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Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax
Sometimes when I sit on the toilet I have the most amazing thoughts! Do you ? Let's share our Amazing Toilet Thoughts. Here's one that I had today:

What if there were a poop as big as the sun? That poop would be huge! Bigger than your house! Bigger than a skyscraper! Bigger than the moon! Bigger than the planet!

And now, I’m going to blow your mind. Imagine how big the butt was that pooped that huge poop! It must have been huge! This is how my mind works when I'm having #toiletthoughts

What do you think about when you're on the toilet? #toiletthoughts

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i think of your mom as my toilet

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
I wonder if the loaf I'm working out is ripping my rear end in a top hat apart

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
ahahaha toilet poo pee

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
possibly the worst thread I have read this year

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Hell Yeah posted:

i think of your mom as my toilet

Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax

Moola posted:

possibly the worst thread I have read this year

C'mon man, give it a try. This could get huge and if it does you'll look pretty stupid "making GBS threads" on the toilet thread's first page.

ballass
Jan 16, 2014

by XyloJW

Moola posted:

possibly the worst thread I have read this year

Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax

A poop the size of the sun. Just think about it!

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
what if the sun is actually just a big poo?

Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax

Harald posted:

what if the sun is actually just a big poo?

Please add the #toiletthoughts hashtag so that we can this bitch trending

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
Every time I wipe this old ladies voice pops into my head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USfwio7kYtA

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzXPyCY7jbs

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ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013
My toilet fills my head with unclean thoughts.

https://youtu.be/54OYS_mZlBE

ShaqDiesel fucked around with this message at 02:35 on Oct 27, 2015

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