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This is for fellow productive fags to chit-chat while on conference call. itt we post while we are on conference call. make sure to leave your iPhone on mute!!! and make sure you're not screen-sharing LOL   Currently on my call people are talking like idiots about retard poo poo and im chimin' in here/n/there sounding like a cool-turd
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play that spanish speaking from the 6th sense like super quiet so no one can hear it but its on there and it might be ghosts
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Oct 29, 2015 15:01
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Loving the audio fidelity on these Spyder brand speakephones!
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Oct 29, 2015 15:02
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*Dials in a phone sex line* Hey baby, I need you to talk dirty while we act like business men, its a fetish we have,k? *patches it in to the conference call*
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Oct 29, 2015 15:05
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was about to make this thread. in a conference call right now and wondering how i should kill myself
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Oct 29, 2015 15:07
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To whoever has the open mic please mute you're creating a lot of feedback. *meeting stalled for 15 minutes because some baby boomer from accounting dialed in from two phones and put them next to each other and then went to take a dump*
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Oct 29, 2015 15:07
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Hi, I'm sorry about joining the conference 45 minutes late, can you guys spend twenty minutes catching me up on what we've covered so far?
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Oct 29, 2015 15:08
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Trees and Squids posted:was about to make this thread. in a conference call right now and wondering how i should kill myself Eat a bunch of uncooked rice so it swells inside you and bursts your stomach.
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Oct 29, 2015 15:08
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I can never understand what the people on the other end are even saying. My only contribution is the vocal equivalent of smiling and nodding
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Oct 29, 2015 15:09
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gizmojumpjet posted:Hi, I'm sorry about joining the conference 45 minutes late, can you guys spend twenty minutes catching me up on what we've covered so far?
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Oct 29, 2015 15:11
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Applewhite posted:Eat a bunch of uncooked rice so it swells inside you and bursts your stomach. i dont have any rice all i have is some hot coffee and a microphone
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Oct 29, 2015 15:11
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I'm generally brought in to conference calls, not to add anything. But just so they can watch how angry I become as a kind of canary in the coal mine. If I loose my mind than its definetly a good project and full steam ahead!
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Oct 29, 2015 15:13
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my boss keeps frenetically moving the microphone and hitting the mute button and not understanding why the other people can't hear her
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Oct 29, 2015 15:14
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hey guys anyone mind if I interrupt this $600/hour consultant repeatedly? no? great thx then let's call that other guy, the one who takes longer to give basic status reports than it does for me to explain quantum entanglement, love that guy!
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Oct 29, 2015 15:16
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I'm going to sit on the table itself and lean over the phone and everyone around it as a kind of alpha intimidation thing
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Oct 29, 2015 15:17
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Oct 29, 2015 15:20
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*blinker and various other road noise playing in background the whole time* *dog barking/baby crying in background the whole time*
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Oct 29, 2015 15:20
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*Joins call, still think I have to put in some code* *Beep boop boop beep booop boop beep!*
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Oct 29, 2015 15:22
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*shares screen* *frantically closes facebook tabs*
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Oct 29, 2015 15:23
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did someone just join or was that a drop? *spends 5 minutes discussing the drop vs. join tone*
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Oct 29, 2015 15:23
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agreed. we need to synergize the ramp up with the onboarding. very good, sir. very, very good. and may i say, have you lost weight?
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Oct 29, 2015 15:24
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Hey I just e-mailed everyone a 62 page powerpoint. If everyone could open that up I'm going to slowly read all the text to you verbatim page by page for the next 2 hours.
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Oct 29, 2015 15:24
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*shares screen* *outlook notification from amazon saying your impotency pills and extra small condoms have just shipped pops up*
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Oct 29, 2015 15:24
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*first 2 people on conference call* *WEATHER CHAT*
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Oct 29, 2015 15:24
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thathonkey posted:Hello, who just joined? *obvious beeps of people joining* Hello, who just joined? *silence*
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Oct 29, 2015 15:25
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*AUTOMATED VOICE INTERRUPTS EVERYONE* [obert Murben] FROM [Amalgamated Dynam] HAS JOINED THE CALL.
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Oct 29, 2015 15:25
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*mutes microphone* *talks mad poo poo about group on other end of conference call*
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Oct 29, 2015 15:26
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I'm sitting at my desk with the phone on speaker, but I'm holding it in my hand a few inches from my mouth.
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Oct 29, 2015 15:26
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physeter posted:*first 2 people on conference call* Jets are gonna blow it again this year.
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Oct 29, 2015 15:26
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*on mute* *doing something entirely different* *hears name* I err... yes! I agree that's the direction we should take.
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Oct 29, 2015 15:27
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Could you repeat the question, I was talking about feminism in gaming on the something awful forums
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Oct 29, 2015 15:28
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"I'm getting a lot of background noise, can everyone go on mute?" "Still a lot of noise. Everyone on mute please." "who's not on mute?" *continues with call anyway with 90db paper rustling in background the whole time*
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Oct 29, 2015 15:28
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i'm the person with the terrible cell reception who ruins the call for every single participant and refuses to mute when i am not talking 
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Oct 29, 2015 15:30
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*asks someone a question* *20 seconds of silence passes* hey are you on mute?
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Oct 29, 2015 15:30
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*joins conference call on two computers for some loving reason* *coughs violently creating disgusting feedback loop*
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Oct 29, 2015 15:31
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*is a fat dicked alpha talking over everyone even though its clear people want to get in a word edgewise* YEAH YOU KNOW SO LIKE I WAS _LIKE I WAS -LIKE I WAS -LIKE I WAS SAYING WHAT WE GOTTA DO IS TAKE THIS TO THE NEXT LEVEL I'M NOT NEGOTIATING HERE THEY ARE - THEY ARE - THEY ARE RESPONSIBLE SO FLIP IT BACK TO THEM AND TELL THEM TO GET ON THE HORN AND MAKE IT RIGHT
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Oct 29, 2015 15:31
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when I'm being asked a direct question, but question is stupid and they didn't say my name, so I let the silence grow and grow and then they have to ask again
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Oct 29, 2015 15:33
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The future is all about platforming. I want everyone to start thinking about ways we can better incorporate platforming into our paradigm.
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Oct 29, 2015 15:34
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*mutes line, listens to music and waits to hear name*
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Oct 29, 2015 15:34
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thathonkey posted:Hello, who just joined? *.* has disconnected
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