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my favorite drinking move is the drawer dodge. the bottom drawer of my desk at work is pretty tall and has a bottle of whiskey in it. i lower a cup into the drawer, pour some booze into the cup, then raise the cup. no one is aware. drinking at work owns. bad commute? people bustin' your nuts on the early? a nip in the morning take the edge clean off and makes everything just fine, thank you.
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:that's cool. GBS rules now require you to post at least one (1) picture of your cat. don't try to post a cat that isn't "boy cat" as this is called "lying" and will result in punishment of your privileges what a strange rule. is this some bullshit lowtax came up with? just gonna play it safe and show you boy cat and his morbidly obese sister girl cat. they hang out with me when i am in my cups because they know thats when the getting is good. speaking of its time to start working on my move 
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Oct 29, 2015 21:38
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When you barf in the john and then you get up and turn around to wash your face in the sink, but before you stop at the sink you realize that you have to barf some more and without coming to a stop you continue around in a complete cirle and barf in the john again. I call this the "360 Dinner Flip". Also you can't drink until you puke and then drink some more without first drinking until you puke.
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Oct 29, 2015 21:46
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my favorite move is drinking, drinking till you feel good. and then you keep going... forever
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Oct 29, 2015 21:53
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I only drink around magicians so I occasionally have an opportunity to do a double-take, look down at my flask, then toss it over my shoulder.
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Oct 29, 2015 22:04
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I quit drinking so much, but mine used to be.... "The bathroom break" 1. Drink heavily 2. Go to bathroom to be sick in the great white telephone 3. While still being sick, realise you have to take a poo poo 4. Remove all clothing between bouts of sick 5. Sit naked on the toilet and poo poo, lazily parting your knees to be sick between them 6. Repeat until you fall asleep 7. Fall off the toilet at some point 8. Wake up covered in sick with a stinky arse, spooning the toilet and using a bath mat as a duvet Bonus points for doing it other places than your own home. I've done this move on boats, in small summerhouses with only one bathroom, at a local pub and even at the Ritz. Props if you remember to turn on floorheating, but you won't while pulling this move.
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Oct 29, 2015 22:16
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I call my move "The Sledgehammer" It is devastating, but dangerous and not recommended for beginners.
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Oct 29, 2015 22:20
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prinneh posted:I quit drinking so much, but mine used to be.... "The bathroom break" drat lol thats pretty good friend! I came close to this one years ago when the toilet in my bathroom was in like its own closet in the bathroom. any how, became very drunk and do not remember the ride home ( IN A TAXI CAB) but i woke up halfway out the toilet closet butt naked with sick all over the toilet and closet and then i made pee whilst i slept. no hang over though
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Oct 29, 2015 22:43
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RennZero posted:I call my move "The Sledgehammer" what happens if you gently caress it up
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Oct 29, 2015 22:51
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Have two or three drinks, loosen up, talk to people and have a good time.
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Oct 29, 2015 22:59
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open bottle of whiskey, drink the whiskey
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Oct 29, 2015 23:14
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open bottle of vodka pour vodka on rose bush insert vodka bottle into anus eat rose bush
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Oct 29, 2015 23:25
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i liek to hug-chug i also like butt chuging i also like to do kegels while i drink
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Oct 29, 2015 23:26
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These are pretty impressive moves guys. Gonna try some of these when I hit the bar Saturday night for my birthday.
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Oct 29, 2015 23:31
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Time Machine: -Xanax -3 or 4 beers -Bong rip Instantly jump ten hours forward in time! Caution, while you're in the time machine some mysterious person will always enter your house, play some Xbox, by you random poo poo online, and try to cook pasta or something and leave a real mess in your kitchen. They're always gone when you arrive though! One day I'll catch the bastard!
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Oct 30, 2015 00:10
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i feel like im getting a cold so im going to drink a bunch of whiskey with nyquil back and pass out by 730
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Oct 30, 2015 00:16
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finishing a beer and then opening another beer that looks exactly the same as the previous beer if you looked away you would never know i opened a new beer its pretty nuts
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Oct 30, 2015 00:39
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Drinking the last beer w the six pack rings still attached
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Oct 30, 2015 00:40
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wow im off work in 15 minutes this thread is getting me PUMPED UP!!!!
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Oct 30, 2015 00:43
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numberoneposter posted:wow im off work in 15 minutes this thread is getting me PUMPED UP!!!! Whatcha gonna drink??
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Oct 30, 2015 00:44
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:Whatcha gonna drink?? and just in case 2 tall cans of cider for reinforcements napoleon always said never go into battle with reinforcements
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Oct 30, 2015 00:47
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numberoneposter posted:6 tall cans of PBR!!! God bless
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Oct 30, 2015 00:48
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1. Buy bottle of wine 2a. Pour a glass for yourself 2b. Pour glass for girlfriend 3. You and girlfriend drink 4. Girlfriend does not want a second glass 5. Finish bottle yourself.
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Oct 30, 2015 00:48
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im going to drink and play this realistic rally car simulator while chugging beers and playing thrash metal until i start crashing into trees
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Oct 30, 2015 00:50
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nice im trying to play diablo 3 and its not going too good I have had 4 and a half hours to warm up for my signature move and i feel like the sand man is coming any minute now
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Oct 30, 2015 01:25
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drunkelberger posted:nice im trying to play diablo 3 and its not going too good I have had 4 and a half hours to warm up for my signature move and i feel like the sand man is coming any minute now
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Oct 30, 2015 02:02
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ur not supposed to vomit, its a waste of alcohol and bad for your teeth also
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Oct 31, 2015 11:16
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My favourite move is drinking outside near old trenches so when you inevitably stumble into one, you can claim you were just pretending to duck from a Soviet warplane. And then take a nap amidst the stinging nettles growing at the bottom.
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Nov 13, 2015 20:59
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It's nature's way of saying: "welcome, but don't stay for too long."
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Nov 13, 2015 20:59
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I like pouring 3oz bourbon, a dash of bitters and juicing half a small lime over ice, then adding ginger ale and bringing it up to my mouth to sip
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Nov 13, 2015 21:00
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Cup full of ice Fill cup 1/4 full of lovely whiskey Add 2/4 caffeine free Diet Coke Consume and refill until I can no longer take corners in forza.
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Nov 13, 2015 21:14
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mine's the one where my dad never comes back home and mom's crying in her room with another man
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Nov 13, 2015 21:17
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When I pass out fully dressed, so when I wake up I'm ready to go.
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Nov 13, 2015 21:21
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hey guys - but let's get real here. we've all seen the dangers of alcohol addiction and the harm it can bring. sure, you might be having a blast passing out in your chair with vomit down your front today, but years from now something bad might happen it really is true what matthew broderick said - the only winning move is not to play *drinks*
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Nov 13, 2015 21:46
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3 hours until drinking time
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Nov 13, 2015 22:24
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numberoneposter posted:3 hours until drinking time Why wait?
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Nov 13, 2015 22:34
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Allgrain brewday, ferment, bottle, drink
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Nov 13, 2015 22:38
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the ol mumble and stumble, forllowed by the ol bob and weave, followed by the ol sack o potatoes
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Nov 13, 2015 23:07
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oh yeah and the ol "foghorn leghorn"
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Nov 13, 2015 23:11
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My favorite drinking move is to take a shot of rum and chase it with beer. Then drink more beer
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