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Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Lots of us have little free time but lots of us have lots! Want to know what has happened in the last 2000 posts in the library thread? Want to get the lowdown on the gbs incest thread? Thats where this thread comes in!

Post a request itt and hopefully some total loser will tell you what is going on in a thread you dont want to read. This is goonerocity at its best. Lets do this gbs!

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Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Yeah I need a summary of the last 1500 posts of the library thread broken down into a paragraph please.

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002
kill you're self op
edit: thanks in advance

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Can we get someone to 'pay it forward' itt and give us some summaries?

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

can you give me a summary on the following threads op thanks and god bless


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Gary Oldman blows in Star Citizen
Pages: 12345
Palpek 181 10681
02:29 Oct 28, 2015
circ dick soleil

X119
I live at the library (and you can, too!)
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Centripetal Horse 1678 146283
02:23 Oct 28, 2015
Chairchucker

[CYOA] Let's Play - Void Racers
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Gilganixon 1369 44819
23:15 Oct 27, 2015
Poland Spring

X1011
dr dogballs draws celebrity portraits/caricatures
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Doctor Dogballs 1050 112743
21:00 Oct 27, 2015
goose fleet

X9
POST IN THIS THREAD TO BE BANNED!!!
Lowtax 39 17550
08:34 Oct 27, 2015
Dragonshirt

X
The rules are coming back, so fucken READ EM!
Lowtax 1 14895
15:22 Oct 26, 2015
Lowtax

X
Rules for GBS
Ralp 4 42094
20:20 Jul 2, 2015
Butt Wizard

I think the letter 'R' should be promoted to vowel
Pages: 12
proof of concept 56 726
02:29 Oct 28, 2015
Dick Fagballzson

Something Summarised: Goons Helping Goons
Isaac 2 4
02:29 Oct 28, 2015
Shadow

X1840
#SWOLEception2015, it's inflamed tendons all the way down
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Helios Grime 1879 55776
02:27 Oct 28, 2015
Say Nothing

X343
MGTOW is the answer
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starry skies above 382 7973
02:27 Oct 28, 2015
The Saurus

what's the most ultraviolent gangsterest raps these days?
Pages: 123
bobthedinosaur 94 1019
02:26 Oct 28, 2015
FIRST TIME

X369
Shadow Over Vegas: White Trash Mom Sacrificed for Nugs
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gently caress da Mods 2067 131729
02:25 Oct 28, 2015
Lutha Mahtin

Mythbusters final season is upon us
Pages: 1234567
jlechem 255 11952
02:23 Oct 28, 2015
Al Borland

In "The Departed", why isn't it obvious Leo is the Rat?
Pages: 12
Professor Shark 50 992
02:23 Oct 28, 2015
Jimbone Tallshanks

Star Trek: This one is about drinkin' kanar with Damar and Gull Dukat
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shadow puppet of a 2387 82931
02:22 Oct 28, 2015
bobthedinosaur

Disturbing Video Shows School Cop Body Slam and Drag a Black
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a bay 491 9071
02:20 Oct 28, 2015
Al Borland

X6796
uk thread mkxvii: dont tell fraction about the goonmeet
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Bobby Deluxe 6835 103005
02:20 Oct 28, 2015
Fingerless Gloves

Apply to work for my new company ITT
Pages: 12
somuch_gravy 78 1303
02:18 Oct 28, 2015
Isaac

is muse ever going to be good again?
Pages: 12
Ryoshi 41 501
02:17 Oct 28, 2015
Dr. Lariat

One thousand years ago, superstition and the sword ruled.
Pages: 12
starry skies above 71 1413
02:13 Oct 28, 2015
starry skies above

X1725
Lightning II never strikes the same place twice
Pages: 1234567... Last
Shadeoses 2389 136984
02:11 Oct 28, 2015
hooman

X2719
Millennial.jpg
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Prorat 3195 403241
02:10 Oct 28, 2015
The Puppet Master

X63
It's winter; What's your Thermostat set at? The dadliest thread in GBS
Pages: 12
VendaGoat 69 816
02:10 Oct 28, 2015
Lamebot

Who is the scariest person you've ever met?
Pages: 123
LadyAmbien 107 4043
02:08 Oct 28, 2015
Fasdar

X267
what is 'mansplaining'
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gameFAQsspinoffETI 306 7198
02:06 Oct 28, 2015
circ dick soleil

X12
Every time i go to the supermarket i see my high school bullies.
Pages: 12
Isaac 44 1013
02:06 Oct 28, 2015
Isaac

Oh great some mentally ill off their rocker guys are ringing my bell
The Taint Reaper 39 614
02:05 Oct 28, 2015
The Taint Reaper

X1194
Sardine thread
Pages: 1234567... Last
FaradayCage 2853 125130
02:04 Oct 28, 2015
ChrisHansen

Rules to live by
Pages: 123
prinneh 89 842
02:01 Oct 28, 2015
monkey

X1740
Revenge of the GBS Youtube thread!
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Captain Invictus 14993 2745797
02:00 Oct 28, 2015
mind the walrus

What is the Midwest? Post your photos here.
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Lowtax 624 30911
01:58 Oct 28, 2015
Infidel Castro

Did you know that on sandwiches instead of mayonnaise you can use hummus?
Pages: 12
starry skies above 63 819
01:56 Oct 28, 2015
circ dick soleil

You use your key to get into the office on a Saturday to pick up something
Sheep-Goats 10 265
01:46 Oct 28, 2015
Jellidelic

X365
Feminist swallows the Red Pill!!
Pages: 1234567... Last
That Kid 447 10870
01:45 Oct 28, 2015
Simian_Prime

is bringing back the rules really gonna change things in GBS
Pages: 12
Mumpy Puffinz 76 1177
01:45 Oct 28, 2015
Hashtag GBS

X58
Hobby Lobby Lied and Feds Are Involved
Pages: 123
Mr Ice Cream Glove 97 3242
01:44 Oct 28, 2015
Sierra Nevadan

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china.jpg
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Nostalgia4Infinity 15111 1849881
01:44 Oct 28, 2015
SmokaDustbowl

Doctors Without Bodies
Pages: 1234567
MVP 270 6843
01:42 Oct 28, 2015
Tezzor

the best argument for gun control is gun advocates
Pages: 123456
Tezzor 223 3522
01:32 Oct 28, 2015
Tezzor
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Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
^^^^^^^

Someone help a goon out

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005

Vorik posted:


In "The Departed", why isn't it obvious Leo is the Rat?
Pages: 12
Professor Shark 50 992
02:23 Oct 28, 2015
Jimbone Tallshanks



Summary: Not a single person in the thread has seen the movie but they all have opinions on it

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Poland Spring posted:

Summary: Not a single person in the thread has seen the movie but they all have opinions on it

Now heres a helpful soul. Lets keep it going!

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Can a goon tell me whats happening in the 48 pages of swoleinception because there is no way im reading that thread

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
I'm too hot to sleep with socks on but it's too cold to sleep with socks off. Help me goons :(

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

circ dick soleil posted:

I'm too hot to sleep with socks on but it's too cold to sleep with socks off. Help me goons :(

Its a bit off-topic but im here to help. Try eating lots of downers or booze.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

Isaac posted:

Its a bit off-topic but im here to help. Try eating lots of downers or booze.

Okay thanks I'll try both.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

circ dick soleil posted:

Okay thanks I'll try both.

Thats what im doing right now my man i can tell you for sure i do not even know/care the temperature of my feet.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i looked at the china.jpg thread but theres no pictures? mods?

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Enfield posted:

i looked at the china.jpg thread but theres no pictures? mods?

Yeah i agree. Mods????

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
The downwell thread is about a game involving combos.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

circ dick soleil posted:

I'm too hot to sleep with socks on but it's too cold to sleep with socks off. Help me goons :(

sleep with one sock on and one sock off.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

Al Borland posted:

sleep with one sock on and one sock off.

danm ia sdhouldsev thought of tahtbefore i toko lal those pilsl :ngeative;

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
If someone could catch me up on the "I live in the Library" thread that would be great. I stopped reading when he started making GBS threads blood and refused to get help for it lmao

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

circ dick soleil posted:

danm ia sdhouldsev thought of tahtbefore i toko lal those pilsl :ngeative;

:madmax:

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

circ dick soleil posted:

danm ia sdhouldsev thought of tahtbefore i toko lal those pilsl :ngeative;

were you having a seizure while typing that?

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
can someone please summarise what is happening in this thread

lilljonas
May 6, 2007

We got crabs? We got crabs!

Jukeboxblues posted:

If someone could catch me up on the "I live in the Library" thread that would be great. I stopped reading when he started making GBS threads blood and refused to get help for it lmao

Then you read far longer than me. Please, anyone, what is that thread about and why has it been stickied so long? He's homeless and ate some bad hot dogs, I got that part.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

lilljonas posted:

Then you read far longer than me. Please, anyone, what is that thread about and why has it been stickied so long? He's homeless and ate some bad hot dogs, I got that part.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Thats not what i meant to post but i dont remember what i was goinf to post. Awful app must have lost my draft.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
60 page star trek Thread. What the hell are they talking about in there?

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Isaac posted:

60 page star trek Thread. What the hell are they talking about in there?

Didn't read it but I'd wager Aatrek

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Al Borland posted:

Didn't read it but I'd wager Aatrek


If hes in the star trek thread. Then which mod are they talking about in the incest thread?

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

RideTheSpiral posted:

can someone please summarise what is happening in this thread

Many questions, not many answers!! :(

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Jukeboxblues posted:

Many questions, not many answers!! :(

You could be a little more proactive. Read whatever cyoa void racers is and report back.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I just chewed through 14 star citzen threads and its a sequel to the Nintendo advance game wing commander

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I read the thermostat thread. Its about the temperature you like and how much you hate your roommate.

Its about 5 celcius right now. I post outside.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

what does poz my neg rear end or whatever actually mean

explain pls

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
lol if you read literally any of these gay rear end massive boring threads IMO

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005
Millenial.jpg is full of young people pretending to be old people and old people pretending to be young people yelling at each other about how old and young they are.

Also youtube videos and pictures of idiots doing idiot things as is tradition

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
So far the summary thread doesn't have many summaries.

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

Poland Spring posted:

Millenial.jpg is full of young people pretending to be old people and old people pretending to be young people yelling at each other about how old and young they are.

Also youtube videos and pictures of idiots doing idiot things as is tradition

my summary of this post: lmao

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Enfield posted:

i looked at the china.jpg thread but theres no pictures? mods?

you can't see them unless you know the right incantation

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005
China.jpg summary:

Help I live in china and there's poo poo and piss everywhere but the food is good. Here's some pictures of food/traffic accidents/buildings. no why

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Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Son of Rodney posted:

what does poz my neg rear end or whatever actually mean

explain pls

Its about gay 'bugcatchers' who want to get HIV positive

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