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Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
i wish these things still happened. not because id go to one but they generate a lot of hilarious content

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Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

Casimir Radon posted:

SA has become a hate group that hates itself.

SA always was a hate group that hates itself.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
My house.
8 o clock
There's gonna be food
And girls
And more food
AND MIKE JURUDO IS COMING

Bacontotem
May 27, 2010



Last goonmeet I went to resulted in lowtax getting his butt molested by a friend and a few drunk goons/goonettes.

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
I don't like Something Awful forums poster Applewhite. I think he is dishonest.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

ChairmanMeow posted:

I've met a half dozen goons. They all had jobs and so's and low bmi's

http://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=43

check this forum out OP

Yeah I know about it but I actually wanted responses.

Trees and Squids posted:

i often have small panic attacks just when i hit the 'submit reply' button so my doctor says no cons for me :(

Thank you for being brave enough to post this. I appreciate what a hardship it must have been.


SHISHKABOB posted:

I don't like Something Awful forums poster Applewhite. I think he is dishonest.

Say Whaaat?

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Applewhite posted:

Say Whaaat?

I think the burden of proof is on you to tell us why you aren't dishonest. :colbert:

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
i would say i was going to a west coast goonmeet and then not show up.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

OctoberBlues posted:

I think the burden of proof is on you to tell us why you aren't dishonest. :colbert:

Well I am dishonest on occasion, but I don't know what would lead Shishkabob to say so.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Tenzarin posted:

Last one had a chlorine gas leak

Wasn't a gas leak someone threw a bottle in the stairwell if you're talking about what I think you're talking about.

Asclepius Hot Rod
Apr 5, 2009
One time I said something mean about Applewhite, but over time I've changed my mind and would gladly meet xer at a comicon.

Lets set this up.

Make it happen, cap'n.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Applewhite post pictures of your sister

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
i wanna do body shots off a curvy goonette who is down???

wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord
in like 2008 some goon girl looked me up on that goon map that used to be around and asked if i wanted to take mushrooms with her and her friends one weekend

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

carrion kit posted:

in like 2008 some goon girl looked me up on that goon map that used to be around and asked if i wanted to take mushrooms with her and her friends one weekend

and?

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

Windows 98 posted:

My house.
8 o clock
There's gonna be food
And girls
And more food
AND MIKE JURUDO IS COMING

NO WAY

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
i'm all the people in that one picture where a bunch of goons are sitting in the same room, all on their laptops

wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord

i took myself off the goon map

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
to answer your question applewhite it's going to be at Legend of Asia in Blue Springs in five minutes

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3748866&pagenumber=1#post452040127

you all better hustle

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
Totally down for a Texas Gooncon!!!

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

carrion kit posted:

in like 2008 some goon girl looked me up on that goon map that used to be around and asked if i wanted to take mushrooms with her and her friends one weekend

was that the same as the website where goons posted selfies or different?

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
I'll can consider getting hotel conference room off the freeway in between American Fork and Lehi, Utah. We can play video games on a projector and i'll bring pork rinds. We can twitch playing FEAR since its halloween this week.

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
Misread title as gooncorn. Now I miss that sweet, sweet gooncorn.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
poo poo we're all at Casa de Lowtax right now did you not get an invite?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

carrion kit posted:

i took myself off the goon map

sensible but anti-climatic end to the story

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Hell Yeah posted:

gooncon is happening right now inside your mind

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




A bunch of us do a 54-hour trivia marathon every year. That's the closest thing to a gooncon I've experienced.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
instead of meeting up at someone's house we should see a movie or have dinner somewhere so we can heatedly argue about minutia and piss everyone around us off.

Vulture Culture
Jul 14, 2003

I was never enjoying it. I only eat it for the nutrients.
still have fond memories of all of the 2005 gooncon attendees blatantly violating the omni royal orleans' "no outside alcohol at the pool bar" rule as we literally had bottles of liquor in the pool floating past swimming children

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

carrion kit posted:

i took myself off the goon map

she probably wanted to gangbang you with her other goony friends.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Im hosting one in the centre of australia in the hottest part of the desert. Tomorrow. Come one come all!

wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord

Al Borland posted:

she probably wanted to gangbang you with her other goony friends.

if i recall correctly she was like 15 or 16 and i was 23 at the time

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I think ive met 2 goons irl. One because he was saying something that id read on TCC like the day before and questioned him about it. We never talked about it again.

The other was the most annoying human in existence and I was ashamed to be a goon.

One lived in the same town as me and we played the same online game but he was like 20 years older than me and in a kind of creepy way kept offering for me to come drink at his house with him and his wife.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
I heard Dianna Troi is a oval office

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

ill host ;)

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

carrion kit posted:

if i recall correctly she was like 15 or 16 and i was 23 at the time

Oh god... That's even worse. They probably were gonna tie you up and cut you repeatedly till you bleed out.

I know several goons IRL all good fellows they stay away from GBS tho.

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starry skies above
Aug 23, 2015

by zen death robot

Applewhite posted:

I've been here for over a year and I haven't run into a single other goon in person unless you count my sister but she never posts.
I'd settle for meeting a few goons in the context of a larger venue.
Is anyone planning on going to the Richmond, VA comicon on Nov 21? Dianna Troi is gonna be there.

I might go, didn't even know this event existed.

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