My parents asked me if I was gay today

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BigBoss: Jan 26, 2012; by Lowtax

I think it's pretty common for parents to ask their kids if they're gay now. My dad asked me if I was gay. I had been dating, and then living with my super hot model GF for a while when he asked me.

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SummerLove: Oct 28, 2015

That Kid posted:

27 years and I have never had a girlfriend. I have had sex with nearly 100 women but 98.7% of them were prostitutes.

I see no issue.

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Captain Yossarian: Feb 24, 2011; All new" Rings of Fire"

Xaris posted:

wait did i miss out on pics?

actually i dont want to see them because i also want to keep picturing him as a black midget beetlejuice forever

That picture posted earlier IS actually him. He has posted his picture in en before but I don't know how many regs ago that was lol

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scuba school sucks: Aug 30, 2012; The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

That Kid is white where it counts.

the penis

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Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Network Pesci posted:

That Kid is white where it counts.

the penis

Disappointed were you?

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polio king: Jun 19, 2004

I can't wait to tell my grand kids about the tales of jon pop

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numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

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numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

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JiveHonky: May 12, 2001; by zen death robot; Grimey Drawer

i like that this thread was about numberoneposter for a little while

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circ dick soleil: Sep 27, 2012; by zen death robot

BigBoss posted:

I think it's pretty common for parents to ask their kids if they're gay now. My dad asked me if I was gay. I had been dating, and then living with my super hot model GF for a while when he asked me.

congrats on becoming a hand model

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Smelly Bohemian: Aug 20, 2015; by Lowtax

circ dick soleil posted:

congrats on becoming a hand model

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Uncle Wemus: Mar 4, 2004

They should confront you about your wasteful spending

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BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

My biggest issue with Jon Pop is why does he spell his name Jon instead of John like a normal person?

I mean, all the woman hating, prostitute almost-loving, MRA, self-defeating, whinging I can handle, but for fucks sake man, spell your name properly!

# ? Oct 29, 2015 06:11