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WhyteRyce posted:Vivek is putting a drat robotic camera on wheels in the parking lot. I'm going to gently caress with that thing so much. Watch out! quote:Knightscope offers the only security solution capable of analyzing historical crime data, real-time on-site data, and social media feeds to generate truly valuable crime predictions. Our ADMs are an eye-catching physical presence that serve as front line guardians - autonomously protecting lives and property with an advanced array of sensor technologies.
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He should chase players who get their second T off the court, sirens blazing, yelling "DISPERSE" Boogie's team is maybe not the optimal choice for this.
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Oct 27, 2015 17:28
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Go Spurs. Go Hawks. Go basketball.
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Oct 27, 2015 17:29
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pylb posted:Watch out! stunning high definition video for evidence
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pylb posted:Watch out! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrXfh4hENKs
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Oct 27, 2015 17:31
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Capitalism is def not a meritocracy.
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Oct 27, 2015 17:32
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I would put the bot in a big cardboard box;
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Oct 27, 2015 17:35
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Huh, I thought you were a Sam Mitchell fan. You think Mitchell will drive Wiggins away? Wouldn't the Wolves just fire him if that were the case? Minnesota seems like a good place for a young buck like Wiggins to be. He's got a potential star big with Towns by his side, and Rubio slinging him passes. They should get another good pick this year and have the Sixers jealous as hell of their young rebuilding core
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I'm glad to see everyone so optimistic about the Bulls because I'm nervous as hell.
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 Hassan Whiteside had a historic season in a few respects, but one dimension was especially curious. He had one of the lowest assist rates ever, totaling six assists for the season even though he played over 1100 minutes. Few players in NBA history have even been close to his anemic assist rate, but those players were not as involved in the offense as he was2. You’ll note that in the graph below most players are to the left (i.e. below average) of the league average usage rate line. Whiteside had an above average usage rate, and he grabbed an obscene amount of offensive rebounds. He had the ball frequently in the half-court, and no one has ever matched his assist incompetence. If he doesn’t improve, people will catch onto his blinders-on routine and crowd him aggressively. http://nyloncalculus.com/2015/10/27/2015-16-nba-preview-miami-heat/
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Oct 27, 2015 17:40
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God Bless the National Basketball Association
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Dejan Bimble posted:Their defense might be quite a bit worse without Amir Johnson. Playing Patches Peterson and JV together could mean efficient offense and bad defense Amir's ankles were so hosed by the end of last year that I wouldn't be surprised if their defence nevertheless improves.
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Obama's going to be at the Bulls-Cavs game tonight, can't wait for him to buy a team and hang out at games all the time
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Rad Valtar posted:I'm glad to see everyone so optimistic about the Bulls because I'm nervous as hell. No Thibs no problems They still won't get out of the 2nd round, but they might be mostly alive.
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PantsFreeZone posted:No Thibs no problems It's basically my nerves will be shot thinking about who is getting injured next. If they stay healthy they could be really good (they wont).
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morestuff posted:Obama's going to be at the Bulls-Cavs game tonight, can't wait for him to buy a team and hang out at games all the time I'm going to buy the seat next to his on stubhub and fart in his loving face
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Rad Valtar posted:It's basically my nerves will be shot thinking about who is getting injured next. If they stay healthy they could be really good (they wont). I don't think the defense is going to work. Mirotic next to Gasol is like asking people to dunk on you. They might score 130 points a game though.
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Wow he successfully developed a several hundred thousand dollar robot to inefficiently mimic the employment of a low-wage security guard but with less flexibility then named it after the child molesting burglar from the Always Sunny In Philadelphia musical and yet his team still can't make the playoffs ???
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Dejan Bimble posted:I'm going to buy the seat next to his on stubhub and fart in his loving face Now thats what I call cool
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Oct 27, 2015 18:29
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The Sacramento Kings are owned and run by the Daleks from Dr. Who would explain a lot of their decision-making over the past year. Would also explain Stauskas!Stauskas!Stauskas! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2uFnQKlXK8
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Hand Knit posted:Should I expect anything other than the Raptors kinda ambling their way to a low seed and then losing in the first round of the playoffs? Depends on if they start slow and Casey gets fired or not.
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Oct 27, 2015 18:44
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carmelo with a 'gently caress new york' hot take that'll be blown out of proportion by the new york media/used as a soundbite https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3A0QRbk65k also, iman shumpert hates phil jackson
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Oct 27, 2015 18:46
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I know what he's trying to say but it's always funny to hear Bill Simmons relate an NBA opinion with "having played basketball my whole life"
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Fast Luck posted:I thought you were a Sam Mitchell fan. You think Mitchell will drive Wiggins away? I'm a fan of Mitchell coaching other peoples' teams. As a coach he has a deep history of antagonizing his players, in addition to being incompetent.
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EvanTH posted:Wow he successfully developed a several hundred thousand dollar robot to inefficiently mimic the employment of a low-wage security guard but with less flexibility then named it after the child molesting burglar from the Always Sunny In Philadelphia musical and yet his team still can't make the playoffs ??? I think it's silly but let's not pretend those low-wage security guards are anywhere near effective or vigilant
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http://www.awolfamongwolves.com/2015/10/a-moment-of-twitter-silence-for-flip-saunders/quote:The Plan
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Robots are loving stupid and I hope someone gives that over priced RC car the beating it deserves.
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Kibner posted:http://www.awolfamongwolves.com/2015/10/a-moment-of-twitter-silence-for-flip-saunders/ Is it in bad taste for me to call this really dumb? Because I think it's really dumb.
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IcePhoenix posted:Is it in bad taste for me to call this really dumb?  I have no real opinion on it, but it looked interesting enough to post.
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MourningView posted:Robots are loving stupid and I hope someone gives that over priced RC car the beating it deserves. I can't wait to see the Youtube video of MourningView having an MMA match with the Kings' Roomba.
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WhyteRyce posted:I think it's silly but let's not pretend those low-wage security guards are anywhere near effective or vigilant I think a dude sitting in a well-lit booth who can answer questions and has a phone is probably far more helpful and also a better deterrent than a roaming roomba. Plus you can give somebody a job. although I am very excited to see stunning high definition footage of that robot getting its rear end kicked IcePhoenix posted:Is it in bad taste for me to call this really dumb? without exception everything related to twitter is dumb
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straight up brolic posted:carmelo with a 'gently caress new york' hot take that'll be blown out of proportion by the new york media/used as a soundbite "gently caress new york (and most everybody in it)" is a big part of the NYC living experience and it's the first thing he's said that makes me respect him as a genuine resident. With that said I still plan to write a Meet The Knicks where I spend most of the time using occasionally deceptive stats to prove Melo Sucks and is the worst player in NBA history and I don't care how good his wife smells edit: at ~3 minutes of that video a dude hands him an electronic device to show him a picture and Melo starts scrolling through all the pictures which is like A#1 dickhead move what the poo poo EvanTH fucked around with this message at 19:19 on Oct 27, 2015 |
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PantsFreeZone posted:I can't wait to see the Youtube video of MourningView having an MMA match with the Kings' Roomba. First Round TKO after I kick it repeatedly right in its stupid face, which the Robot cannot do because it's a loving trash can looking legless bitch and its only defense mechanisms are screaming real loud like a coward and taking video so it can tattle to daddy later like a punk rear end. Punk rear end bitch robot. MourningView fucked around with this message at 19:29 on Oct 27, 2015 |
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Cool Buff Man posted:Mol G Bindhu's articles are the best http://www.movienewsguide.com/nba-trade-rumors-chicago-bulls-trading-derrick-rose-los-angeles-lakers-now/111630 Tell me this isn't a hoax.
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How the gently caress did that moron make enough money to own an NBA team when he's spending it all on bullshit like a roomba with a camera taped on top of it and Rudy Gay? Life is not fair.
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Come to Sacramento MV and we can piss on and beat that robot up together. Then you try to start a fight with Vivek and ask Vlade why Henderson wasn't given a chance.
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MourningView posted:How the gently caress did that moron make enough money to own an NBA team when he's spending it all on bullshit like a roomba with a camera taped on top of it and Rudy Gay? Life is not fair. gregc 8 minutes ago And if the Kings play as expected, the robot will be the starting power forward in a month. http://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2015/10/27/sacramento-kings-robot-knightman-vivek-ranadive
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He cut Marshall Henderson and has yet to re-sign Reggie Evans, he and I have serious beef.
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Kibner posted:
It was definitely interesting enough to post. How else could we make fun of it? See: Knightman
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