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psyopmonkey posted:If hes smart, cute, over 6'1, and has career goals and ambition then im in. His dick has to be bigger than yours?
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circ dick soleil posted:can't stop the pop i gotta have my pops
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Oct 27, 2015 06:26
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jon pop is the something awful owner trying to generate traffic on this website
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Oct 27, 2015 06:31
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You told them "not today but most other days" right?
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Oct 27, 2015 06:32
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toggle posted:jon pop is the something awful owner trying to generate traffic on this website Nah, thats someone else. :iamafag: Who is it? Ive been gone for a bit? 
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Oct 27, 2015 06:32
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crazy eights posted:John pop what happened with that old lady your mom set you up with. Your dad said you had to deal the deal and it sounds like you did! She came over on Wednesday and I refused to leave my room. Finally my mom got frustrated and ordered me to come down stairs, and "ask SS something". I told her we should hang out that weekend but she said she was going out of town. I told her I would call her the next week and she left.
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Oct 27, 2015 11:26
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The real question here is why AREN'T you gay because seriously dude you have no hope with human girls whatsoever lol
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Oct 27, 2015 11:47
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psyopmonkey posted:Nah, thats someone else. Jon Pop was around. You were just too busy being a tremendous retard. gently caress off.
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Oct 27, 2015 11:48
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77-79 is not "almost 100."
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Oct 27, 2015 12:46
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Anyone have a gif of Magnitude going POP POP?
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Oct 27, 2015 12:58
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Germstore posted:77-79 is not "almost 100." Its practically 4/5ths of 100 so yeah it is actually
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Oct 27, 2015 13:07
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a bay posted:Its practically 4/5ths of 100 so yeah it is actually will you literally argue about anything?
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Oct 27, 2015 13:09
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Theres no "arguing" about basic math
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Oct 27, 2015 13:13
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satanic splash-back posted:Have you considered the fact that you look as desperate as your writing sounds (in tone)? This guy serious posts all over GBS which is fine but he's a moron which is not fine. It's all very un-excellent
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Oct 27, 2015 13:15
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a bay posted:Theres no "arguing" about basic math It's arguing about the meaning of "almost"- now you got me doing it, jerkface.
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Oct 27, 2015 13:16
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I think if you are already so attractive and charming that you actually convinced 3 women to have sex with you for free in the 9 years since you've been an adult, then you will have no problems with the 100:1 M:F ratio of the dating sites.
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Oct 27, 2015 13:16
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Your parents are insane fuckers who put too much emphasis on sex and knocking people up, just like you. It's why you're a hosed up little troll-man who has major issues with women. HTH.
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Oct 27, 2015 13:20
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Germstore posted:It's arguing about the meaning of "almost"- now you got me doing it, jerkface. You already know what "almost" means Im pretty sure, so look at it this way, 79 is closer to 100 than it is to 50, and way closer than 1, which makes it "almost" 100
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Oct 27, 2015 13:21
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just remember OP it's the women's fault for not being interested in you and not the creepy vibe you put off
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Oct 27, 2015 13:35
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psyopmonkey posted:If hes smart, cute, over 6'1, and has career goals and ambition then im in. Well I'm not Jon Pop but...
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Oct 27, 2015 13:43
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jon pop why do you only ever post about dating and gender do you have any other interests or does this really consume every cycle of your brain it's tedious
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Oct 27, 2015 14:11
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Who is Jon Pop?
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Oct 27, 2015 14:23
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Women don't like a spaz, just stop it.
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Oct 27, 2015 14:31
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Whiskey Sours posted:74/75 = 98.666% gently caress your math. I want to believe the .7 was due to having a coupon.
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Oct 27, 2015 14:33
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Oct 27, 2015 16:28
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That Kid posted:She came over on Wednesday and I refused to leave my room. Finally my mom got frustrated and ordered me to come down stairs, and "ask SS something". I told her we should hang out that weekend but she said she was going out of town. I told her I would call her the next week and she left. It's next week! Call her now
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Oct 27, 2015 16:29
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KiteAuraan posted:Your parents are insane fuckers who put too much emphasis on sex and knocking people up, just like you. It's why you're a hosed up little troll-man who has major issues with women. HTH.
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Oct 27, 2015 16:38
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Smelly Bohemian posted:His dick has to be bigger than yours? 
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Oct 27, 2015 16:38
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Did they ever catch you jerkin it OP? Because if so, they're smart to ask after seeing you give a hand job to a human being
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Oct 27, 2015 17:19
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Lol, you hid your face. Smart move. 
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Oct 27, 2015 17:45
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Why street prostitutes? For just a bit more you can get some decent ones off the internet ya know?
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Oct 27, 2015 17:49
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Moridin920 posted:Why street prostitutes? For just a bit more you can get some decent ones off the internet ya know? You just answered your own question.
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Oct 27, 2015 17:55
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please shut up and go away, freakshow retard
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Oct 27, 2015 17:56
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tujague vs. psyopmonkey vs. jon pop vs. applewhite my SA fanfiction is coming true
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Oct 27, 2015 17:59
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Tujague posted:please shut up and go away, freakshow retard don't sign your posts -sincerely, the star trek thread
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Oct 27, 2015 17:59
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Tujague posted:please shut up and go away, freakshow retard imo you should shut up and go away because your posts just consist of unfunny insults for no reason namaste
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Oct 27, 2015 17:59
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my parents asked me if i was gay and just said ho ho ho i dont know with a coy smile on my face (im gay)
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Oct 27, 2015 18:00
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That Kid posted:27 years and I have never had a girlfriend. I have had sex with nearly 100 women but 98.7% of them were prostitutes. My mother was crying and my dad just looked tired and disappointed. I couldn't think of any excuse or explanation. For a minute I was just wanted to say yeah I am a human being and I have been meeting and loving old white men since middle school, but I just kind of bowed my head and said I would join a dating site. gently caress life is funny sometimes. so assuming that you've had sex with one whole woman who was not a prostitute tell us about the other one fifth of a woman
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Oct 27, 2015 18:01
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wait wiat wait no don't
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KiteAuraan posted:Your parents are insane fuckers who put too much emphasis on sex and knocking people up, just like you. It's why you're a hosed up little troll-man who has major issues with women. HTH. It sounds like your mom really just wants a cute helpless creature she can coo over. Get her a dog or a cat instead
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