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Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

grenade buttplug

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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Edgar posted:

Lowtax action man figurine where he has a bazooka. My desk needs it!

Hashtag GBS
May 10, 2015

by Lowtax
i think we need a new symbol that isnt a grenade tbh bc then i would wear our cool new symbol and i'd pass by another goon on the street or train and he'd also be wearing it and then we'd just ignore each other and shitpost on our smartphones



i dont like the grenade bc i dont think its a good climate to be wearing things that have grenades on them in this world atm

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
Oh wow a woman making a thread about fashion, why don't you try breaking social norms for once and not shaming your gender OP

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
swap.avi chocolate pudding mix

Hashtag GBS
May 10, 2015

by Lowtax

Stoic Commie posted:

Oh wow a woman making a thread about fashion, why don't you try breaking social norms for once and not shaming your gender OP

this post would make more sense if the OP was a gay dude

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Autographed photos of Groverhaus

Plush :frogc00l:

Celebrity dinner with @fart

A plaque with all the names of helldump-ed goons

A forum upgrade where you can one time ban byob or d&d goons

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
Tbh the only SA merch I'd buy is one of those City Name Sports Team shirts but I missed those by a decade or something.

Hashtag GBS
May 10, 2015

by Lowtax
doesnt byob have like 30 people in it

how could you possibly encounter enough to want to ban them

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Hashtag GBS posted:

doesnt byob have like 30 people in it

how could you possibly encounter enough to want to ban them

Yeah man. Why do people hunt rhinoceros when there's millions of perfectly good cows to hunt.

Bacontotem
May 27, 2010



Goontube burgers.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
One of those little batting helmets people eat icecream out of. It would be cool to have one with a grenade on it.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Aatrek funderpants

Hashtag GBS
May 10, 2015

by Lowtax

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Yeah man. Why do people hunt rhinoceros when there's millions of perfectly good cows to hunt.

if there was a useful byproduct from banning somebody that posts in a forum i dont go in, like a cool horn, that would make more sense


but i dont think you get a horn when you ban a yobber

To be fair...
Feb 3, 2006
Film Producer
Lowtax's anal virginity?

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
a haunted, ironic gun that can only fire when pointed at the owner's head

Catpain Slack
Apr 1, 2014

BAAAAAAH
I would buy the poo poo out of a :frog: or :staredog: hoodie.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Replica Franco MENSA cards

celeron 300a
Jan 23, 2005

by exmarx
Yam Slacker

Ghaz posted:

fragmaster plushie

Moltke posted:

A cute stuffed :negative:

Doom House t-shirt and mouse pads.

Doom House 3 t-shirts and mouse pads with a "COMING SUMMER 2015!" banner.

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib
collaboration w real doll to make a lowtax's wives and exes line

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Spanish Manlove posted:

a haunted, ironic gun that can only fire when pointed at the owner's head

I'll buy you 2

Hashtag GBS
May 10, 2015

by Lowtax
a something awful magic 8 ball would be pretty cool

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



autographed prints of classic fyad posts

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Booblord Zagats posted:

Replica Franco MENSA cards

For $50 I'll mail you one of mine.

Hashtag GBS
May 10, 2015

by Lowtax
one of those lcd picture frames but all it has is pictures from goons.jpg et cetera

Basch lives!
May 31, 2011
Grimy Drawer
Dinosaur Gum
A shirt that says Get Beefy Bitch, with glow in the dark writing that says REAL between Get and Beefy.

:stare: stickers.

And yes,

Catpain Slack posted:

I would buy the poo poo out of a :frog: or :staredog: hoodie.

Basch lives! fucked around with this message at 19:18 on Oct 29, 2015

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Booblord Zagats posted:

Replica Franco MENSA cards

Catpain Slack
Apr 1, 2014

BAAAAAAH

Hashtag GBS posted:

a something awful magic 8 ball would be pretty cool

Will I ever find true love?

*shake*

:goatsecx:

*shake shake*

:goatsecx:

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Some of those year 2000 glasses but they say DGSW

Hashtag GBS
May 10, 2015

by Lowtax

Catpain Slack posted:

Will I ever find true love?

*shake*

:goatsecx:

*shake shake*

"kill you are self"

fixt for accuracy

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Please make sure there is a place on the right where I can clip on my laser pointer. People keep making glasses that you can't clip a laser pointer onto and I'm really sick and tired of it.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Lucky Guy posted:

grenade buttplug

and a goatse statue to store it when it's not in my butt

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy

Bacontotem posted:

Rowdy Trout toilet paper.

Catpain Slack posted:

I would buy the poo poo out of a :frog: or :staredog: hoodie.

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

Basch lives. posted:

A shirt that says Get Beefy Bitch, with glow in the dark writing that says REAL between Get and Beefy.


This

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

A mangosteen smoothie than when you finish it you can read "you're banned" on the bottom, and then a new-fangled wifi device automatically bans you from the forums

We can call it "bangosteen"

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

my very own roudy trout

a phone that speed dials 911 when I spot Granos

a :frog: winter hat

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

a scarf that has barnacle jim's face stretched across the whole length

Ohnonotme
Jul 23, 2007
Yay!
Condoms with the SA grenade logo on them, that actually explode like a real fragmentation grenade when you ejaculate.














* No real danger, goons don't have sex.

sout
Apr 24, 2014

Ohnonotme posted:

Condoms with the SA grenade logo on them, that actually explode like a real fragmentation grenade when you ejaculate.














* No real danger, goons don't have sex.

Made me wonder if there are goon dads with goon kids, all shitpostin' together.

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fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
Now theres only thing you need to know son, and thats if a moderator quotes you, dont respond

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