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starry skies above
Aug 23, 2015

by zen death robot
I just had a turkey sandwich on sliced bread and I didn't have mayo so I just used left-over hummus and it was even better than mayo

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Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
A sandwich without dukes mayonnaise aint poo poo

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

I feel like this wouldn't always work and you just got lucky op

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
naw if it's a dry meat like turkey you wanna put a lil mayo on there

shove me like you do
Dec 9, 2007

Real Neato

Fun Shoe
Depending on the sandwich pesto is a pretty boss substitute for mayo.

starry skies above
Aug 23, 2015

by zen death robot
I also like mayo. In fact just lately I've developed a preference for it to ketchup on french fries.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

starry skies above posted:

I also like mayo. In fact just lately I've developed a preference for it to ketchup on french fries.

thats a good use for ketchup

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Daedra posted:

A sandwich without dukes mayonnaise aint poo poo

"dukes" heh heh

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer
been doin that for a couple of years, op. It's much healthier for you too.

Modest Mauser
Oct 28, 2009

Mayonnaise is a loving vile substance anyway, glad you found a better alternative.

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
where i'm from, you don't wanna be caught buying or owning hummus.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Blue Train posted:

I feel like this wouldn't always work and you just got lucky op

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Hummus is good on sandwiches, but on a burger it's gotta be mayo.

babies havin rabies
Feb 24, 2006

Germstore posted:

Hummus is good on sandwiches, but on a burger it's gotta be mayo.

It tastes fine what are you talking about

starry skies above
Aug 23, 2015

by zen death robot
The Trader Joe's in my area have these delicious hummus varieties they sell for $3. The regular supermarket brands tend to be way more pricey.

Maybe it's ultimately cheaper to make your own though.

Roy
Sep 24, 2007
You can make vegan mayonnaise using chickpeas

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
use mustard you idiots

it's flavorful and has zero calories thanks to black magic

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Roy posted:

You can make vegan mayonnaise using chickpeas

Nah I'll just shoot myself instead

babies havin rabies
Feb 24, 2006

starry skies above posted:

The Trader Joe's in my area have these delicious hummus varieties they sell for $3. The regular supermarket brands tend to be way more pricey.

Maybe it's ultimately cheaper to make your own though.

it costs about $2 to make a pound of fresh plain hummus at home. $3 is kind of hard to argue with, but the supermarket stuff that costs $4 for like 6oz or whatever are a huge ripoff.

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

Modest Mauser posted:

Mayonnaise is a loving vile substance anyway, glad you found a better alternative.

oh my god oil and egg? disgusting

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

wow rude posted:

oh my god oil and egg? disgusting

:agreed:

superior condiments abound

Roy
Sep 24, 2007

wow rude posted:

egg? disgusting

It literally is chicken menses.

I mean I'll gobble that stuff down, but I can see why some people are put off

Modest Mauser
Oct 28, 2009

wow rude posted:

oh my god oil and egg? disgusting


"Oh my god, I love heaping globs of fatty and disgusting poo poo on top of my food"
-gbs

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot

wow rude posted:

oh my god oil and egg? disgusting

if only most mayo was just oil, egg and lemon juice whipped fine with a little salt to taste, if only


what the gently caress even is hydrogenated vegetable oil -- do they put water in it to increase mass, weight, or do they put hydrogen atoms into the structure to deter bacterial growth, or do they just whip it with hydrogen like in a whipped creme bottle??

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Sometimes you can like more than one thing at a time hth

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

huskarl_marx posted:

if only most mayo was just oil, egg and lemon juice whipped fine with a little salt to taste, if only


what the gently caress even is hydrogenated vegetable oil -- do they put water in it to increase mass, weight, or do they put hydrogen atoms into the structure to deter bacterial growth, or do they just whip it with hydrogen like in a whipped creme bottle??

lol you're literally the collective science facebook page follower in my feed who posts memes about "if I can't pronounce it it shouldn't be in my food"

lmao

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

lol you're literally the collective science facebook page follower in my feed who posts memes about "if I can't pronounce it it shouldn't be in my food"

lmao

and youre that guy snarking without information at someone asking a question

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

huskarl_marx posted:

and youre that guy snarking without information at someone asking a question

You're the dude who thinks hydrogenated oil is in mayo. It is not. Hydrogenation makes oil have a higher melting point and is therefore unsuitable.

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
There's no loving mercy here from the rowdy boys of GBS

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Germstore posted:

You're the dude who thinks hydrogenated oil is in mayo. It is not. Hydrogenation makes oil have a higher melting point and is therefore unsuitable.

:drat:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Beef Turret posted:

There's no loving mercy here from the rowdy boys of GBS

we are the rowdy trout now

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
did you know you could just not use mayo, you fat gently caress?

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

use mustard you idiots

it's flavorful and has zero calories thanks to black magic

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

mustard and mayo do not serve the same purpose

put a thin layer of mayo on an otherwise dry sandwich

put mustard on for mustard flavor and/or to add heat

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
yeah alright mr michelin star fat gently caress

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

like I'm not putting mustard on a sandwich with turkey and tomato

e: nah skinny as gently caress

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i mean just don't eat lovely turkey lol it doesn't have to be dry

and if you gots a tomato then what do you need more juiciness for? :cmon:


if you're pro you'll do avocado + turkey

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

hummus be really bored

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

turkey tomato black pepper mayo owns sorry

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

naw if it's a dry meat like turkey you wanna put a lil mayo on there

What the gently caress are you doing to your turkey to make it dry?

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Modest Mauser
Oct 28, 2009

Lolie posted:

What the gently caress are you doing to your turkey to make it dry?


Overcooking it or buying lovely turkey, like basically every single person whose turkey I have ever eaten besides my own.
Why do people find it such a colossal chore to not overcook bird ??

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