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The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Cnut the Great posted:

name one funny stand-up comedian. i dare you

bill bailey

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www
Aug 4, 2010

im a nice guy, ask me anything

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Isn't Seinfeld a stand up comedian? He's pretty funny I guess. What a dumb loving thing to challenge someone to name.

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax
Michael Richard had some really colorful jokes in his day.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

www posted:

im a nice guy, ask me anything

when you eventually botch your suicide by putting a gun to your temple and only manage to blind yourself by blowing out your optic nerves, will it be because you were such a huge fuckup you couldn't even manage to go out with the least shred of self-control and dignity, or because you were so incredibly insecure that you couldn't even put a gun barrel in your mouth without thinking about fellatio?

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Tezzor posted:

how the hell do you miss the point of Kelly cartoons

its not actually a kelly cartoon

Tezzor
Jul 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

Mange Mite posted:

its not actually a kelly cartoon

i know. i mean how did the artist miss the point

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

I like the 9th and 12th holes the best

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
she's p talented imo this is a classic case of nerd-jealousy

sorry you cant comic as well as her guys :jerkoff:

www
Aug 4, 2010

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

when you eventually botch your suicide by putting a gun to your temple and only manage to blind yourself by blowing out your optic nerves, will it be because you were such a huge fuckup you couldn't even manage to go out with the least shred of self-control and dignity, or because you were so incredibly insecure that you couldn't even put a gun barrel in your mouth without thinking about fellatio?

sorry but guns are illegal where i am from

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

www posted:

sorry but guns are illegal where i am from

ok then use a gas pump

or is pumping your own gas illegal too in whatever gay nanny state youre from

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

What's the joke here?

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

i was mildly amused by this one. i guess women aren't all bad!!!

stump collector
May 28, 2007

Blahsmack posted:

to tell you the truth i don't really like video games all that much

it was always the other people i played with that made for a much better gaming experience :smith:

aww you spooked the witch

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

gameFAQsspinoffETI posted:

this is natalie dee



Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Cnut the Great posted:

name one funny stand-up comedian. i dare you

Anthony Jeselnik always gets a laugh out of me

same goes for Hannibal Buress

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

BottledBodhisvata posted:

What's the joke here?

visual humor bro lol @ u

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

gently caress da Mods posted:

visual humor bro lol @ u

what is that string of gunk on your avatar's nose

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Mods knew about 17 holes

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Tezzor posted:

i know. i mean how did the artist miss the point

It's Poe's Law. Could go either way. Either they really are that stupid or they're just trolling the gently caress out of both the broken men and the mostly broken men who make fun of the broken men.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

BottledBodhisvata posted:

what is that string of gunk on your avatar's nose

I believe it's a stream of urine passing past the camera.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


pretty sure that comic is making fun of redpillers...

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx

Groovelord Neato posted:

pretty sure that comic is making fun of redpillers...

Poe's law says it could go either way

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD
Sometimes you gotta make your own holes :ese:

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014


Toadvine posted:

Anthony Jeselnik always gets a laugh out of me

same goes for Hannibal Buress

none of those people are funny

Captain Yossarian posted:

Isn't Seinfeld a stand up comedian? He's pretty funny I guess. What a dumb loving thing to challenge someone to name.

he isn't funny

El Boot
Mar 18, 2009

Thank Dog It's Friday

Cnut the Great posted:

none of those people are funny


he isn't funny

bill cosby

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Tezzor posted:

how the hell do you miss the point of Kelly cartoons

bc they perfectly confirm your worldview, goof

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Cnut the Great posted:

none of those people are funny


he isn't funny

paulie shore
carrot top

Spunky Junior Reporter!
Jul 27, 2011

Fun Shoe

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


steven wright was objectively hilarious and if u disagree ur just wrong

GastonEatTheEggs
Nov 7, 2012

symbolic posted:

i want to know where these 17 holes are located

I know the secret of the 17 holes.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Profondo Rosso posted:

steven wright was objectively hilarious and if u disagree ur just wrong

"I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone."

Risky
May 18, 2003

Trees and Squids posted:

my mom calls me a gay bitchboy nerd whenever she sees me playing video games :(

FTFY

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014
Pretty glad we got to see what a person who posted something online looks like, then insulted the way they look.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
feels just like it used to don't it?

NadaTooma
Aug 24, 2004

The good thing is that everyone around you has more critical failures in combat, the bad thing is - so do you!

Blue Train posted:

"I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone."

Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their families came and took them away. Eighty years later, by a bizarre coincidence, they lay in the same hospital, on their deathbeds, next to each other. One of them looked at the other and said, "So. What did you think?"

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

nomadologique posted:

feels just like it used to don't it?

I don't know man.... I'm just,

I'm just gettin' old.

CreedThoughts
Sep 24, 2007
Thanks, I've never owned a refrigerator

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

The great thing about this is that feminists and men's rights advocates all agree that "nice guys" are useless shitbags. It's important to find common ground that people can bond over.

Red Pill comics gallery :nws:
http://redpillcomics.blogspot.com/ :nws:

This guy is going to go on a rampage at some point, the comics paint a picture of a tiny Asian doctor with a small penis, and all women everywhere as partying sluts that love racist muscleheads with big dicks, so pretty true afaik

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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

NadaTooma posted:

Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their families came and took them away. Eighty years later, by a bizarre coincidence, they lay in the same hospital, on their deathbeds, next to each other. One of them looked at the other and said, "So. What did you think?"

better

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