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Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
Whenever my girlfriend catches me playing video games, she calls me a human being and rapes my butthole with her engorged clitoris.

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Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
I don't know what is worse: the fact that giant pig women dye their hair purple, that we are labeling people by their perceived weight, of that there is a potentially purple haired pig lady out in the world and all I can think of is the purple "Grimace" character from McDonald's happy meals.

What I'm getting st is: lol fat -> more liek grimace am I right?

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
Page 2: loving chicks to bits with my positive can do attitude-snype

nomadologique posted:

Well, I see you got your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat
Yes, I see you got your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat
Well, you must tell me, baby
How your head feels under somethin’ like that
Under your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat

Well, you look so pretty in it
Honey, can I jump on it sometime?
Yes, I just wanna see
If it’s really that expensive kind
You know it balances on your head
Just like a mattress balances
On a bottle of wine
Your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat

If you were a crooner you could get mad pussy belting out lyrics like that.

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