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Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax
Hey everyone, just chiming in to say that I thought that comic was funny. Thanks for listening.

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Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
Sheesh is this lady on her PERIOD or something

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

Novo posted:

this is the best answer. remember fox news' attempt at creating a "daily show" for conservatives?

they just needed more butt emoticons :tutbutt: :tutbutt: :tutbutt:

Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015

symbolic posted:

i want to know where these 17 holes are located

Well, lets see, ears thats 2, mouth 1, nose 2 more, vag and b-hole 2, uhmm belly button? got me where the rest are.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Everyone just wants to be loved

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i like how these jokes have explanations about how they sort of qualify as jokes

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004


3 panels but could only find two different pics of her to use

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

XK posted:

High odds this was drawn by a giant pig woman with purple hair.

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!

The Taint Reaper posted:

Bath, shave, and brush your teeth.


if this is too much for you, we're going to have trouble. Because that would mean my dog has better hygiene than you. It would make you lower than an animal.

Your dog shaves and brushes its teeth? P. rad dog.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Hooded Reptile posted:

Well, lets see, ears thats 2, mouth 1, nose 2 more, vag and b-hole 2, uhmm belly button? got me where the rest are.

Urethra is one

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

Hooded Reptile posted:

Well, lets see, ears thats 2, mouth 1, nose 2 more, vag and b-hole 2, uhmm belly button? got me where the rest are.

those giant mutilated earlobe earring holes count as 2, you know she has those

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
I think the various glands and lube-shooters have paired holes, but nobody is sure if they actually exist.

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

vug posted:

why do feminist types do things that are angry and bitter complaints and consider that to be comedy somehow

Women are actually generally bad at comedy and that's why so few of them do standup, hth

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes
Soiled Meat

BottledBodhisvata posted:

Women are actually generally bad at comedy and that's why so few of them do standup, hth

are there any exceptions to this rule? i went to see margaret cho once on the assumption that this isn't true but i spent the entire show feeling really embarrassed for her

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

Novo posted:

are there any exceptions to this rule? i went to see margaret cho once on the assumption that this isn't true but i spent the entire show feeling really embarrassed for her

I saw Margaret Cho play to a very biased audience and it was honestly less of a comedy show and more of a pep rally. She got laughs for her korean lady voice but she only did it a couple of times and then she talked about how she was a slut and had gay sex on a cruise ship and everyone clapped for her and cheered

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Sarah Silverman makes me laugh when she does fake racisms.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

BottledBodhisvata posted:

Women are actually generally bad at comedy and that's why so few of them do standup, hth

most stand-up comedy consists of being a giant raging neurotic sperg about everything and autism is found predominantly in men so honestly this kind of checks out

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Novo posted:

are there any exceptions to this rule? i went to see margaret cho once on the assumption that this isn't true but i spent the entire show feeling really embarrassed for her

Check out Iliza Shlesinger or Chelsea Peretti on Netflix. They are both great. :)

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

Cnut the Great posted:

most stand-up comedy consists of being a giant raging neurotic sperg about everything and autism is found predominantly in men so honestly this kind of checks out

Yeah but, unlike your post, stand-up comedians are also funny.

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
is it weird that girls that complain about the male standard of beauty and dye their armpit hair are also really lazy entitled people??

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

I only like redheads, op.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
And hey, guys, why is Ok for girls to demand we have perfectly sculptured beards, but when we ask that they shave theirs WE'RE the monsters, right?

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

An appropriate video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6raVzrbqrM

zooted heh
Oct 16, 2005

str8 mercin burgers my nigga
too late nice guys already got owned when yours truly swoops in like dick dasterley on yo bitch and ties her up on the train tracks.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Novo posted:

are there any exceptions to this rule? i went to see margaret cho once on the assumption that this isn't true but i spent the entire show feeling really embarrassed for her

them broad city bitches are the funnies tppl on tv so?

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Broad city is funny

Vaginal Vagrant
Jan 12, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Retrovertigoes posted:



Bitch has 3000 of these painfully unfunny comics.

gently caress you yanks are poo poo at coffee.

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Gaunab posted:

my IQ minus 30? she's pretty much retarded

That Kid
Oct 27, 2015

by Cowcaster
Most nice guys are just socially awkward guys who lack a strong confident male role model to instill game into them.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Penis.

PERPETUAL IDIOT
Sep 12, 2003

Looks like this is from a few pages ago, but I'm sorry to say that the person who drew this uses the bad kind of erg.

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

gameFAQsspinoffETI posted:

lol drew probably has to pretend her comic is funny literally every day that she shows it to him

Meowbot
Oct 12, 2005

I havent had a plrecription for my eyes in years so the other day I went and got a new one and it hasnt changed. The doctor was like why havent you seen us in 4 years? I told them im scared of op tomietris when the air shoots into your eyes and dilation. They told me my eyes cold get worse....
my ex girlfriend hwo was going to move in to with me and get married and have a baby (we had a miscarried whatever) was like hye ... oh by the way imdating my boss andim pregnant :D surprise im not moving in with you

now i got to start over and find another girl woh wwil llove me, gently caress this natalie ddee i bet she is fat and ugly

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Meowbot posted:

my ex girlfriend hwo was going to move in to with me and get married and have a baby (we had a miscarried whatever) was like hye ... oh by the way imdating my boss andim pregnant :D surprise im not moving in with you

now i got to start over and find another girl woh wwil llove me, gently caress this natalie ddee i bet she is fat and ugly

same

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
lol she has an iq of 60

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes
Soiled Meat
i must be old or a misogynist because i watched about 90 seconds of episode 1 of broad city and had to turn it off because it was painfully unfunny

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


drew and natalie dee used to be funny, but they succumbed to the terrible curse of web content creators: they began to think anyone gave a poo poo about their opinion on any issue

Carol Pizzamom
Jul 13, 2006

a bear you feed is a bear and a steed

rock rock posted:

gently caress you yanks are poo poo at coffee.

You should see the tea

Ronwayne
Nov 20, 2007

That warm and fuzzy feeling.

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

drew and natalie dee used to be funny, but they succumbed to the terrible curse of web content creators: they began to think anyone gave a poo poo about their opinion on any issue

Its hard to avoid being either a lovely political cartoon, anime marmaduke, or both at the same time.

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memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
Joke's on you, everyone dies alone

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