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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Also a T-shirt.

Also, a hand-grenade hoodie that says "GOON" on it.

Also a butterfly knife with "Applewhite" engraved on the blade.

Also I will negotiate with Lowtax for licensing rights to my hit original character Space Tits.

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Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
Slenderman body pillow

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Spanish Manlove posted:

Slenderman body pillow

And a life-size Slenderman plush.

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

Spanish Manlove posted:

Slenderman body pillow

include a little slenderman marker we can use to keep track of sacrificed kids

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
A hardbound book of Somethingawful's best threads.

A ghost that keeps you company and sings to you.

A Lowtax action figure.

A silicone butt that never stops farting and can't be shut off. The butt has the SA logo branded on one cheek.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
A lotwax stretch armstrong doll that says "you're banned" and "aakjsbdhga" when you stretch him.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Hashtag GBS posted:

but i dont think you get a horn when you ban a goon

then u don't know me

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
a doobie dog

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
A FYAD: the gaythering CCG.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
Secret Service Stationary

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
"im gay" diamond bling necklace.

BrawndoTQ
Oct 18, 2001
black tshirt with smallish white grenade logo. that guy who said we should find a new logo is a fucken poosay. also who is ladyambien? the new integral?

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

brizna posted:

black tshirt with smallish white grenade logo. that guy who said we should find a new logo is a fucken poosay. also who is ladyambien? the new integral?

I think she's the First Lady of SA.

RennZero
Oct 10, 2007

"Get in."
Well, there is a first for everything I guess!

sout
Apr 24, 2014

RennZero posted:

Well, there is a first for everything I guess!

:rimshot:

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
SERIOUS POST: Don't bother wasting your time with this. It's not worthwhile.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Bacontotem posted:

Rowdy Trout toilet paper.

Three Olive's posts toilet paper.

Modest Mauser posted:

Lowtax Dildo.

Extra small dildo in the shape of Aatrek's head.


Fundraiser to Permaban Spanish Manlove from GBS.

Helical Nightmares fucked around with this message at 20:41 on Oct 29, 2015

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

the nigg*r stomper post but on a tshirt

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
A new server system

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Helical Nightmares posted:

Fundraiser to Permaban Spanish Manlove from GBS.

i'll start the kickstarter

tickle daddy
Oct 16, 2015

by Lowtax

Helical Nightmares posted:

Fundraiser to Permaban Spanish Manlove from GBS.

LadyAmbien
Oct 22, 2015

Hashtag GBS posted:

this post would make more sense if the OP was a gay dude

LadyAmbien
Oct 22, 2015

brizna posted:

black tshirt with smallish white grenade logo. that guy who said we should find a new logo is a fucken poosay. also who is ladyambien? the new integral?

I'm like Intergral, if Integral never lied about going to medical school.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

LadyAmbien posted:

I'm like Intergral, if Integral never lied about going to medical school.

Are you a trophy wife?

PenguinBob
Oct 12, 2000
a buttplug of barnacle jim face.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Stoic Commie posted:

Are you a trophy wife?

more like a participation ribbon HEYOOOO

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
please dont tell lowtax to ban me again :ohdear:

LadyAmbien
Oct 22, 2015

Nooner posted:

more like a participation ribbon HEYOOOO

Oh you are askin' for it mister Nooner.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Toilet paper with DnD posts printed on it

frogge
Apr 7, 2006



One o' those.

remigious
May 13, 2009

Destruction comes inevitably :rip:

Hell Gem
On the subject of things I want, how do you get a forums gang tag? I desperately want the squirtle squad one :3:

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

A button that plays a random catchphrase when you press it, all of them being "I paid 10$ bucks for this crap"

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Girls of FYAD computer aggregated pocket pussy

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

numberoneposter posted:

the nigg*r stomper post but on a tshirt

An illuminated manuscript of the niggerstomper post, suitable for framing

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
Another 100 slots on the ignore list.

prinneh
Jul 29, 2005
prince of denmark
something gay and warm, like this:

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Network Pesci posted:

Another 100 slots on the ignore list.

Piss baby

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
A Somethingawful microbrew.

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Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Network Pesci posted:

Another 100 slots on the ignore list.

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