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skit herre
Mar 24, 2015

Don't do drugs, kids.
Lipstick Apathy
Unironically: A snap-back with the grenade on it.

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SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
I'd buy a bumper sticker.

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



SHISHKABOB posted:

I'd buy a bumper sticker.

I honestly would too, if it was subtle enough to not out me as a turbonerd

diamond dog
Jul 27, 2010

by merry exmarx

www posted:

a SA bong, shaped like a grenade.

you can have that one for free lowtax, pm for other great ideas.

ghlbtsk posted:

a realistic-looking grenade with a fleshlight opening in the bottom

a 2-in-1 weed grenade for my dicks

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Plastic figurines of Doobie, Tash, and all the Doghouse customers who had pics posted on his Facebook.

Also little plastic hotdogs with unmelted cheddar slices, cold slawdog, Fries. piled high, 'steak' meal, bucket full o' tiny crawdaddies etc., representative of the real thing.

And a Bunker playhouse.

And little plastic gay men and lesbians and frogs, all with horns. And a little plastic shotgun.

Collect them all!


Edit1: The deluxe version of the Bunker comes with a removable rangehood.

Edit2: Microscope for locating Fries. piled high and crawdaddies not included.

BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 15:27 on Oct 30, 2015

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
Ink pens and mini footballs

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

I'm a breast man.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
Tell Lowtax I'll buy plat if he adds me on PSN and we shoot bugs together when EDF 4.1 comes out.

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
a big puffy jacket w/a REAL thick grenade patch on the back so that part of the jacket doesnt bend the same way at the rest of it and creases weird when u leave it in the closet for a year+

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
A Space Tits oppai mouse pad. Her gem eye would be made of hard plastic.

LadyAmbien
Oct 22, 2015

a hole-y ghost posted:

wait who are you OP?

I'm Reginald P. Linux's ghost wife.

DamnCanadian
Jan 3, 2005

Perpetuating the stereotype since 1978.
Years ago some goon offered up smilie pins; I bought the set with the :science: pin, and used to wear it to star parties when I set up my telescope at university. Met quite a few goons that way. I lost it some time back when I moved. I'd probably buy another one if they were made available again

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
I'd buy anything but a cap with the grenade logo slightly taller than a matchbox embroidered on it. Black+white rim on ultramarine or preferably black, the color associated with darkness

Boko Haram
Dec 22, 2008

maybe a mail order genealogy test that can show if any member share precuck ancestors

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

Portrait of lowtax done in the style of juche propaganda, like this

whatevz
Sep 22, 2013

I lack the most basic processes inherent in all living organisms: reproducing and dying.

Baby Town Frolics posted:

I would also buy this. Please make it.

Gomi Day
Nov 15, 2007

Trust me, Bill. Large spectacles lend distinction to any countenance, as I have reason to know.
Plaster Town Cop
secondlife safari playset.

#86/68 superjock / football kicking toy

caro action figure

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
an unsupervised date with Two Worlds

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



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SomethingAwful branded sandals

SomethingAwful branded needles

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SomethingAwful branded shovels

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SomethingAwful branded conditioners

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SomethingAwful branded bowls

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hope that helps op

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

where buy

e: handgrenade bong

pod6isjerks
Feb 17, 2005

Nap Ghost
City Name Sports Team
Blue SA Pullover/Hoodie
SA/Goon branded Blender Bottle
Stickers
Strands of Lowtax's hair.
Access to SA's underground doom bunker.

pod6isjerks fucked around with this message at 21:36 on Oct 30, 2015

diamond dog
Jul 27, 2010

by merry exmarx
have you considered selling drugs

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
A Somethingawful Bachelor auction might pull in a few dollars.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

diamond dog posted:

have you considered selling drugs

people who I pay for small amounts of high margin commodities all the time tell me this is a really good strategy

Thunder Moose
Mar 7, 2015

S.J.C.
I'd buy a SA coffee mug that changes when it gets hot.

WorldsStongestNerd
Apr 28, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Condoms with "Im gay" stenciled on them for when I go and get reamed out by my big dicked gently caress buddy.

WorldsStongestNerd
Apr 28, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Somehing Awful brand business cards that say "I'm Gay". Hand them out to your parents when you come out. Hand them out at bars to avoid awkward misunderstandings.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

WorldsStrongestNerd posted:

Somehing Awful brand business cards that say "I'm Gay". Hand them out to your parents when you come out. Hand them out at bars to avoid awkward misunderstandings.

Lol these would own

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
microwaves mom

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
A dream date with Kyoon

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



I would actually buy a t-shirt and non-hooded sweatshirt. It seems like getting a sweatshirt without a drat hood on it is becoming more difficult. I don't want the retarded mitten pocket kangaroo pouch in the front, and I don't the stupid floppy hood getting in my way and getting caught under my jacket and making me look some kind of goddamn hunchback.

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Ratjaculation posted:

Just a few ideas...
You got some repeats in there bub :mad:

Eagerly awaiting Something Awful branded beefs though

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k
I once saw a car with an SA grenade bumper sticker in Highland Park IL, many years ago. He probably printed it out himself because those people have $.

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

WorldsStrongestNerd posted:

Somehing Awful brand business cards that say "I'm Gay". Hand them out to your parents when you come out. Hand them out at bars to avoid awkward misunderstandings.

Nooner posted:

Lol these would own

order them off vista print or something in a large quantity and then sell small packs at an insane markup and i bet gbs would buy them

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Thin Privilege posted:

I once saw a car with an SA grenade bumper sticker in Highland Park IL, many years ago. He probably printed it out himself because those people have $.

I doubt that

it was probably snowboarding apparel company grenade gloves, which closely resembles the old grenade logo of SA

in fact I wonder if the last front page redesign, which changed the grenade to look three-dimensional, wasn't on purpose to distance the site logo from theirs stylistically

ANIME IS BLOOD fucked around with this message at 07:31 on Oct 31, 2015

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

I doubt that

it was probably snowboarding apparel company grenade gloves, which closely resembles the old grenade logo of SA

Nah it was definitely the SA grenade. I was stuck at a left turn light behind the guy.

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
I would buy a shirt with this on it.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Aatrek branded kids wear

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to0terfish
Apr 4, 2015

Pork Pro
Is there a highres SA logo graphic or psd for use in artistically putting and applying on to things?

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