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ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
missing out on the visceral feeling of jamming you shower rod into the closet would be sorely missed though.

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ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

i dont wanan do butt stuff

me either

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

i dont wanan do butt stuff but i will accept a woman body if I HAVE TO

prudes, don't wear leggings I guess

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Ive seen the spiderman cosplays and I don't wanna be like those guy with the boners

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
if I'm wearing the slick leggings against my dick skin ill get the boner okay??

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
tuck

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
too much work

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
as a man, i have no rear end

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

if I'm wearing the slick leggings against my dick skin ill get the boner okay??

makes sense, I think some wear a cup you could try that

it's like a modern codpiece

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

if I'm wearing the slick leggings against my dick skin ill get the boner okay??

You could cut a hole around the crotch on the leggings and wear something else

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
For my daughter which I don't have a burqua for everyone else's daughter pasties and volleyball shorts

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

a bay posted:

You could cut a hole around the crotch on the leggings and wear something else

it's like assless chaps but reverse I like it

ballass
Jan 16, 2014

by XyloJW

Sheep-Goats posted:

For my daughter which I don't have a burqua for everyone else's daughter pasties and volleyball shorts

wolf-nuts is correct again

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Sheep-Goats posted:

For my daughter which I don't have a burqua for everyone else's daughter pasties and volleyball shorts

You understand red-blooded straight men very well. I commend you.

Bread Dragon
Apr 7, 2012
america would be a better place if everyone dressed like The Fly Girls or Zubaz weight lifting dudes. bright colors and hot bodies are Good Things.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
full sexuality now

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013

lmao men are their own worst enemies when it comes to this poo poo

"don't have sex with us or parade around in slutty clothes, we certainly can't have that!"

you ever wonder why people from the middle east keep trying to blow themselves sky high? because they can't get any pussy thanks to this kind of attitude

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
when I was a kid I thought people in tights back in Robin Hood times looked silly but now that we're doing it again it seems pretty cool, maybe just let people wear stuff

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
and maybe we can bring back those Robin Hood hats with the little feathers

Bread Dragon
Apr 7, 2012

Luvcow posted:

and maybe we can bring back those Robin Hood hats with the little feathers

yeah, and all those talking animals too

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Bread Dragon posted:

yeah, and all those talking animals too

yes

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

I'm a yankee doodle dandy

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

Blue Train posted:

I'm a yankee doodle dandy


Would, as long as he keeps the shoes and socks on.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Bringin back the ack in appliques!

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
contrary to what conservatives say, dressing slutty is cool and good

the sluttier the better I say

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

spacemang_spliff posted:

contrary to what conservatives say, dressing slutty is cool and good

the sluttier the better I say

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
Oh man I just now got the jokes about how leg warmers are hot lol

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Propaganda Hour posted:

Leggings are good and true and should become standard male attire also.

but only when paired with pumpkin pants and neck ruffs


mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
One time I went to Seattle and and everybody wore leggings. Girls, women, men, boys, tumblr genderqueers, grandpas, cats, dogs, mailboxes, hobos, you name it. There was a leggings dispenser at coffee shop. Seattle is weird.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
If they're hot, they should wear leggings if they want. If not, a burqa

remigious
May 13, 2009

Destruction comes inevitably :rip:

Hell Gem
I resisted the leggings trend for quite a while, but now I love them. I only wear them of my shirt is long enough to cover my booty, though.
Here in Portland there was a brief trend of men wearing leggings, that was loving awful.

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
I like to masturbate

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler
When you're sitting on the couch and your friend wearing leggings bends over 3 feet from your face :thumbsup:

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
I feel like cod pieces could be the next big thing

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

she's pretty punk rock tho, so can get away with dressing a little wacky, relative to her boring peers and their boring lives.

So wacky. Leggings are only second second on the list behind Uggs as basic white girl wear.

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax

ArtIsResistance posted:

I like to masturbate

Nice, do you do that with leggings

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Irradiation posted:

So wacky. Leggings are only second second on the list behind Uggs as basic white girl wear.

I will inform the people of Roxbury that they are appropriating white culture then...

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Propaganda Hour posted:

Leggings are good and true and should become standard male attire also.

Something like this, perhaps:

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Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Maoist Pussy posted:

Something like this, perhaps:



Hairy Tyler Moore

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