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Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Plum ran out of compressed air

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Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


3D simulation of how orders are typically filled at Doobies



note the lack of Fries.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i want a doobie dog right now

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

life isnt fair

do i get greasy chinese food or a foot long meatball sub????

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

numberoneposter posted:

life isnt fair

do i get greasy chinese food or a foot long meatball sub????

NO

YOU GET EGGS ANYWAY



Because Doobie's cook Quit



Now the diner isn't open past 2 PM



making these shirts... a collector's item

Game, Set, and Match

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

If he burns his weiner real bad by loving the ham, turn to page 7.
If he pukes blood in the eggs and abjures the True Christ, turn to page 420.

I looked up abjures just to enjoy this post even more. You redeemed the subpar post that you were responding to.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Pastry of the Year posted:

NO

YOU GET EGGS ANYWAY



Because Doobie's cook Quit



Now the diner isn't open past 2 PM



making these shirts... a collector's item

Game, Set, and Match

Trying hard not to touch the poop but it's a phone number

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

vyst posted:

Trying hard not to touch the poop but it's a phone number

Don't.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

dad gay. so what posted:

you guys must really care about this guy, do you send him stuff? trinkets and whatnot? its really sweet. he seems like a nice guy who has a hard time with some stuff. but he sure has a lot of ambition! i meant to ask earlier, but i forgot; has anyone in this thread ever done anything with their lives? i kept forgetting to ask. anywhos. if so, what? dont lie cause ill know.

1. No
2. Still no
3. Yes
4. Not been a homophobe who bites the hand that fed him

Any more questions, smart guy?

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
Wonder Why she Quit?

Well she gave me a specific reason but it seemed slightly critical of me so idk.

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


vyst posted:

Trying hard not to touch the poop but it's a phone number

gee vyst i dunno, should you really do that? hmmm. should i go the extra mile and be a huge weirdo, hmmmm

drowningidiot
Sep 27, 2014
My favorite experience on SA so far was finding the original doobie thread in the gold mine and getting all uplifted and inspired reading a few pages and then noticing big red text on the OP about fraudulent kickstarters or something. Then I skipped ahead and found out just how much of a hilarious shitshow it turned into. Had I watched it unfold live I probably would have been cheering the guy on for at least a little while. I might have even donated a couple of bux lmao

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Pastry of the Year posted:

NO

YOU GET EGGS ANYWAY



Because Doobie's cook Quit



Now the diner isn't open past 2 PM



making these shirts... a collector's item

Game, Set, and Match

The hours he states in the facebook post dont match the hours on the shirt.

Oh Doob never change!

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO
who is this mysterious goon that took his kids xmas money and spent it on the doob? wanna see dat post

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Justin Tyme posted:

gee vyst i dunno, should you really do that? hmmm. should i go the extra mile and be a huge weirdo, hmmmm

Cmon nigga do I look like Conquistador

imandyyo
Mar 19, 2012
Of course the diner that serves breakfast is closed on the weekend. No one goes out for breakfast on Saturday or Sunday.

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

du -hast posted:

who is this mysterious goon that took his kids xmas money and spent it on the doob? wanna see dat post

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3571910&userid=30525#post419923362

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012

this will never not be hilarious

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Dave Concepcion posted:

this will never not be hilarious

klapman
Aug 27, 2012

this char is good
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3571910&userid=30525#post419930803


oh my good lord

vyst
Aug 25, 2009




That dog looks like it has mold on the bun :lol:

klapman
Aug 27, 2012

this char is good

vyst posted:

That dog looks like it has mold on the bun :lol:

the actual hot dog is almost completely hidden thanks to the lighting, it almost looks like he just put diced pickles and bacon on a piece of poo poo mold bread

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

holy poo poo


looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool jesus

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007




Hot dog shack open 4 hours per day, not open on weekends :stonklol:

autism ZX spectrum
Feb 8, 2007

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
it's open 8 hours a day you idiot, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 1, 2 <---8 hours

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Unless the doobster has it wrong, that's 8 hours a day. Unless he's a master of the 24 hour clock, then it's 20.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Will doobs bother washing his hands when going between his businesses? Will either place have a working bathroom?

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



WhyteRyce posted:

Will doobs bother washing his hands when going between his businesses? Will either place have a working bathroom?

Oil is oil. Can just run his hands on the grill after an oil change

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
I really can't wait for him to ruin someone's car and get sued

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Nubile Hillock posted:

it's open 8 hours a day you idiot, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 1, 2 <---8 hours

He posted that "we're closed if you want food but open if you need an oil change" update during hours that he should have been open.

This Nubile Hillock guy right here; defending a hot dog burger joint "diner" that closes at 2PM and is closed weekends. That the SA forums funded. smdh

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


skaboomizzy posted:

I really can't wait for him to ruin someone's car and get sued

skaboomizzy posted:

I really can't wait for him to ruin someone's car and get sued

Yeah good luck with that when Doobie opens Reform's only law office.

autism ZX spectrum
Feb 8, 2007

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe

Melmac posted:

He posted that "we're closed if you want food but open if you need an oil change" update during hours that he should have been open.

This Nubile Hillock guy right here; defending a hot dog burger joint "diner" that closes at 2PM and is closed weekends. That the SA forums funded. smdh

Just trying to be as pedantic as possible

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

kickstarting a Doobie's DogHouse Diner Coloring and Activity Math Workbook

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Doobie doghouse diner & lube

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Doobie is gonna lube you up and give you the weiner!!!

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

JB50 posted:

Doobie is gonna lube you up and give you the weiner!!!

He's going to come up with something similar, and use it to Forrest Gump his with into some money.

Not "beach house on the coast of Alabama" money, but enough money to buy like, a fully loaded F-250 or something.

Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012
I was curious so i looked up his new location on google maps and there seems to be whats an auto repair shop not even .2 miles from oobies auto hop. this will end well

Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?
I'm so happy that there's a new doobie thread and a new PYF Awkward/Ugly thread in the same week. Truly a dream come true for an unironically mean-spirited shitposter like me. :swoon:

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
He makes more in a week than a goon does in a year on steam

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Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Pastry of the Year posted:

kickstarting a Doobie's DogHouse Diner Coloring and Activity Math Workbook

I would probably buy this.

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