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Who is going to lift the MLS Cup come December
This poll is closed.
Not Mike Petke 5 4.95%
Michel's Stupid Haircut 3 2.97%
A Very Angry Danish Guy 7 6.93%
Some Dudes in Hardhats in a B-Boy Pose 12 11.88%
Nat Borchers' Beard 17 16.83%
Sigi Schmid's Beer Belly 20 19.80%
A Team Effort Because There Are 11 Pla....Just Kidding, Didier Drogba 5 4.95%
The Racoons That Live in RFK Stadium 8 7.92%
Midseason Acquisitions Stealing Time from Talented Youngsters 4 3.96%
Mexico's Favorite American, San Zusi 2 1.98%
gently caress Charlie Davies 8 7.92%
Sebastian Giovinco...Wait, Can He Even Wrap His Arms Around That Thing? 10 9.90%
Total: 101 votes
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Solkanar512
Dec 28, 2006

by the sex ghost
So who's replacing Ross Fletcher next year?

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Poonior Toilett
Aug 21, 2004

m'lady

Still not as admirable as getting a straight red from the bench like Jozy

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

Jermaine Dildoe posted:

American US USMNT International Jermaine Jones? He just bought himself a franchise

And yet he got owned

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

Your Boy Fancy posted:

And yet he got owned

You can't say that kind of thing anymore man. There was a war and everything.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Jermaine Dildoe posted:

Still not as admirable as getting a straight red from the bench like Jozy

Pffft, we had a player get red carded from the bench before it became cool :smug:

Solkanar512 posted:

So who's replacing Ross Fletcher next year?

Probably Another British Guy

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Yes I know, the Germans lost it, gently caress him

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

whypick1 posted:

Pffft, we had a player get red carded from the bench before it became cool :smug:

You young fuckers probably don't remember it happening to Luciano Emilio, because most of this thread didn't watch MLS back then

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
drat it Ricketts

e: GAH, Oba you gotta bury that

Poonior Toilett
Aug 21, 2004

m'lady

Your Boy Fancy posted:

You young fuckers probably don't remember it happening to Luciano Emilio, because most of this thread didn't watch MLS back then

I remember Emilio but I don't remember this, when did this happen

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
The Los Angeles Galaxy Are Going To Lose, You Gay rear end Pieces Of poo poo

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Your Boy Fancy posted:

The Los Angeles Galaxy Are Going To Lose, You Gay rear end Pieces Of poo poo

Definitely

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

Jermaine Dildoe posted:

I remember Emilio but I don't remember this, when did this happen

Got subbed out, threw a bunch of water bottles onto the field, got released the next morning. I think this was like 2008 or 09.

We resigned him for peanuts but he didn't do any good

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

This game is too intense. The stress is real.

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
more injuries, why not

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

Pungry posted:

more injuries, why not

Both of these teams must die so Dallas can finally have their moment

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

How long is Ricketts taking to kick, I swear it seems like an eternity.

Poonior Toilett
Aug 21, 2004

m'lady

Your Boy Fancy posted:

Got subbed out, threw a bunch of water bottles onto the field, got released the next morning. I think this was like 2008 or 09.

We resigned him for peanuts but he didn't do any good

lol

Sounds similar when Carlos Ruiz got subbed on then off and tossed a Gatorade cooler on his way out

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
We're 20 minutes into the 2nd half and no one's scored, WTF?

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Pile of bodies in front of goal, a fitting snapshot of this poo poo show

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Gerrard did something on defense? Is that allowed?

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
please turn this pressure into a goal soon Sounders

joshtothemaxx
Nov 17, 2008

I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...
Hahahahaha Ricketts is so lovely

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

gently caress yeah

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

HOLY poo poo HOLY poo poo

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


oh for gently caress's sake

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
THANK YOU RICKETTS/FRIBERG!

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

Friberg is the loving man :swoon:

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Is MLS always this fun or is this just a weird night?

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Chad Barrett has those Popeye forearms. Dude looks like he should he clotheslining some bitches

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Simone Poodoin posted:

Is MLS always this fun or is this just a weird night?

This is a bit of an outlier, not gonna lie.

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
no don't put Barrett in! we don't need a clutch goal!

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

Simone Poodoin posted:

Is MLS always this fun or is this just a weird night?

It's good poo poo

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

Simone Poodoin posted:

Is MLS always this fun or is this just a weird night?

It's often this fun. You just have to keep an open mind about, like, Columbus

joshtothemaxx
Nov 17, 2008

I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...

Simone Poodoin posted:

Is MLS always this fun or is this just a weird night?

this is PLAYOFF SPORTS IN AMERICA BABAY!!!!

but nah really we call it calvinball for a reason dawg

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Pungry posted:

no don't put Barrett in! we don't need a clutch goal!

You're right...

...we could use two :getin:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
GG picking up a card 2 minutes after getting subbed in. :bravo:

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

Simone Poodoin posted:

Is MLS always this fun or is this just a weird night?

It's the playoffs, all bets are off

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Like, for all the theoretical fairness of single table, playoffs are so much fun. Especially in win-or-die situations.

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B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

Love you Ricketts. You cost us the season.

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