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Whiskey Sours posted:You gotta start low to build up a clientele base and reputation then you can move upmarket. You don't start at $500. Tranny with big tits is a niche market. I hope this helps you. gently caress this thread and blessings!
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psyopmonkey posted:Tranny with big tits is a niche market. Jon pop I found you a girlfriend
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That Kid posted:My mother is so desperate right now that she basically suggested I run bad boy game. She said she would pay for to get a tattoo and she wants me to grow my hair out and try to knock up a hoodrat. tell her that you need her to buy you a motorcycle so you can make grandbabies
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Oct 27, 2015 03:12
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I don't understand how someone can be 70 % a prostitute.
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Oct 27, 2015 03:13
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Maybe he only went 70% of "the way" with the prostitute.
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Oct 27, 2015 03:24
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Or, there was a prostitute and a non prostitute, and the prostitute was doing 70% of whatever they do.
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Oct 27, 2015 03:25
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you cant have sex with a jpg you idiot
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Oct 27, 2015 03:25
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Maybe she only used 70% of her holes?
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Oct 27, 2015 03:26
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Drunk Nerds posted:I don't understand how someone can be 70 % a prostitute. 74/75 = 98.666% Not quite nearly a hundred but the math works.
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Oct 27, 2015 03:26
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I care less than 70%.
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Oct 27, 2015 03:26
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Another possibility is that he went all of the "way" with the prostitute but she only used 70% of her talents.
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Oct 27, 2015 03:27
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She was an amputee
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Oct 27, 2015 03:28
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Windows 98 posted:She was an amputee 
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Oct 27, 2015 03:28
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That Kid posted:If I had a juggalo or furry girlfriend they would accept it. My mother is so desperate right now that she basically suggested I run bad boy game. She said she would pay for to get a tattoo and she wants me to grow my hair out and try to knock up a hoodrat.  
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Oct 27, 2015 03:33
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jon pop is an inside man, pumping out threads in order to make this message board relevant again 
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Oct 27, 2015 03:43
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Jon Pop's parents sound cool I wonder how they hosed up their kid so bad.
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Oct 27, 2015 03:43
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Bip Roberts posted:Jon Pop's parents sound cool I wonder how they hosed up their kid so bad. I guess you could say Pop Pop didn't do such a stellar job.
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Oct 27, 2015 03:45
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the gamecube was pretty cool I guess
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Oct 27, 2015 03:52
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goddamn what a perfect opportunity to say 'I'm gay' OP we're all disappointed
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Oct 27, 2015 04:12
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That Kid posted:If I had a juggalo or furry girlfriend they would accept it. My mother is so desperate right now that she basically suggested I run bad boy game. She said she would pay for to get a tattoo and she wants me to grow my hair out and try to knock up a hoodrat. Why haven't you hosed you mom's friend?
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Oct 27, 2015 04:12
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Daedra posted:Jon pop I found you a girlfriend Also this. 
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Oct 27, 2015 04:14
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Tell your parents you need to focus on your mental health. You need to take care of YOU, not a girl.
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Oct 27, 2015 04:19
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Whiskey Sours posted:74/75 = 98.666% Ah 76/77 = 98.7 well done, thanks! Although, that's not quite "nearly 100 women," but of all the things to call out Jon Pop for, inaccurate estimation doesn't rank very high.
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Oct 27, 2015 04:19
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That Kid posted:She said she would pay for to get a tattoo and she wants me to grow my hair out and try to knock up a hoodrat. That sounds really toxic. Get out of that house ASAP
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Oct 27, 2015 04:23
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And don't say "She's my mother, I owe her for taking care of me." That doesn't mean that you should bring a child into an unstable relationship just so your mom can have ~*~*grandchildren*~*~
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Oct 27, 2015 04:25
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Something similar happened to me, but it was a bunch of passive aggressive comments over the course of a few months before I just told them that I was ashamed of being attracted to fat chicks.
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Oct 27, 2015 04:25
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Didn't Jon Pop rape someone? Where do they go on the percentage?
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Oct 27, 2015 04:34
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That Kid posted:27 years and I have never had a girlfriend. I have had sex with nearly 100 women but 98.7% of them were prostitutes. My mother was crying and my dad just looked tired and disappointed. I couldn't think of any excuse or explanation. For a minute I was just wanted to say yeah I am a human being and I have been meeting and loving old white men since middle school, but I just kind of bowed my head and said I would join a dating site. gently caress life is funny sometimes. jon pop can you go on a cocksucking rampage for us
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Oct 27, 2015 04:55
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Smelly Bohemian posted:Jon Pop has two chests busting with a never-ending supply of gold coins, but the evil gnome who gave it to him said one could only be used for hookers and the other could only be used for Something Awful accounts. lol this good job dude this is one of the better theories i've heard today
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Oct 27, 2015 05:00
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Your parents need to understand that being unsuccessful with women doesn't mean you're gay. Being attracted to men is what means you're gay. Lots of gay guys manage to be attractive to women, lots of straight guys can't get girls.
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Oct 27, 2015 05:04
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If you're really picking up streetwalkers then RIP in peace, Jon Pop. Your forums fuckery will be missed as you dissolve into an STD broth or are shanked by a pimp and/or ho.
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Oct 27, 2015 05:07
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That Kid posted:27 years and I have never had a girlfriend. I have had sex with nearly 100 women but 98.7% of them were prostitutes. My mother was crying and my dad just looked tired and disappointed. I couldn't think of any excuse or explanation. For a minute I was just wanted to say yeah I am a human being and I have been meeting and loving old white men since middle school, but I just kind of bowed my head and said I would join a dating site. gently caress life is funny sometimes. hey That Kid! i'm That Robot!  pls tell us what u think about the syrian civil war and/or anime
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Oct 27, 2015 05:37
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I think the best way to deal with this problem is by murdering a bunch of women. it's just good science.
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Oct 27, 2015 05:39
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Enfield posted:spot the pop Is it a reprieve from his posting
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Oct 27, 2015 05:55
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gently caress your mom OP. That'll show her who's not gay
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Oct 27, 2015 06:02
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Let's kickstart a fund to pay psyopmonkey to date Jon Pop
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Oct 27, 2015 06:05
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can't stop the pop
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Oct 27, 2015 06:11
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John pop what happened with that old lady your mom set you up with. Your dad said you had to deal the deal and it sounds like you did!
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Oct 27, 2015 06:11
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The Rage posted:Let's kickstart a fund to pay psyopmonkey to date Jon Pop If hes smart, cute, over 6'1, and has career goals and ambition then im in. Big dick too, nothing under 6inches. So... Whos jon pop?
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Harald posted:congrats on having sex with 2.3 women Congrats on failing math
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