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drunkelberger
Jun 8, 2014
Mine is " the seated sleeper". Its pretty easy, all you gotta do is :

1. Get off of work
2. Buy some 80 proof booze
3. Take a double shot of booze and chase it with a nip of diet coke
4. Do step 3 like six or 10 times
5. fall asleep sitting straight up in your gosh darn computer chair.
6. youre doing the seated sleeper as we speak

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Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

liquid thread ban op

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I only drink the sludge, which is better than your drink OP :sludgepal:

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

I thought it said "movie."

ColtMcAsskick
Nov 7, 2010
The 'get a beer at half time' is an all time favourite.

All you need to do is get a beer and watch one half of the sport game, then get up during half time to get another one.

The kicker is you can get up whenever there is a break in play to grab another one. So if you're a pathetic alcoholic you'll be able to drink to your hearts content. Though in this case it cannot be called the 'get a beer at half time'

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


buttchuggin' a case of tequizas i bought on ebay

not even at a party or anything just alone

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
:barf:

drunkelberger
Jun 8, 2014

ColtMcAsskick posted:

The 'get a beer at half time' is an all time favourite.

All you need to do is get a beer and watch one half of the sport game, then get up during half time to get another one.

The kicker is you can get up whenever there is a break in play to grab another one. So if you're a pathetic alcoholic you'll be able to drink to your hearts content. Though in this case it cannot be called the 'get a beer at half time'

My friend, if im reading this correctly, you drink 2 regulation drinks during a whole football game? they last like 4 hours bro. I drink 2 regulation drinks on my 8 minute commute home. my cat is named boy cat

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Beerfest was pretty funny

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.
My move is a shot of something and a lite beer. then repeat that until I'm told to leave. then drive to the next bar

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

I.C. posted:

I thought it said "movie."

same here


mine is Hard Boiled; take a drink for everyone who dies on-screen

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
My favorite is called the "alcoholic snob"

1. Get served a drink. Either at a party, a restaurant or a friends house.
2. Hold up a finger telling them to wait a minute
3. Swirl the drink and hold it up to the light
4. Sniff the drink with one nostril
5. Chug the entire loving drink in one pull
6. Make a sour face, hand the glass back to the server while shaking your head. Loudly proclaim, "undrinkable!"

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
👆

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





put drink in container and put liquid in mouth and forget my problems

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

My favorite drinking move is the Slam (let the boys be boys).

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
bong hit
shot
chug beer
then exhale

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

drunkelberger posted:

Mine is " the seated sleeper". Its pretty easy, all you gotta do is :

1. Get off of work
2. Buy some 80 proof booze
3. Take a double shot of booze and chase it with a nip of diet coke
4. Do step 3 like six or 10 times
5. fall asleep sitting straight up in your gosh darn computer chair.
6. youre doing the seated sleeper as we speak

welcome to my life

Ill Peripheral
Jun 29, 2008
Either "drink a beer in the shower" or "fix a drink for the car ride"

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
the first morning beer is always the best

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Bunch of amateurs in here. The old Numb and Fun:

1. Take a percocet
2. Drink whiskey neat for two hours
3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 until out of percocet or booze.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
Favorite movie:

The Crying Game

Favorite move:

The Crying Game

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

battle royale

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

extra stout posted:

Favorite movie:

The Crying Game

Favorite move:

The Crying Game

tickle daddy
Oct 16, 2015

by Lowtax
Drink shot.

Repeat until you have a personality

drunkelberger
Jun 8, 2014

Drunk Nerds posted:

My favorite is called the "alcoholic snob"

1. Get served a drink. Either at a party, a restaurant or a friends house.
2. Hold up a finger telling them to wait a minute
3. Swirl the drink and hold it up to the light
4. Sniff the drink with one nostril
5. Chug the entire loving drink in one pull
6. Make a sour face, hand the glass back to the server while shaking your head. Loudly proclaim, "undrinkable!"

I like this one a lot. Kinda reminds me of the ole "half n' half" trick. Order a mixed drink and a shot, chug half the drink, take the shot, chug the other half.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



poo poo on the floor

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

The Goatfather posted:

poo poo on the floor

OOOOOOoooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah gotta get Schwifty

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

That move where you don't drink all too often, so you just kind of sip at your drink and make a face because you don't particularly enjoy the taste, and then you just kind of hold your breath and slam the whole thing and pretend you're having a good time. Repeat until you can't notice the taste of future drinks.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
the Tombstone

just like the movie every time you do anything it requires a shot of whiskey

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
"Drink a beer"

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012


Pro, but with the addition of "Drink Another Beer" after your beer runs out

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
I like the good old fashioned guzzle and chuck.

Take a 750 ml bottle of vodka and guzzle it then vomit once you can't hold it in anymore.

EDIT: In some regions this is known as a chug and chuck.

Demonachizer fucked around with this message at 16:13 on Oct 29, 2015

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Oh poo poo is he gonna!.....

HE IS! GOddammit JR he's DOIN' it!!!!!

masterful

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Advanced Beer Moves: Two Beers, one in each hand!

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Professor Shark posted:

Advanced Beer Moves: Two Beers, one in each hand!

Wow! :eyepop:

turbomoose
Nov 29, 2008
Playing the banjo can be a relaxing activity and create lifelong friendships!
\
:backtowork:
Deep Blue Sea is a great drinking movie

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

drop a glass while drunk and spend the next three months picking small pieces of it out of my feet

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Professor Shark posted:

Advanced Beer Moves: Two Beers, one in each hand!

master this and you are ready for the Frat Stack: 4 beers, two in each hand

Boko Haram
Dec 22, 2008

I always do diet coke and captain morgan, glad to see somebody else does diet coke too :)

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Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

drunkelberger posted:

My friend, if im reading this correctly, you drink 2 regulation drinks during a whole football game? they last like 4 hours bro. I drink 2 regulation drinks on my 8 minute commute home. my cat is named boy cat

that's cool. GBS rules now require you to post at least one (1) picture of your cat. don't try to post a cat that isn't "boy cat" as this is called "lying" and will result in punishment of your privileges

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