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Apparently stealing designer clothes and pumpkin spice bath bombs is okay if you do it because of capitalism or something. You'd think the last thing you'd want to do when stealing from the same Lush store every week is to document the haul with a complete inventory and timestamp, but I guess bragging about it is too important. Some choice picks: The “Anti-shoplifting” fandom on tumblr is essentially a lazy euphemism for “pro-bourgeois wage slavery”. I broke $100 in a week and a half of lifting! °○° This is amazing! I’m tempted to use the pen and journal for nanowrimo(seems too fitting), but I feel like at least the pen would make a great Christmas present. these companies are evil. They don’t pay their workers, and the majority of their wealth comes from huge markups on the clothes they sell to us.
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Post the one praising minorities for being very active in the community!!
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Oct 29, 2015 15:40
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I stole a large container of stevia once. It was like twenty bucks
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Oct 29, 2015 15:42
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I worked as a retail manager for 5 years and while I had fun outsmarting shoplifters, I could never work up the rage boner some of my co workers had for shoplifters. Like really, how are you going to get mad that someone stole from the company that shits on you 24/7? 
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Oct 29, 2015 15:42
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My grandpa would steal candy bars from gas stations and say he was "fighting inflation" which made me believe he didn't really know what inflation was.
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Oct 29, 2015 15:45
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sounds like a hell of a honeypot for LEOs is why OPFIRST TIME posted:I worked as a retail manager for 5 years and while I had fun outsmarting shoplifters, I could never work up the rage boner some of my co workers had for shoplifters. probably the same reason people poo poo on Snowden - they figure if they suck the metaphorical overcock hard enough they'll be favored or at least left alone
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Oct 29, 2015 15:47
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i once forgot to pay for a lemon while grocery shopping so i walked back into the store and paid for it
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Oct 29, 2015 15:49
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Walmart put in those self-checkout lanes specifically so smart people can decide which two or three items they want to get for free
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Oct 29, 2015 15:49
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im posting from stolen software. ask me anything
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Oct 29, 2015 15:51
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Because shop lifting is cool unless you are really boring and a pussy op
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Oct 29, 2015 15:52
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I'm helping workers by shoplifting Chinese manufactured garbage from the mall
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Oct 29, 2015 15:52
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FIRST TIME posted:I worked as a retail manager for 5 years and while I had fun outsmarting shoplifters, I could never work up the rage boner some of my co workers had for shoplifters. Retail manager checking in as well. I think a lot of staff love the "staff vs customers" mentality. Raging over shoplifting, battling over return policies, lovingly crafting and sharing dumb customer stories. Retail is a team sport.
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Oct 29, 2015 15:55
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how many gigabytes of illegal files do you have on your computer OP and what do you estimate is their MSRP
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Oct 29, 2015 15:55
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I have so much social anxiety that I have to steal. Don't crime shame me.
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Oct 29, 2015 15:57
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shoplifting is good way to get things you want without paying for them op
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Oct 29, 2015 15:58
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Shoplifting is an easy, profitable way to "keep it real" when doing errands, OP. Even cool housewives know to slip a couple items in their handbag Basically: a bay posted:Because shop lifting is cool unless you are really boring and a pussy op
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Oct 29, 2015 15:59
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it's weird how they are so proud about ripping off like $20 in stuff though. i feel like you could get a couple grand in stuff from walmart without much trouble if you planned ahead
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Oct 29, 2015 16:03
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horriblePencilist posted:these companies are evil. They don’t pay their workers, and the majority of their wealth comes from huge markups on the clothes they sell to us. also this is true OP
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Oct 29, 2015 16:04
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They already paid for the product on the shelves and they won't change the wage of the employees dependent upon shrink- so no I don't feel bad about stealing from mega-corporations. I don't steal poo poo because I'm boring and budget semi decently.
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Oct 29, 2015 16:10
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Why would somebody deliverately do somehing riskey thats just insane to me
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Oct 29, 2015 16:11
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If you want to hit it big, go steal from Lowes. Ex father in law worked there and he hated it because people would blatantly steal and no one would stop them. Corporate policy was to take notes and call the cops. But he never heard about anyone stealing from his store getting caught by the po po. I guess citizens running out and tackling people or forcibly detaining someone is assault and all. They just jack up their prices another .05 percent on the 1000 percent markup they make.
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Oct 29, 2015 16:11
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gently caress the capitalistic system whose goods and services I lust after so badly I'm willing to risk prison to possess! No, I am not a hypocrite why are you looking at me like that?
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Oct 29, 2015 16:11
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Can you get in trouble for shoplifting a copy of "Steal This Book"? It's really the publisher's fault
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Oct 29, 2015 16:16
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Funky See Funky Do posted:prison lol
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Oct 29, 2015 16:17
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if we lived in a true communist society i wouldn't HAVE to steal ladies underwear from victoria's secret they would just be GIVEN to me according to my NEEDS
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Oct 29, 2015 16:20
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Windows 98 posted:They already paid for the product on the shelves and they won't change the wage of the employees dependent upon shrink- so no I don't feel bad about stealing from mega-corporations. I don't steal poo poo because I'm boring and budget semi decently. shrink doesn't gently caress the regular employees but it does gently caress the managers, who are probably paid $8-$10/hr plus a monthly "bonus" that makes up most of their income. This is a clever way for places like Walmart to be able to deduct shrink and cash drawer shortages and even penalties for using to many man hours from the manager's wages, even though that would be illegal in a lot of states. The "bonus" doesn't count as wages.
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Oct 29, 2015 16:20
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that's what they get for being management in a hell store imo It's kinda dumb to document your crimes online like that but otherwise I don't give a poo poo. Good. Steal all the things.
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Oct 29, 2015 16:24
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Why would I go all the way to the store to steal and risk going to jail when I can order any thing I want on line with all the money I make working at my IT job 
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Oct 29, 2015 16:25
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I like how they steal really stupid poo poo. Brand purses, cookies, makeup, and other garbage. Way to stick it to the man.
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Oct 29, 2015 16:26
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What would you steal instead
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Oct 29, 2015 16:29
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a bay posted:Why would I go all the way to the store to steal and risk going to jail when I can order any thing I want on line with all the money I make working at my IT job yeah, lol, what a bunch of squares
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Oct 29, 2015 16:31
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These companies are evil and pay their employees poo poo so I will steal from them and reduce their profits so that they are forced to hire fewer people and pay them even less. Why is it called shoplifting anyways, why not just call it stealing.
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Oct 29, 2015 16:31
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Tezzor posted:it's weird how they are so proud about ripping off like $20 in stuff though. i feel like you could get a couple grand in stuff from walmart without much trouble if you planned ahead If by plan ahead you mean wait till they lock the garden center doors at night and go out that way. Those doors all lock from the inside.
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Oct 29, 2015 16:32
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a bay posted:What would you steal instead The Moon
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Oct 29, 2015 16:32
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a bay posted:What would you steal instead Nothing cuz I'm not a thief.
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Oct 29, 2015 16:33
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I steal bread to feed my starving family
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Oct 29, 2015 16:36
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But my family doesn't eat bread, they eat Sephora products.
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Oct 29, 2015 16:39
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shoplifting is tight + morally righteous but the real ticket is internal employee theft. if you dont walk out of a really lovely retail shift with at least a couple extra hours of pay's worth of poo poo you're loving up
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Oct 29, 2015 16:40
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When I go to the self checkout lane with my cart full of organic produce, I always click the non organic variants. I'm such a rebel.
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my fanloms: stealing sauce packets, stealing jacket sleeve patch kits from the tailorery store, online gaming, stealing those small plastic capsules when the vending machine is being reloaded
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