Oct 26, 2015 20:37
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gently chop off your friend hand while they are sleeping and place it in warm water. (we used to do this at camp, works like a charm)
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Oct 26, 2015 20:37
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Rond posted:Sounds good, will try it tomorrow and post feedback Get the 525. Or if he's white the 242
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Oct 26, 2015 20:38
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Rond posted:But how will you do it without them noticing ? man invented superglue, god invented beer match made in heaven
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Oct 26, 2015 20:46
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I do this to myself as a cheap and effective method of birth control. Keeps sperm in and disease out.
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Oct 26, 2015 20:48
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a good prank to pull on someone is to brutally murder them and eat their corpse
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Oct 26, 2015 20:53
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i thin kothe pee would burst thru like dr. malcolm says "life will... find a way"
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Oct 26, 2015 20:53
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i have no butthole and i must be gay
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Oct 26, 2015 20:53
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Nooner posted:someone outta superglue your fingers shut! SO YOU CANT POST ANYMORE! Jokes on you I post from my rear end in a top hat.
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Oct 26, 2015 20:55
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guys check the size of your pesines, i think you'll find you've been pranked
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Oct 26, 2015 20:57
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JiveHonky posted:guys check the size of your pesines, i think you'll find you've been pranked now that I think about it my penis DOES seem a bit too massive to be practical is this why they call it a practical joke?
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Oct 26, 2015 20:58
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they used to do this in korea to prisoners of war, also to their buttholes
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Oct 26, 2015 20:58
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proof of concept posted:that seems like an awful lot of prep work for regular people to have to do on top of their regular jobs and lives and stuff They said the same thing when I was digging the hole in my basement and when I wanted to install a parapet over my garage from which I could pour hot oil onto invading hordes. A quick trip to the Home Depot, and an offer of Ten dollars an hour, free lemonade and lunch, and your dreams of being an evil overlord will be realized.
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Maldoror posted:___ ___
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Oct 26, 2015 21:06
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gently caress!!! that'd would gently caress them UP!!!
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Oct 26, 2015 21:12
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another good prank is to kiss the tip of their penis its like whoooooa you just got pranked man
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Oct 26, 2015 21:19
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another good trick is to unscrew the cover on an electrical socket in ur target's home, stuff a bunch of raw ground beef in the hole in the wall, and replace the cover no one will be able to figure out where the rotten smell is coming from and even the firefighters who show up to put out the home u set ablaze will be like 
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Oct 26, 2015 21:23
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Or put some cheese (that smells bad) on the exhaust of a car
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Oct 26, 2015 21:24
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Maldoror posted:___ ___ thx
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whoflungpoop posted:another good trick is to unscrew the cover on an electrical socket in ur target's home, stuff a bunch of raw ground beef in the hole in the wall, and replace the cover according to the hit movie Dirty Work if you do this with fish in a drug dealer's house everyone will kill each other with guns and chainsaws
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another fun thing to do is to give them a little bit of antifreeze in their drinks until their organs shut down
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Oct 26, 2015 21:26
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another fun thing to do is to burn their body in a dumpster while they are sleeping
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what is your definition of "funnY' dad gay can we talk about that for a minute?
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